ahhhhh How great is the internet?

Well. Its the only place I can find nice pictures of Mr. T looking deep and introspective.

This is quite possibly the most evil site in the world. I allmost ordered $2,348,837.75 worth last night. Evil evil evil my friends. The kind that only satan could be behind.

Here is a site with lots of reviews of whores.. Uhhh yeah.

Oh man. AOL/Time warner looks to be buying the rights of the muppets. Well the only good part of that is that they actively use their copy righted material. I would love to see another muppets show.

Adult thumb suckers. Babypants crib sheets would love this site I think...

Todays BLECH OF THE DAY

I love the smoking gun. Heres the letter that the dog fucker submitted to the court to allow him to bring his "WIFE" into the court with him. Oh. She is very well behaved... They also provide us with this great thing. A Freedom Of Information request for any thing relating to using semen as a fuel source..

Well. I have to go make some calls and shit and go ship some ebay shit out.. So I'll post again after work. word.

Fucking forum 2000 is back

FUCKING forum 2000 is back. fucking FORUM 2000 IS BACK.
FUCK YEAH
I fucking love forum 2000
fucking go there wallow in the greatness. FUCKING YEAHHH.....


Here are some really good forum2000 discussions. I am just going to number the links so they don't take up too much space if you don't want to read them.. But if you want to understand why I love forum so damn much make with the clicking. They are not in any kind of order or anything. Just as I find them.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14

Make sure to check out the hall of fame too. And the recent questions. I LOVE FORUM2000

Well. Today is sucking it hard.

I woke up early this morning to some schmuck who had a mouth full of shit. And he was saying what I could only intrepret as "Is Mrs. Cockandballs there"

So having just been woken up by this schlepo I responded with a utterly coherant "Whaaa?"'

So he goes. "IS MRS. COCKANDBALLS THERE???"

I go. "What? I can't understand a fucking word your saying buddy"

He got a little irate at this point. Repeating it in his mush mouthed slur even louder. I think he may have been yelling..

At this point I am semi awake and say "Listen fuck-o. I think you got the wrong number.. thanks for calling"

In that post yesterday I forgot to actually link Internet Rages site. So here is a link!

Crikey!!! Want to learn how to talk just like the crocidile hunter!! Then click here!

The worst one hundred films ever according to the IMDB. Now most of these I agree with (santa with muscles, Problem child 3, Theodore Rex). But some of these are great movies (Baby Geniuses, Santa Vs the martians, and Police Academy: Mission to moscow) PAMTM Deserved a fucking academy fucking award for chrissakes. Some people have no class now-a-days..

Some day I hope my family and I can have a nice peacful existance on Dildo Island..

This link is for stewie. Pimp....

Well.. Thats all I could find so far.. My day is super atomic mega shitty so I am going to go play some Red Alert two or rocket jockey or something and hten see if there is anything new on the internet.

Post shit in the fucking comments too. It would make me happy.

Rocket Jockey is quite possibly the greatest game ever.

It is so fucking incredibly fun. And the best part is since its abandonware you can get it off the underdogs for free. A good price for anything. Heres a link directly to it. And while you are there be sure to fucking browse around the underdogs site. It has fucking assloads of old classic games there to enjoy. I suggest Masters of Magic as well, OOOOOoooooooo and the Goblins trilogy!!! they are great puzzle games.

The last couple days I have been recieving quite a few hits from a couple web pages. I would like to thank anamal dot net and Internet rage for plugging me. If this is your first time here just keep checking back. I post my crazy links as often as I can. But sometimes only once a day. So you know. Just like.. keep coming back and stuff..

I'd like to say that the guys over at Internet rage has some fucking MAD skills with php and shit too. Their layout is ass tight and the entire site is fucking awesome. I am quite impressed. Its fucking ass awesome, Fucking shiney as fuck all. Very nice.. And speaking of layouts. The Kult has a new layout and its quite nice as well

Oh. And to the persont that found me by searching for pokemon sex. FUCK YOU. I was searching for a good page for you that I was going to be all nice and link and everything and while combatting popup banners from hell I accidently lost this entire post and had to retype it. So because of your perversion and my kind soul you made me actually do some work. So fuck off buddy. Or not. If you like it here stay and stuff.

Oh fuck.. lets see what else I have. Oh yeah. Just a little thing I like to call the COMBINATION OF TWO OF THE GREATEST THINGS EVER!
CLICK HERE LIKE YOU HAVE NEVER CLICKED BEFORE

On the flip side. This is one of the most aweful things ever.

