10.29.2002

I've done it once again..

I am responsible for a nationwide dance craze.. the sniper dance my friends.. i know cory and scott will recognize its origins from me immediatly..

Get ready for the newest craze! Cockfighting.. I think this article has the best line "Its sad when your cock dies"

In the halloween spirit, and cause i constantly post these silly quizes.. have fun with the "which rocky horror character are you?" quiz!

Ever wonder what math sounded like??

An ex clinton aide is demanding the pentagon release information that they have about UFOs.. sweeeet

Oddly enough.. if you take a severed leg and hang it outside of your back door.. the police will soon show up.. amazing!

how stupid are kids today?? Don't they realize the value of money..Back in the day I never got shot with a tazer for less then 25 bucks.. and mace was at least 50....

HAHAHAH CHECK out the happy time blowjob bib!! fucking genius.. Oh man.. see it before it gets pulled.

Our creative team will come up with ideas you never even thought of. How could you? You don't have the talent we do. Don't take it personally. That's our job. That's what we do. We do stuff.

Learn some japanese sex slang to spice up your conversational skills.. or trucker jargon.. 10-4 good buddy...

ooooooooooooooo i would love for this to be my next car.....

Oh man.. this is one of the most disturbing kitchen utensils I have ever seen. I have to have one!!!

HAve you ever wanted to construct a pyramid?? Me either.. but if you do here is a pretty sweet game to do it...

Oh sweet god.. a knight rider game.. oh man..

Oh wow.. this is fucking sweet. .this guy built his PC INTO his desk.. fucking awesome...

Hmmmm. I wonder why they pulled this "Nick or treat" ad?? I think its pretty obvious...

oooooooooo glitch art.. I likey.. Any computer I use seems to produce this kind of stuff all the time..

I remember when this was the future of video games.. oh yes...

A list of funny things overheard at a STD clinic..

Send someone you love a pee-mail. I can't remember if i posted it before or not.. but click anyway...

ARe you ready to slavercise?? get the fat beaten out of you WORM!!!!

10.23.2002

10.22.2002

asdf my site is all messed up.. cause i'm a hippy and use absolute paaaaaaathhhhhhhhhhsssssssssssss blaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Hi! I'm Sally, and I'm Johnny, and black people love us!!!

say it one more time.. say you love me..

10.07.2002

Nothing adds more flavor to more foods then the classic taste of FRECH'S Classic Yellow Mustard.

I couldn't think of a decent title for this post so I just copied some stuff off the back of this bottle of mustard that is sitting on my desk..

Check out this list of everything bart simpson has ever written on the blackboard..

Since I just started getting to watch TV again I recently have been seeing these new apple commercials, so I don't know how long they have been showing or if I should be suprised that the hotty stoner has her own fan site...
Also cause I like to rip on macs, here is a funny parody ad..


Scott.. You are going to fucking love this..

I think everyone needs cool 80s t-shirts like this kick ass Mr T one...


Learn to throw cards like a mofo and kills people with the ace of spades...

Well.. I gotta go make a run.. Hopefully I will be able to do a long post tommorow cause I have the day off on account of my getting double root canals...
FUN!!!

10.03.2002

Howdy Ho Neighbors!!!

Guess who got their internet turned back on!!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Thats right kiddies! Its me!!!

I haven't been able to post the last couple days since I got everything hooked back up because girl has been very very very veyr sick and I have been putting all of my time and energy into helping her.. but.. i digress, most importantly I'm back.. and I got to say its good to be hooked up to the outside world.. I turn on the TV and Conan O'Brien is on Comedy central.. which is pretty cool.. I see a new guy hosting beat the geeks, and its all so new to me..

Ahhh well.. As you guys know I have a child on the way.. and most of you have been here through my whining and begging for money stages.. even though it really never paid off except for a few kind people.. Even when I was just asking for a buck a piece to make it worth my time that i was pouring into the site.. Well.. Now I with the kid on the way and the money situation being absolute shit now that I am only working part time.. I am resorting to hawking cool shit off on ebay.. Check out these listing for what I have up there right now, I'm selling it through girls brother and expect to see alot more newer stuff up there including PS2, Xbox, and gamecube games... so instead of asking for all of my good readers to just give me money.. how about you buy some of my stuff... But like I said.. keep checking it cause we will be putting new stuff on there daily..

but.. I have tommorow off.. so expect to see a long post tommorow boys and girls.. for now I have to get going to work