Two wacky guys trying to eek out a living in this wacky frontier town.

My title for this today is my latest pitch to TV execs for a fun filled family sitcom. I think at least 50% of all sitcom descriptions contain the word wacky.
So here I am trying to write my every day fly-in-the-face-of-convention scoop of internet funk, and its going well.. Until I actually open up my program and stare blankly for about 5 minutes trying to think of a title.. then I progress past the title and get to the meat and potatoes and I begin to wonder, Is it "fly" the noun, or "fly" the verb. Is it like.. "OOOOO there is a fly buzzing in my face of convention"? Or is it "I'm going to fly up into the face of convention and go oooga booga booga"?

Now.. just to say why I've had the total slackitude on posts lately.. lets just say I discovered a site that carried warez copys of slightly older games that I can actually play, like worms, and shit like that.. And someone made the mistake of intrudcing me to Uplink.. which is a totally cool as fuckall game.. I became slightly addicted to that..

Anywho.. On with the fly links

Joelogon's Foolproof Guide to Making Any Woman Your Platonic Friend

Personatlity and breast shape.. Are they tied together? What do your breasts say about you?

I know most of you are probably as excited about the spiderman movie as I am.. So go here to check out all the cool spiderman toys that are out.. Did I mention I bought the movie custume figure that has like 23-408923-40923- to the 3rd power points of articulation and it comes with a wall mountable gargoyl that just looks awesome..

Sweet!! Get down and go print out your own ASCII porn calander!!

Society For the Preservation of Gravity. Hurry quick before its too late!!!!!!



EVerybody loves funny signs! I guess...

Are you a nerd and need to work out a little? Then check out the nerdgym!

And then check out David Hasselhoff performing hooked on a feeling and lose your will to live...

For my birthday this year I would love a meatcake!

I don't get it.. why would someone pay 50 dollars to watch some chick smash plastic cars with her feet?

Be Attractive the Classic Maya Way

Things go bad when office supplies attack!!!!

Weirdart is good.. Especially weird wallpapers for your computer!

Leotard Skynyrno! The ultimate japanese tribute band!!

Its the killer rabbit from the holy grail!!!

WAnt to take over the world, but too lazy to develop your own evil plan.. there is help for you!

UMMMMMMM this is just weird...

OH GOD!!!!!! Guess who now controls the one ring?!?!?!?!?!?

There is something wrong with jumping rope with barbed wire...

This is what it sounds like, when a drive dies...

Hey scott.. Guess what? You can turn your GBA into a webserver!!!

Adding and Subtracting. Quite possibly the most extreme body modification I have EVER seen!

ARRRRRRRRRRRR The top 15 pirate pickup lines!!!!!!!!

Just a few more months until this guy time travels.. oh yes...
In fact.. I think it would be the shit to dress up all back to the futurish and run up to him and be like"Listen! I'm from the future, you cannot visit yourself in a different time so I have made the journey for you!!!" Actually quite a interesting page... I think someone needs to alert Gene RAy!!!

Are you dave gorman?!?!! God.. I watched this on BBC america awhile ago and its so fucking funny... And now he is turning his sights to greater searchs!

And to nicely flambe this toss up to the crap on the web we have a nice creme brublechoftheday!!!!!!!!!!

It was a hard decision between that site or this one.. Lemme know in the comments which was blechier

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