I'M IN UR X Ying your Z

Super-Size Me (with Whiskey!)

Why are people so fucking retarded? Don't they realize that when they give their kids names like "Urhines Kendall Icy Eight Special K" (Pronounced Yourhighness, and Special K after the drug Ketamine) or "4Real" that they have to walk around with those for the rest of their lives?

I usually try to keep my distance from 'american idol' type crap. But this guy from a recent America's got talent is really good. I would totally buy some of his music.. if.... you know.. I actually bought music..

PEW!!!! its Nintendo Papercraft! New desk toys!!!

This is the very exact reason I fucking hate amusement parks! Fuck that shit..

Oh man.. I have spent WAY too much time looking through this extensive list of Macro's from the 4chan boards.. some fucking awesome shit here.. and oh yes.. Cat Macros..

This post now with bonus lolcats! Is it wrong that I subscribe the rss feed from that site?

About a month ago, Chris from cutewithchris posted a video of him performing the lyrics of "Buy You a Drank Shawty" which I thought was fucking great, since then I have been scrubbing his archives and the guy is actually rather funny. Since then, He's also "covered" a interview with T-pain, and dealt with the comment fallout from his video from the internetidiots.

mmmm Hopsicles!

Ok. So this dress technically has not inside, so if you have it on, are you actually naked? God I love mobius strips, and Klein bottles...

And finally. The (not totally gross) BLECH OF THE DAY

Because not knowing how to cook, is like not knowing how to fuck.

I'm sure you all already knew that Robert Roderiguiz is the fucking man.
Did you know that he includes a "10 Minute Cooking School" on some of his DVDs?
No?
Well. Its fucking awesome. Like everything he does.

How-tos

How-to: Make instant freezing hot ice

How-to: Make Thermite

Wheee. Don't go blow yourselves up kids.

How to irragate your nasal passages.

It does what the title says.

Hello. I'm a Marvel. And I'm a DC.

I saw this quite some time ago, and its still one of my all time favorite fan made starwars videos.

Here is a pretty neat Acapella performance from Imogen Heap. Its neat how she layers her voice.

I allmost allways point my key fob at my head in order to unlock my car from a greater distance. In case your not, watch this video to learn the whys and hows.

God save the queen.

I just read this article over at HardOCP about framerates in Vista Vs. XP. Here's my list of things I love about vista:

• Its freaking huge! Think of all the empty hard drive space you can get used up!
• Just the OS needs a gig of ram! Hooray for upgrades! Two gigs if you plan on running solitaire and word at the same time.
• It’s secure! Who doesn’t like having to click 3 times to allow every single thing they click on to run. Thanks for taking care of all that spare time MS!
• It’s backwards compatible! It will run practically dozens of older applications!
• It will help reduce those ridiculous frame rates I get when I play games!!
• Its pretty!!!!11!!!! Who needs functionality?!
• ReadyBoost! Cause your going to need to squeeze every bit of performance out of your PC if you plan on running Vista.

Fucking A. Seriously.. Some of those games the Vista framerate was HALF as much as the same game in XP.. Go microsoft!

Heres a fun flash shooter game to check out!

This is bad assed. I want one of these for my bedroom!

Super Glitch Bros. What the fuck!?! He's upside down, Oh god now hes standing on thin air?! I allmost like some of the glitched music better. Kinda chip-tone. Read the video description for how he did it.

Howstuffworks: Lightsabers

I thought Harry Potter was a bit familiar.

A softer world, is an awesome webcomic made from old photographs. I really dig it.

Thats right.. Mother fucking Zombies, on a Mother fucking PLANE!!!

Well.. Thats it for me.. time for LOTRO.

A little sumpin sumpin to keep you busy.

Posts may be sparse for a bit. LOTRO is really good..

So heres a little nugget for you. Probably one of my favorite episodes.

Thank god for wikipedia

Starwars Dudes.

ctrl + alt + delicous

mmmmmmmmmmmm

Feed Reader: Google Reader integrates Gmail inline, makes sharing easy

I have been considering switching to more frequent, smaller posts. This new feature in Google reader is tipping me in that direction.