The other night cory and I checked out all the new trailers on dark horizons and we saw one for Series7 and we were like WHAT THE FUCK?? Well here is some info on it for anyone interested...

Its kind of neat how some things are just hidden a little out of site. I mean look at this great piece of anti microsoft propraganda if you go to emofree.com and maximize the browser. Read the title. Great anto MS stuff. Heres a screen shot of it too. Thanks to cory for pointing this out to me.. its fucking great..

THIS. This is a aweful horrible disgusting page. Enjoy. Click on all the links at the bottom for the different sections.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH army men porn!!!!!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Here is a good article with American McGee about his creative process in making Alice.

Ok. I think thats about it. More tommorow.

Please make with the clicking

Click here
and then click here
rinse
repeat

Do this six times daily. Three times on the left. Three times on the right.

Anamal rocks socks.

Yeah
i'm posting this at five in the fucking morning
And i'm breaking my rule of not posting while at girls house. But its five am. I just got done laying with her. I tucked her in. And I wanted to check my email before I passed out and I saw that.
Rock socks!

Stuff

Wow. I am coming up with some really original titles these last couple days.

Now this site is... weird. I think. Ugh. I don't know.. Words are escaping me. I usually have a good handle on the english language. But.. Just go. Just go to this site and sit and awe.

And then check out this equally awe insipiring site.

Hmmm A christian first person shooter.. Uhhh

I just got off the phone with my sister. We talked for like a hour. It was pretty cool. I'm trying to get her to give me all my legos that she stole from me years ago back to me so that I can play brikwars sometime soon.. But I don't think she is going to =-(

I also saw this linked over at silicon gelica and got playing with it again. I found this site a LONG time ago and made some really crackhead looking shoes and posted them when I first started this site. I think it was like my first week still. Girl wants me to get some new shoes.. They are a little pricey but I pay close that that for a good pair of shoes normally. But then again I'm cool I had nike pumps when they first came out.

I also found this over at SG and I am going to link it for my good friend scott.

Oh god. Don't get me wrong. I love pop up videos. But this just screams bad idea.

I hate when you are on the shitter taking a poop and someone knocks on the door and your just in your boxers. In order to reach my pants which are in the doorway to my room I have to go thru the hall and into the edge of the living room. Exposing myself to whoever may be looking in the window to see if anyone is home.. That was todays bit of TOO MUCH INFORMATION

This makes me happy. I REALLY hope that selloutica breaks up. I hate them at this point. Their older shit rocks socks. New shit sucks.

Hooker heros. Whores that changed the world.

Well thats it for now. Its been a slow week on the web. I had to really dig to find the good links that I like to post.. So maybe a short update later. I am going to girls after work tonight and then tommorow we have to meet with the priest again and go over our tests. ..

And use the comment thing. For the love of god.

asdf

Asdf is the bestest thing ever.

Holy poop I am tired. Just a few links until morning

I found bottle mail a long time ago. It lets you type a letter and put it in a virtual bottle and throw it out to sea. Its a pretty cool idea. It was also originally written in japanese. So plenty of broken engrish to make fun of all over the site and program.

I ride the fader and I ride it low. I'm gonna slip into the field like Hans Solo.

This is quite honestly one of the best news article titles I have EVER read.. It deserves a award.

It appears that Angelina Jolies boobs are allready being altered for the new tomb raider poster that is getting ready to come out.


okI keep falling assl using hte ocmputer
bed time
Night.
Write stuff in the comments part at the end of the post. I want to hear back from you guys. If i link something you like lemme know. If i link something you hate lemme know. If you find something cool post it in the comments. Its fun.. good times..

Ugh part two

My day didn't get better
Not sure where i'm going in life
confusion abounds. Busy day tommorow.

Scott and I had a really good talk tonight after work. And we watched the crow. That movie rocks socks..

in the meantime here are some links for you all

Gadgets for god. Good stuff =-)

Take one sand pendulum. Add three parts earthquake. And what do you get? Earthquake art.

At least they are not life size "anatomically correct"...

Have you been on the edge of your seat wondering what would happen if you were to run all your base are belong to us thru bable fish about 80 times??
Well wonder no more.

So exactly what would a Jedi wedding be like?

Hmmm So this WOULD be considered stealing right? Damn conscience.

Disturbing search requests is a great site.

