End of the road

ASdf.

I'm through.

I've been trying to write this post for a week or so.. mulling it over in my head.. and now that I am sitting down to actually write it.. Its just too hard.

I don't even know what all to say. The site is obviously dead.. I don't browse the interweb like I did back in the day. And even then.. I just don't get excited about shit like I did then either.. I guess mainly because I just don't really have anyone to share it with like I used to.. I just popped it open tonight to go look for something in the archives, and I saw the smacktards comment on the top post, and figured it was time to get this written. Maybe by shutting the book on this site, I can close out the chapter of my life that this was in some way the heart of.

I started this site back on October 19th of 2000. Just was a way of sharing the crazy shit that I was finding every day with my friends and coworkers in tech support. So much has changed in three years. I've gotten married, had our first kid, and (I like to hope) maybe even grown up a little bit through it all. But even though I have everything I have ever wanted in my life with my loving wife and son. Part of me feels empty and black. I used to have the most fucking awesome friends in the world. Back before I left tech support (a decision I don't think I will ever forgive myself for) my friends were really the focal point of my life. I worked with most of them every day, and hung out constantly with them. The memories I have of the times I spent with them are ones that I will never forget, or I guess forgive myself for ending either. I remember what seemed like countless hours playing video games, driving around, or just goofing around. I don't regret getting married or starting a family.. Jamie is my best friend and my heart. But its very often that I think, "man.. Cory would have really gotten that joke." or, "Geeze.. Scott would apperciate these legos more then anyone else in the world", or "Man, Joel sure was a crack-head unlike any other, good lord he could make me laugh". I don't have anyone to drive around with at 2 in the morning when I can't sleep and get milkshakes with and goof off of, or just to play midtown madness with for hours on end.

Now.. I said "used to have". I guess I still do in one sense. I would still go to the ends of the earth if one of them called out of the blue and told me they needed me. I would drop everything for any one of them and do anything they could want. But.. I don't know.. I don't know if its something that I've done and not realised it.. or what..

I guess as far as I am concerned this is my last post on this website in its current form. Who knows what I will do with it... I will definately leave it up. We'll allways have the archives. And it some small condolence to know that for at least awhile I was the number one search on google for free jetsons porn, and naked pictures of the olsen twins. I even met some pretty cool people from other places throughout it all. But this is it.. the end.. I am tired. I worked my entire sunday today for some nice overtime at work, and I couldn't sleep after I got home at midnight. I hope I got everything out in a somewhat readable manner, so that I can feel somewhat done with feeling what I have been feeling as of late. I just hope getting it all out and written will let me get over everything... To everyone, Thank you for all the great times, I wouldn't trade them for the world. I hope maybe someday there may even be some more.

Important tech news

Learn how to defraggle your harddrive.

MMORPGs

Is dark ages of camelot still the MMORPG of choice out there? Or is there something better? I have been really jonesing for some awesome MMORPG action like I used to have with cory in EQ. And the free game Pristontales just isn't doing it any more..

In Tomb Raider people ACTUALLY FLY

I know its hard to wrap your minds around this concept. But its for real. I have watched this movie and I was amazed. People ACTUALLY FLY! I have never seen this kind of thing done before in a movie. It fucking blows my mind to shit..

Just a couple updates. I started work at a factory today, its my first factory job, but its a very nice and clean factory and the work is easy as shit, and the benefits and pay are awesome. Jamie works at the same factory and on the same shift, so getting there and getting motivated to get there is easy....

I am uploading some pictures of my son so any of you that know me and are interested in seeing him can. Those of you that don't know me, probably don't give a shit.. But judgeing from the two hits a day I get, I bet if you don't care, your not still coming here..

Some flash fun for you all

Kikkoman!!

Holy shit


Bubba Ho-tep is going to be the best fucking movie ever. I know I have been saying this for over a year or more now, but it finally has a distribution deal. Good lord its going to fucking rock all of our collective asses

More movie goodness
The Rundown looks like it is going to kick a shitload of ass too. It also proves that the rock has tiny nuts and screams like a girl. I've supported the tiny nuts theory since that time that he was wrestling Chris Benoit and his balls fell out of his shorts in the middle of a suplex.
The only bad part about this movie is that I saw him giving the fucking ROCK BOTTOM in the trailer. I know that move would kill a untrained professional!

Yet another movie you can watch at work

The Matrix in ASCII

Oh man

I found this video a really really really long time ago and watched it and said what the fuck. Watch it again and have your mind blown away

IFILM - Sunday's Game

Listen to movies while you work!

Wheee
Lab360.com :: The Digital Laboratory of Axis360.com
I'm just messing with the new blogger feature built into the new google toolbar.

Neverwinter nights

I know back when I worked in tech we were all waiting for it to come out. Its been out for awhile now and I have been playing the expansion Shadows of undentide quite a bit lately and its fucking awesome.
Anyone interested in maybe playing some online or something?

Something wonderful

If you only download one video this summer. Make it matrix ping-pong.

This is the coolest shit ever. Everyone needs to see this.

Ugh

Its been insanely busy lately. My son was born on april 26th at 2:47 in the afternoon. Even though he was a month early he is very very healthy and has a huge head of hair with cowlicks all over it just like me.

We should celebrate with a huge bowl of Mr Brain's faggots. YUM. Thank god for the british. Between this spotted dick, and crop circle cereal you have a well balanced breakfast.

