It's only teenage wasteland.

Fuck flying cars. I want one of these bitches.

Check out these ninja sushi skills.

Sweet ass steampunk guitar.

Yet another funny This Old House Home inspection nightmare.

It's the internet dress me up Mr. T

I don't know if this is fake or not. But its still kinda funny/creepy. Just don't tell Ryan.

King of the cul-de-sac!

Here's a bit of trend spotting for you. I predict that ASL (American sign language) intrepretations of rap songs are going to be a upcoming internet meme. Cause if the quality on that video was better, I would label that shit as totally fly. Look, you can do it to other generes too, like rock, oldies, 80's greats, top forty, but sadly, not nĂ¼ metal. It makes that shit gayer. And not this.

What you know about math? Punk!

If you've never seen Chacarron before, you need to watch this video.

Now this is the part of the post where I link to good music that doesn't suck:

I have loved Tenacious D since their show way back in the day on HBO (I think it was HBO). They are still kicking ass. FWIW this is one of my favorite episodes. And here is a YouTube playlist with all the episodes.

Here's a video of the Blue Man Group performing "Baba O'Riley" by The Who

Queen. Live at Wembley Stadium. Fucking awesome.

This is one of my all time favorite videos.

This is where I end the part of the post where I link to good music that doesn't suck. Until next time.

This tiger has HUGE BALLS.

And here it is. the BLECH OF THE DAY!!!

Thats it for now. More to come. Stay tuned.


A few of my favorite lines from the Super Hard Super Mario Bros video

Fuck! Fuck! This is... fucking worse than anything that has ever happened! This is horse cock in tiny mouth!

fucking koopa I can't believe it who makes these invisible blocks

Thank you Bullet Bill for helping me shuffle off this mortal coil.

I hate everything that has ever existed, I hate the whole world *finally makes jump* I love everthing! LALALA

Koopa... you are a cocksuckah

This is a nightmare, This is fucking worse than a RL Stein book.

Thank goodness I have W-Bluesky lives.

God is on my site, not your side Bowser.

You just have to watch it for the rest of them.



Why do things like this allways happen in April?

Wikipedia seems to be the place to go right now for up to the minute details.

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Links for the proletariat

Desktopography is some high end shiney for your desktop wallpaper.

Overlord and Razorwire are the two most l33t haxx0rs in the world. Watch their adventures. When I saw the first video I thought that it would be perfect for acceptable.tv. And guess what, now its on it!

Its still not as good as Gemberling or Sockbaby! Go tell your alien brothers that Ronnie Cordova says their GAY! I don't know why, but I still think that Sockbaby is one of my all time favorite things on the internet..

I think some of my very first links on this site were to X-Entertainment, and they've consistantly cranked out quality content on that site for quite some time. So check out this artice about Dead Sodas.

I know the description of a turn based fighting game doesn't really sound the most fun, but I tell you what, the first time you rip your opponents arms off, and uppercut his head off you'll be addicted.

Stupid lusers.

This game is a pretty good take on the traditional Arkanoid/Breakout mold.

A scientist is going to see if its possible to live underwater using algea as both a source of food and oxygen.

This is a really funny use of the Mento and Coke trick.

Read some of the emails in the Inbox of Nardo Pace, the Empires worst engineer

Is Laz-D the greatest rapper ever? Definatly not, but its definate that Jelly Donut is the best freestyler in the entire world!!!More JellyD here.



Happy Easter!

Enjoy your snacks!

Just remember is not all about the candy.

P.S. I love me some Tom Waits. I wonder what his take on the whole debacle is..


Various youtubery

Ok. So I have a ton of video links, and want to get them the fuck out of the way so I can get to the good stuff. So here we go, get your clicking fingers ready.

White chicks & Gang signs.

And by the same guy Time 4 Bed

Weird. Its a song sung in Simlish, along with a sims video for it.Of if you would like, some Depeche Mode in simlish.

Here is a video, hour by hour of a growth of a beard.. Kinda neat.

This is a pretty interesting way to play a guitar.

WTF is this?

Here is a video of a homeless guy bringing down the house at the Apollo, and here is a short documentary about him. Its nice to see someone commit themselves so fully to something they love to do, and not do it for the money. I'll tell you what, if this fucker was on Americal Idol I would watch that shit..

This is a pretty amazing video (actually a few pictures put to a song) of sand floating on top of the ocean, and a new island being born.

I asked my wife if I could get one of these, she totally shot me down.

You have gotta watch this video of these four japanese guys doing the robot... awesome..

This seems like a good enough reason not to fuck with the Policia is Spain.

Its nice to see some people fucking with those Nigerian scamming spam bastards. Good stuff..

Starwars Mah-nah-nah-nah.

And to wrap it up. This has to be one of my favorite things I have seen in a long time. I would love to see this picked up by Cartoon Network and made into a full serials! Its Mathmatical!

P.S. The new NIN cd is going to be awesome. Listen to it on their site.

link link linky link

Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the first Harry Potter Book

Is this what video games are like if your on some massive drugs?

If you liked the Geek Squad manuals that were leaked last week, here are 6 more for you! Wheee.

This bed looks pretty interesting, Pretty wiked design.

Man. This game is really addictive. Its like a combination of Jenga, Bridge Builder, and Pickup Sticks...

Ever want to take your geek rage out by shooting the hell out of a LCD monitor? This is what it would look like!

Holy shit.. you have got to watch this video of some fucking INSANE origami! its crazy..

Get your fill of disgusting food at this site. Mmmm Ambergris....(I have allways had a weird obsession with ambergris, and especially with finding a large chunk of it and selling it for tons of money. I mean god damn, shits like 10 bucks a gram. Thats crack prices!)

The "This Old House" website has some funny articles up about retarded home design. Good stuff.

Every day this guy draws a new monster and posts it on his website. I love his art style, and the videos of him creating the monsters are really quite impressive.

Imagine if the characters off of your cereal boxes had some crazy adventures, thats what this comic is all about..

A ninja pays half my rent.

What happens if a watermain breaks on your street in the winter? This!

Create or Destroy, its your choice in BlockLand the only online LEGO inspired game.

Check out this use for your old Cd spindles.

Need a reason why you SHOULD pirate your movies?

Louis CK and the tale of the saddest handjob ever!

Man.. Sometimes science is just fucking weird.. WTF???


What What? In the butt!

Check out this video of three guys playing one guitar.

This kid got sent home from school because he dressed up like a pirate, and he's a pastafarian.

All right. I feel a little better, emptying out some of my saved up links. Go forth and click away!