 

 

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Feed Reader: Google Reader integrates Gmail inline, makes sharing easy

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Google Reader just made it a lot easier to share feed items via email with friends who aren't savvy with feed readers. The Email link at the bottom of each item now pops up an inline email form...

 

 

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Straight up geek porn.

First up clocks:

Ninja Clock!

You will learn to fear sleeping in!!!

Or if you rather wake up gently.

Clocks that warp reality.

This is taking the idea of a time table a little too literal.

 

Next two little bits of drinking tech:

Oh yeah, drinking and fat storage. Two great tastes that taste great together.

Not really tech, but something for the drink geeks among us. Too bad they don't have a shot glass bandolier. I would fill it with these! Fuck. They do have shot glass bandoliers. I know what I want for my birthday. Oh yeah, and a bottle of this, and abottle of this. YARR!

 

Kinda cool and useful tech:

USB key holder. I would totally keep my usb stick on my keys if I had one of these.

Hell yes. Fucking transformer earphones!!! All I need is a real life Soundwave and I am fucking Good to Go.

 

WTF? Tech:

The Mouse mouse.

The tampon taser gun!

Electric bath duck.

Remote control USB BBgun.

In case you haven't heard.

It seems that there is a bit of a user revolt going on at digg.com, starting last night. It seems that digg started censoring posts that contained the leaked hd-dvd encryption key in them. Well. The user's are not taking that lightly. It seems like maybe the Dark Tipper hasn't sold out to the man. Here is why making the key open is a good thing.

Happy Birthday Spam!

Oh hell yeah. Go out and make a penis enlargement cake. Its motherfuckin spams birthday! WOOOOHOOOO

I think this may be the coolest fucking lego thing I have EVER seen in my life.

Check it out. Two awesome games:

Online MMO Risk! Fuck yeah!

New tower defense game! Protect the server!  I think this is one of the harder ones I have played.

 

Ok.. 30 minutes later.. god that games addictive.

Neatorama had a cool article up about 30 strange animal mating habits. Entertaining read. I'm glad I'm not a bee.. That's all I'm sayin. Here's a quote:

"Actually, "court" may be too strong a word: the male giraffe basically follows her around until she gives in and lets him have her!"

Sounds like marriage...

Oh, and Cory, It mentions the dolphins prehensile penis...

Here are 12 quick and easy steps to being a computer security idiot.

This is a great article about the history of batmans vehicles.

It's art! No! it's a puzzle! It's both!

Check out this guys badassed driving skills.

Funny Ebay feedback!

Wham! Biff! Ooof! Some sweet fighting skills when this guy takes on 5 attackers. He's got nothing on these kung fu masters though.

So.. Why exactly are these places blurred out in google maps?

Have you ever wondered what the exactly opposite of absolute zero is?

How dating my ex was like playing DOOM II on nightmare mode. In the vein of the ever classic Things my girlfrienda nd I have argued about.

Time for me to get my ass to beddybye land. Have fun with those links kids. And if your not fucking watching Heroes, than WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?! Sweet god just when I didn't think it could get any better, it does.. by leaps and bounds.

Oh

I allmost forgot.

Your BLECH OF THE DAY. Be sure to watch the videos near the end.

It's only teenage wasteland.

Fuck flying cars. I want one of these bitches.

Check out these ninja sushi skills.

Sweet ass steampunk guitar.

Yet another funny This Old House Home inspection nightmare.

It's the internet dress me up Mr. T

I don't know if this is fake or not. But its still kinda funny/creepy. Just don't tell Ryan.

King of the cul-de-sac!

Here's a bit of trend spotting for you. I predict that ASL (American sign language) intrepretations of rap songs are going to be a upcoming internet meme. Cause if the quality on that video was better, I would label that shit as totally fly. Look, you can do it to other generes too, like rock, oldies, 80's greats, top forty, but sadly, not nü metal. It makes that shit gayer. And not this.

