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Bling Bling

YAY!! sandart!!

This is the greatest liscense plate EVER!!!

Whoops.. sorry mam.. I didn't mean to leave that spong in your rotten stomach....sorry..

Is this the most violent film ever?? They compare it to 'Crash' which was totally fucked up.. I dunno.. 'Vulgar's clown rape scene was fucked up enough for me..

a former White House chief of staff and an international investigative journalist want to know what the Pentagon knows about UFOs..and so do I dammit..


This is the best 404 page EVER...

ok.. i fixed the problem with the site..
I am trying a new method of posting.. let me know how you like it..

I bet I have a 56k penis...

someone HAS to buy me a BUN BUN mosquito alarm clock for mother fucking christmas!!!

ahhhhhnold likes YOSH!! Watch this and be disturbed... Holy shit! it gets worse.. Yosh turns him into a super hero!!.. this actually gets more and more bizaar.. it appears that this stuff isn't yosh... but it turns arnold small... what the fuck.. is this wonderland?

Rockwells 'someone is watching me'.. possibly a better halloween song than thriller?

Some mother fucking christmas cheer!

asdf my site is all messed up.. cause i'm a hippy and use absolute paaaaaaathhhhhhhhhhsssssssssssss blaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Hi! I'm Sally, and I'm Johnny, and black people love us!!!

say it one more time.. say you love me..

Nothing adds more flavor to more foods then the classic taste of FRECH'S Classic Yellow Mustard.

I couldn't think of a decent title for this post so I just copied some stuff off the back of this bottle of mustard that is sitting on my desk..

Check out this list of everything bart simpson has ever written on the blackboard..

Since I just started getting to watch TV again I recently have been seeing these new apple commercials, so I don't know how long they have been showing or if I should be suprised that the hotty stoner has her own fan site...
Also cause I like to rip on macs, here is a funny parody ad..


Scott.. You are going to fucking love this..

I think everyone needs cool 80s t-shirts like this kick ass Mr T one...


Learn to throw cards like a mofo and kills people with the ace of spades...

Well.. I gotta go make a run.. Hopefully I will be able to do a long post tommorow cause I have the day off on account of my getting double root canals...
FUN!!!

Howdy Ho Neighbors!!!

Guess who got their internet turned back on!!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Thats right kiddies! Its me!!!

I haven't been able to post the last couple days since I got everything hooked back up because girl has been very very very veyr sick and I have been putting all of my time and energy into helping her.. but.. i digress, most importantly I'm back.. and I got to say its good to be hooked up to the outside world.. I turn on the TV and Conan O'Brien is on Comedy central.. which is pretty cool.. I see a new guy hosting beat the geeks, and its all so new to me..

Ahhh well.. As you guys know I have a child on the way.. and most of you have been here through my whining and begging for money stages.. even though it really never paid off except for a few kind people.. Even when I was just asking for a buck a piece to make it worth my time that i was pouring into the site.. Well.. Now I with the kid on the way and the money situation being absolute shit now that I am only working part time.. I am resorting to hawking cool shit off on ebay.. Check out these listing for what I have up there right now, I'm selling it through girls brother and expect to see alot more newer stuff up there including PS2, Xbox, and gamecube games... so instead of asking for all of my good readers to just give me money.. how about you buy some of my stuff... But like I said.. keep checking it cause we will be putting new stuff on there daily..

but.. I have tommorow off.. so expect to see a long post tommorow boys and girls.. for now I have to get going to work