I can see Mankato, MI being the hot vacation spot this summer. What with the underwater city, crazy pyramids, and alien silver disks and all...

I would like you all to click on the BLECH OF THE YEAR

HOLY POOP! Here is the chance of a lifetime!

Its true. Tommy Chong MAY have sold drug accessories. But not to minors!

This is mega sweet. Its the text only version of wheres waldo!!!

I thought this was quite a funny commercial.. We never get good comercials like this over here.

Oh yes my friends. Its Vampire Lesbian Kickboxers. THE MOVIE!

Suddenly even the timecube makes perfect sense.

The word on the street

Is that cory has found that the matrix is actually good stuff.. So for him I post this super secret sneek peek at the opening on the matrix reloaded.

lets trade!

Scott gave me this link last night
I feel its only right for me to give him this link

Ooopsie.. Wrong link (hahaha blech of the day on that last one by the way).. try this one for some more really great porn clerk stories.

Oh.. and heres some furry music for you guys!

This is for scott

Here is todays blech of the day

If anyone would be into setting up a time to play some D&D or a Shadowrun game over the internet please drop a comment or a email..

Steal this post

Forget skateboards. Freestyle wheelbarrow baby! Possibly even better then fucking Heelys

I'm all about DIY. DIY rocks. You never fucking do it yourself for a fucking sex toy..

I like sweet tea as much as the next guy.. but this is a bit silly...

I've played a little battlefield 1942 and I was pretty impressed by the gameplay, but I had no idea some new cool gamer lingo was coming out of it. Combine it with old propraganda posters and you have comedy! smacktard

This is one of the wackiest conspiracy theories I have ever read..

I think its really awesome that the Canadian government has such high standards on ``group ejaculation'' and ``bootlicking''

well thats it for this one kiddies.. time to go job searching..

I still maintain what I said about waterworld in the last posts comments. So get off my kool-aid motherfuckers

Oooooooooooooo X-E just did a awesome review of presto Magix. Quite possibly one of the coolest 80's toys that I forgot about. Fuck you scott. I do remember them..

Dear whoever the fuck found my site searching for this. Fuck off. But I would imagine basically its two pieces of bread (white) with a liberal amount of shit spread between. Perhaps a smattering of your favorite condiment would help enhance the flavor. I wouldn't suggest peanut butter as that would only make the whole ordeal more stick the the roof or your mouthier (is that even a word, mouthier?). Perhaps for the consumate gourmet you should try eating about three pounds of lunch meat the day before you plan to make shit sandwhichs for you and your guests and then complete the sandwhich with some nice watercrest and mayonaise. For a nice alternative you could try a piece of cheese in the sandwhich and try toasting it for a shit sandwhich melt. Please don't post any success stories shit sandwich breath.

I fixed the archives. So feel free to check out some of the awesome oldness.

Ugh.. Its like 6 in the morning. I;ve been up since 2 fucking AM for some damn reason, and I can;t get back to sleep and its really pissing me off.. ugh..

Ok.. Now its 4 in the afternoon the next day and I am forgeing on with this post..

This was a very very creepy read. Especially if you are even a little bit clastrophobic. Much in the vein of my son peter. Do you rememer that site scott?? I kept myself awake many a creep'd out night reading this kind of shit..

I got the archives all fixed up.. I don't know if I said that allreayd or not.. but they are fixed and all is veiwable again..

Thanks scott. I had finally gotten the fuckign hot or not craze out of my head.. and then you send me this. Is my Blog HOT or NOT? I even signed up.. I hope my blog is hot..


This is pretty sweet.. I recently saw a system that looked like a nintendo64 controller with what looked like a IR port on the top if it and AV plugs and a AC plug. Well you hooked it up to your AV jacks on your TV and it played like 100 and some odd NES games and the IR port thingy was actually a lightgun to play duck hunt and hogans heros.. I wish I had a link for this because it was actually quite sweet, and a second controller hooked into the first to play two player games..

Would you like three reasons why some people should never be allowed to make flash movies?
one
two
three
there are actually 3 more in the series, but my eyes started bleeding after the first three and my head exploded.. Just change the number in the URL if you want more..Now to make up for that crap. I am going to link one of my favorite flash thingies. Please post in the comments With other wonderful flash thingies for me to enjoy. If anyone remembers the crazy one with the russian techno rap song and the end of the world and stuff.. drop a link to that because it would make be very happy
Lobster Magnet

Oooooooooooo Soft Cell phones. They kinda look like maxi-pads for robots though..ugh..

There are some pretty decent jokes here if you don't mind wadeing through some crap. Commonly misunderstood computer terms. Also check out the much funnier Hollywood films Vis Internet Subtitles. What if chat lusers and haxors did the subtites for our movies.. And of course. I had to come across furry while check it out..

Well this turned out to be quite a long post. So I am going to pinch this loaf off now and send it up for yous all to read. Enjoy and please linky link some flash goodness for me. Scott at very least I expect pusher robot linkage!

Would you like to making fuck. Berzerker!

Holy sweet ass. Ford is making a real life Tonka Truck.

Here is another good site for all your war blog news needs.

Fuck yeah. Its alllllll about Balki!

I ran across this and got thinking about the last time scott was up and he ranted about chemtrails.. wheeeeeeee

Pick up the phone booth and die. Most likely the best text adventure I have ever played..