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If you were a hotdog and you were starving would you eat yourself? Well wouldja?

This site is FAR above simply deserving to be the BLECH OF THE DAY. Its fucking horrible.

Fuck me some more. I just got home and was going to do my post and I was going to get my folder of urls to post from my computer at work. Lo and behold. Something is broken on that machine and I can't get to my urls. No post tonight. I'm sorry =-(
To make up for it though I will tell a story. Oh man what story did I say I was going to tell the other day?
OH YEAH!!!!!!!! The shaving cream story.

I used to live in the apartment complex across the street from the place I work and I was getting ready to move out of there into the place I live in now. I had most of my crap moved out and just my essentials that I needed (Shower stuff, a few clothes, my playstation, and my shaving stuff). Well it was the very last day and I was in there saying goodbye to my first real place of my own and boxing up the last of my crap. Well I was cleaning out the bathroom and I hate the plug out of the sink. At this point I came up with the genius idea of seeing if I could fill the drainhole full of shaving cream. I don't know why I thought even for a second this would be cool, but it was. So I get the drainhole filled up and then I said to myself "Self... You know what the only thing that could be cooler then filling the hole in my sink with shaving cream? Filling the bottom of my sink with it!!!!!!" Oh god. At this point I was thinking how jaw droppingly cool this was. Needless to say I continued to fill the sink with shaving cream. I don't know for the love of god why I was doing it, or why I thought it was so cool. But I was on my second can of cream. And to make it EVEN cooler is the fact that it was that gillete gel cream. Oh man this was blowing my mind. I finally got the entire sink full and all fluffed up and my arms were pretty well covered with shaving cream. It was all over the wall where my sink was and I was building stuff out of it by this point. Well all good things must come to a end.
As my hands were barried in this stupendous stuff my apartment door flew open and I heard "JON!! You ready to move the rest of your stuff?". I slammed the bathroom door shut.
"ummm allmost." I replied. "Just uhhh finishing up a few things" Please realise at this point I hate a heaping pile of shaving cream in my bathroom sink. I turned on the water and started trying to get it all down the drain. This wasn't going to well. Mainly because my original plan was to fill the drain with it.
"Jon! You ok?" was being yelled. "Uhhh NOTHING" was my *convincing* response. So it ended up with them finding out about my brilliant plan and my being humiliated as everyone I knew found out about it. It was honestly one of my best ideas ever.


So I'll post some sunday. My girl is down here tommorow early in the morning and spending saturday night and then heading home sunday. So I think I'll be a bit busy. But Sunday I should be able to get my folders from work and write up the post.