This is just a incredibly great picture. He looks so close to human..I guess maybe its all the Lancelot Link I used to watch.

This is really geek shit! I mean. Its a fucking mechanical hit counter!

And a couple quick fun ass games to wrap it up. Javanoid. Good old arkanoid.... Done quite well.

And Spyhunter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ugh

I am sleepy. I just got up and I am fucking tired as shit

Since I am tired I don't even have the energy to make fun of this aweful site....

This is pretty fun to play with. Make sure once you make the most disturbing thing you can you click on the caffeine button.

Well I gotta motivate and go pay that fucking utlility bill so I can have power.
Peace easy

SHAZAM!

When Billy Batson shouts the name of the ancient wizard Shazam -- he is transformed into the World's Mightiest Mortal!

And when I shout SHAZAM I look like a jack ass...

I think Girl and I should get these at our wedding. I mean come on. It even has a maze. I know I would apperciate it at a wedding.

Here is a really funny tech support page. From another techies view.

Its nice to know that John Ritters Nutz have been on the air countless time and his nads have been beamed into space and Noone has ever even noticed.

ApocaMon - your guide to the cute and fuzzy apocalypse.

Unxmaal and I were talking tonight for quite awhile and he got me hitting on this shit. If it works it will mean no more shitting banner ads! YAY!

Slow news day kiddies. Thats all I got. More tommorow.

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This has to be said. I just installed Microsoft Word 2000 a few minutes ago so I could write a research paper for psychology class. After it was done installed, took longer than a normal program to install, I loaded it up and I was greated by a stupid paperclip. The paperclip jumps around like a moron and tells you tips and shortcuts on how to work in Word. I knew he was going to be there so when he first popped up I right clicked on his ass to get rid of him, but I found something interesting.. You can change what the assistant is. I scrolled through the the assistants, I found some need things. Theres a dog, robot, the stupid microsoft puzzle thing, a globe, a little old guy that looks like einsten. But almost at the very end of them I found the BEST one.. a little cat named Links. He's the shit. Now I really hate Microsoft for putting links in the back of the line of assistants and making that paperclip the default assistant. Screw you Microsoft... if you don't watch out, Links will become a new Linux mascot and then where will you be huh? Holding your stupid paperclip, thats where.

Things that make me tingle

For one. BrikWars. I am shitting myself. I want to play REALLY bad. I want to get a game together and play this fucking game.

Second of all. The lord of the rings movie. This is REALLY BAD ASS. Lots of pictures of it. Its going to rock socks.

Filling out ass-long surveys to get a free two liter of Dr. Pepper. Or the DP as Good ol' frenchie called it.

Some peoples incredible HTML skills make me tingle.

People who think they are from mars rock too. I used to be convinced I was not from earth as a child. I used to be riding in the car with my mom and I would be like "your not my real mom you know? Oh no.. My real mom lives up there (and I would point up to the night sky)." and then I would go on to describe in detail the life I had up there with her. I would describe her and everything. I mean in massive detail. The house we lived in.. everything. It must have been weird.. My mom has allways said it never made her feel bad... Just was weird hearing me tell her about this life I used to have. Past life regression? Was I really from another planet? Did I mention I was about 2 or three at the time so I didn't really have alot of life experience to be drawing all of this off of either... Pretty weird.

People coming up with truely descriptive domain names. Tingle fucking city

Britney's Guide to Semiconductor Physics . Just a little tingle.

Butt Candles!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now the big list of things that did not make me tingly today.

Jumpsuits. Jumpsuit fans. Pictures of jumpsuits. Jumpsuits around the world. Jumpsuits on TV, in movies, and in books. Jumpsuits pro and con. Expert advice about jumpsuits. The true adventures of a guy who likes jumpsuits. What makes a good jumpsuit. I like NONE of these things.

Predator porn. BLECH Hosted by Furnation. Bringing you the best and most aweful furry sites day after day.

Crazy crazy crazy sites trying to save me from hell.

Todays BLECH OF THE DAY does not make me tingle. Neither does this associated link.

101 Testicle Recipes & Fun Facts. For obvious reasons.

Send my cat email!

Do it. I will post the funniest emails and replies. So send my cat email at nemo@meowmail.com.

Be careful, hes a fucker...

Oh man this page is incredible

Click here.

It makes my head hurt.

What the hell is this page??

Here is the ultimate list of Alliterative Religious Euphemisms for Male Masturbation

Read about why Harry Potter is so evil!