What you know about math? Punk!

If you've never seen Chacarron before, you need to watch this video.

Now this is the part of the post where I link to good music that doesn't suck:

I have loved Tenacious D since their show way back in the day on HBO (I think it was HBO). They are still kicking ass. FWIW this is one of my favorite episodes. And here is a YouTube playlist with all the episodes.

Here's a video of the Blue Man Group performing "Baba O'Riley" by The Who

Queen. Live at Wembley Stadium. Fucking awesome.

This is one of my all time favorite videos.

This is where I end the part of the post where I link to good music that doesn't suck. Until next time.

This tiger has HUGE BALLS.

And here it is. the BLECH OF THE DAY!!!

Thats it for now. More to come. Stay tuned.

A few of my favorite lines from the Super Hard Super Mario Bros video

Fuck! Fuck! This is... fucking worse than anything that has ever happened! This is horse cock in tiny mouth!

fucking koopa I can't believe it who makes these invisible blocks

Thank you Bullet Bill for helping me shuffle off this mortal coil.

I hate everything that has ever existed, I hate the whole world *finally makes jump* I love everthing! LALALA

Koopa... you are a cocksuckah

This is a nightmare, This is fucking worse than a RL Stein book.

Thank goodness I have W-Bluesky lives.

God is on my site, not your side Bowser.

You just have to watch it for the rest of them.

A little this, A little that.

One of the first commandments of office work is "Thou shalt not invoke the nerd rage"

Oooooo two great tastes combined. The mythbusters ask the Ask a Ninja Ninja. Part of a web special for an upcoming Ninja Mythbusters special.Over time the Ninja has slowly grown on me.

What would you do with 86 old PCs? Two bonus oblivion Domino videos for you..

ROFLMAO (a wow update of mah-na-na na)

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Man, this is a harsh prank. One comedian gets sets up his buddy for the next set by getting the entire audience to not laugh at all. Its allmost painful to watch.

Cosplay gone wrong.

So someone made a allmost impossible mod for the SMB for the NES. I mean, its fucking CRAZY HARD. So then some crazy guy posts a video of him playing it, and its possibly one of the funnier things I have seen in quite awhile.

This page cannot be fucking displayed!

Fun with mirrored video

Its Toroboto! The Robot that tortures people!

Metroid Vs Halo = Haloid.

Part of me wants to think Gelli Baff is awesome. The other part is aware that bathing in slime is gross.

Your BLECH OF THE DAY

You broke up with me? I'm gonna fuck your mom!

Bed time for me kids. Enjoy the links.

Things I like.

I like Regina Spektor. She has a nice voice and her music is so stripped down that listening to it to me is like listening to a pure distillation of wonderful. And as a bonus, shes not too rough on the eyes.

I like Steampunk. I like anachronistic things like this. Steampunk is cool.

Just two things I wanted to share.

Two men enter the shitty mixtape arena, one exits having to carry the winners shitty mixtape throughout NYC blaring on a boombox.

Battle of the Urban Ninjas.

Oh god. U2 is going to help bring spiderman to broadway.. Should I just shoot myself now?

In case you've never had the chance to play with supercooled water, here are a couple cool videos. You can do it with beer too. Now thats good science.! (Now with bonus alcohol science tricks)

Previously I mentioned how much the new NIN cd rocks my ass. But have you been checking out the ARG that goes along with it? If not, its definatly good.

Holy shit thats alot of water!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of the football sized candy? Watch and see!

Robert Goulet is a motherfucker.

Roy Rules! Man, Andy Samburg is definatly one of the best things on SNL now.

Heres a video of some funny magic tricks.

Well. Thats it for now.. More later.

WTF FTW

Holy shit.

This weekend, The Simpsons is 20 years old.. that blows my fucking mind.

So. What the fuck is this guy doing? I stumbled across some of his shit on youtube, and its.. crazy..

Who doesn't want to see lots of pictures of cats doing invisible stuff? I know it sounds weird, but its way funny.