Uhhh does it hurt to get your head chopped off?

It looks like the members of metallica are going at each other throats. YAY! Maybe they will break up soon and then down the road they can all get together for a even shitter reunion tour and be bigger sellouts then they are now.

Now don't get me wrong. I REALLY dig the Farrellys work. But i think this is sacriligious.

Are you a victim of pr0n?

Umm Interactive pig mutliation. Brought to you by Boar Semen dot com

BLECH

Fuck no. She is super skank-a-tron.

But then again I really don't find any girls other then mine attractive any more. I know that sounds all mushy and shit.. But its the truth.
None of them can hold a candle to the girl I have. Your welcome to come over and check out my neighbor though.

You may like this link CJ. Check it out. And check out this one too.

I think I have a semi- explaination to the corn flakes law too. It has to do with the sorid history of cornflakes and the fact that they were originally made to stop people from fucking so much and masturbating all the time. I guess in our great state we want them to fuck on sundays.

Here is another long page about sex and corn flakes.

oh yeah, I forgot to ask you this question in my post.
Is your neighbor a hottie Jon?

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I decided to make a post today making fun of Ohio. Not only Ohio, but stupid Ohio laws. These laws were made way back when and have not been updated or amended. Basicaly due to laziness and no one really cares. So, if you decide to, or break any of these laws, you MUST go to the nearest police station and turn yourself in, so the local police officer and laugh in your face and send you home.
1. It is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday.
(Well, I guess I wasted my money on a harpoon and tickets to Sea World for this Sunday then... I was hoping to have Shamu stuffed and on my way by Easter.)
2. Woman are prohibited to wear patent leather shoes in public.
(This is to keep people from seeing what they have on, or don't have on under their skirts. HA!! Woman wear worse things than this all the time.. miniskirts that show everything, shirts that are held together by a string. To keep up with the times this should be changed to "Any cross-dressing man shall not wear patent leather shoes in public... uuugg)
3. Breast feeding is prohibited in public.
(Well.. we won't go there)
4. It is illegal to get a fish drunk.
(Why in the world would this be a law in the first place. I mean some numbnuts have to have gotten a fish drunk and caused a scene for this to even hit the books.)
5. In Cincinnati, Pornographic Magazines are banned.
(This was instated because of my personal god Larry Flint.. you rock man)
6. It is also Illegal to have anal intercourse in Cincinnati.
(Sorry homos, you have to move somewhere else.)
7. In Marion, Ohio, you are not allowed to eat a doughnut and walk backwards down a street.
(I bet some stupid cop ruined it for the rest of us... DAMN YOU!!)
8. To go along with #2, in Ironton, Ohio, cross dressing is illegal.
9. A policeman is allowed to bite a dog to quiet him in Paulding.
(But, is he allowed to bite a dog while walking backwards??)
10. And one of my favorites.. (drum roll please).. In Columbus Ohio.. it is illegal to sell Corn Flakes on Sunday.
(Well, I guess I won't be buying cornflakes on my trip to kill Shamu then...)

Joy

I turned off media player because I was getting ready to install winamp alpha 3
and I hear uhhh uhhh uhhh uhh uhhh ohhhhhhhhh ohhhhhhhhhh ohhhhhhhhh
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OHHHHHHH
OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH coming thru the wall. It was accompianed by a very pleasant rhythmic
*thump* *thump* *thump* *thump* *thump* *thump* *thump** thump*
*thump* *thump* *thump* *thump* *thump* *thump* *thump* *thump*
*thump* *thump* *thump* *thump* *thump* *thump* *thump* *thump*
*thump* *thump* *thump* *thump* *thump* *thump* *thump* *thump*
*thump* *thump* *thump* *thump* *thump* *thump* *thump* *thump*
So either my neighbor was having sex or more likely (because I have yet to see her with a man) she got her best friend out of the night stand and was petting the kitty. Either way. Blech.

Camping.

I love camping. I love the quite and total lack of people around. Its one of the few things I miss about NY. Family, friends, camping, the river. Those are pretty much the only things that I have missed about NY since I moved away allmost 3 years ago. Its pretty crazy thinking back to how things were before. How things were different. Every day I wake up and it seems like this is how its allways been until I drudge up some memories of the past and remember there were some good times before now.

I hate how people talk about how they hate their families and don't want anything to do with them. I think that whole thing got shoved out of my head when I was young and I lost my dad and my baby cousin. It took me a really long time to get over losing my dad. And I'm still not even over it. But I am more at terms with it. There were times when I felt like I didn't care if I lived or if I died. That loss and the hell of highschool and going thru it being fat and without anyone my age to share it all with hurt alot.

Looking back I realise that all of those little things make me who I am today. If I had have been hurt and scared when I moved down here to ohio I wouldn't have gotten into the fucked up relationship I was in, I wouldn't have moved where I live now. I wouldn't have the job I have. I would be engaged to the most wonderful and sexy girl in the world. I wouldn't have the great friends that I have now in my life.

Oh well. Fuck it. I am who I am. Go download "little things" by Good Charlotte
Its the little things, little things, That allways hang around
Its the little things, little things, That allways try to break me down.
its the little things, little things, Just won't go away
Its the little things, little things, Make me who I am today

I don't know why I am in such a funk today. Jamies home. So I should be doing a jig..
I guess I'm just out of it all for some reason.

I have to train this whole next week again. And then the week after. I'm completly broke. Infact Right now I am beyond broke. I am in debt. I have a huge ass utils bill that I can't even afford due in three days and if its not paid I don't have any more power.

So blah. Anyway. I started the process of cleaning up the side bar on here. I also added a comment thing at the end of each post. So please please please show some love and comment about posts.. What did you like.. what did you hate. Make yourself heard so I can make this site better. I'm going to actually break this post into two chunks. Each with their own seperate title. Shazam! Welcome to part two.

Gathering the fire of your delight.

I found this site a couple days ago. Its pretty good. I think I have posted similiar sites before. I am a big comic book fan. And some of the first porn I ever got off the internet (Off the old BBS I used to hang out before we had actual net access in my area) was drawings of super chicks and stuff. Here is another pretty good page. And if you scan the archives I had a shit load in there.

Next up we have this little shrine on the internet devoted to Revenge of the nerds. I wasn't aware that there were four movies in total. I think its odd how on the front page he puts "Currently this is the ONLY Revenge of the Nerds movie archive on the internet" He put only in all caps. Is it THAT much of a suprise to him? I also find it disturbing that this guy has a shrine devoted to Curtis "BOOGER" Armstrong. I mean. He was cool and everything.. but.

Ugly Internet is a cool website. Esentially its these guys harrassing crappy webmasters with crappy sites thru email and posting the ensueing conversations. Joel emailed the web-ejaculator of www.timecube.com and their conversation was quite funny. I may post that a bit later. Comment in the comments at the end of this post if you would like me to.

I'm not sure if I have posted this allready. But it was in my shit to post folder so It will be posted again. This is some sweet ass shit. I don't really like segas games or their systems, but they do make some bad assed toys. That last statement is paretly a lie though. Scott brought over his dreamcast and shenmu and I must say I am completely floored.. It was fucking AWESOME.

I guess I am very lucky that when I met Girl on IRC allmost three years ago that she didn't turn out to be a CORPSE HOARDING GRANNY!!!!!

Whats the only thing better then regurlar CosPlay?? SUPERCOSPLAY!!! Or as I like to call it crappy photoshopped cosplay.

If you enjoyed All your base are belong to us make sure to check here for more of the great stuff. And Engrish.com is another great resource for broken english.

This guy has alot of hate in his heart. But its a funny hate. So go read.

Are you geek enough that you would custom make your own stormtrooper suit? Well these guys are and they will sell/teach you how to do it yourself.

This guy is not talking for a whole year. But how the hell does he do radio interviews?

Here is a big guide on how to get laid on the internet. Step by step.

Right.. this guy is looking WAY too deep into britney spears lyrics. She sucks.. bottom line.

You are one of the lucky Americans who have the opportunity to Discover Hip Hop!
Doesn't that sound exciting? good times!

I've been digging for a BLECH OF THE DAY all day. And I can't really find one. This is kind of the closest that I got. Its really weird.. but not really gross. Its uhh.. Storys that this chick writes about her friends and family and enemies turning into kids. Weird.

This is MAJORLY bad ass. Make your own paper Cd cases. I need a printer!!!!!

Click here for more information about that aweful kitty porn that is happening all over.

If you have never been there before check out losers.org. ITs pretty good.

This is quite possibly the stupidest man on the planet. He plans on being the first person to break the sound barrier by FALLING.

Well I think thats it. I can't write any more. I'm spent. That was a hella post. Enjoy.