Man, how many fucking kinds of awesome is this video for Knights of Cydonia by Muse? Its like 6 minutes of kungfu/Western/SciFi eyegasm.

A musical response to Farenheit 911.

Star wars Mah-nah-nah-nah.

Now here is an invention that mankind has needed for years. A Volumetric Penile Measure Device. Remember kids, its not whos is bigger, or longer, but whos takes up the largest volume!

Beardyman drops some science.

Man. This is a beautiful 3 minute documentary about High Voltage Cable Inspection. Definatly worth a watch.

Watch a SWAT training where they use just a little too much explosive to breach a door.

What happens when the SomethingAwful goons make porn safe for work? Comic Genius.

Man. This game is really addictive. Its yet another tower defense game, but I really like some of the things they are doing different in this one.

This pic of Iron Man in the grey suit is FUCKING BAD ASSED.

Powered by Bleezer

ugh

Why do things like this allways happen in April?

Wikipedia seems to be the place to go right now for up to the minute details.

Powered by Bleezer

Sweet!

Check out this pic of Heath Ledger as Joker for the upcoming Batman Movie. 2008 cannot get here fast enough.

Links for the proletariat

Desktopography is some high end shiney for your desktop wallpaper.

Overlord and Razorwire are the two most l33t haxx0rs in the world. Watch their adventures. When I saw the first video I thought that it would be perfect for acceptable.tv. And guess what, now its on it!

Its still not as good as Gemberling or Sockbaby! Go tell your alien brothers that Ronnie Cordova says their GAY! I don't know why, but I still think that Sockbaby is one of my all time favorite things on the internet..

I think some of my very first links on this site were to X-Entertainment, and they've consistantly cranked out quality content on that site for quite some time. So check out this artice about Dead Sodas.

I know the description of a turn based fighting game doesn't really sound the most fun, but I tell you what, the first time you rip your opponents arms off, and uppercut his head off you'll be addicted.

Stupid lusers.

This game is a pretty good take on the traditional Arkanoid/Breakout mold.

A scientist is going to see if its possible to live underwater using algea as both a source of food and oxygen.

This is a really funny use of the Mento and Coke trick.

Read some of the emails in the Inbox of Nardo Pace, the Empires worst engineer

Is Laz-D the greatest rapper ever? Definatly not, but its definate that Jelly Donut is the best freestyler in the entire world!!!More JellyD here.

And your BLECH OF THE DAY

Happy Easter!

Enjoy your snacks!

Just remember is not all about the candy.

P.S. I love me some Tom Waits. I wonder what his take on the whole debacle is..

Various youtubery

Ok. So I have a ton of video links, and want to get them the fuck out of the way so I can get to the good stuff. So here we go, get your clicking fingers ready.

White chicks & Gang signs.

And by the same guy Time 4 Bed

Weird. Its a song sung in Simlish, along with a sims video for it.Of if you would like, some Depeche Mode in simlish.

Here is a video, hour by hour of a growth of a beard.. Kinda neat.

This is a pretty interesting way to play a guitar.

WTF is this?

Here is a video of a homeless guy bringing down the house at the Apollo, and here is a short documentary about him. Its nice to see someone commit themselves so fully to something they love to do, and not do it for the money. I'll tell you what, if this fucker was on Americal Idol I would watch that shit..

This is a pretty amazing video (actually a few pictures put to a song) of sand floating on top of the ocean, and a new island being born.

I asked my wife if I could get one of these, she totally shot me down.

You have gotta watch this video of these four japanese guys doing the robot... awesome..

This seems like a good enough reason not to fuck with the Policia is Spain.

Its nice to see some people fucking with those Nigerian scamming spam bastards. Good stuff..

Starwars Mah-nah-nah-nah.

And to wrap it up. This has to be one of my favorite things I have seen in a long time. I would love to see this picked up by Cartoon Network and made into a full serials! Its Mathmatical!

P.S. The new NIN cd is going to be awesome. Listen to it on their site.