12.28.2001

Oh Sweet God I Have to See a Post Here

Enjoy you sweet pussy head !

12.11.2001

A very happy early christmas for my good friend..

Congratulations are in order for Joel and his wife and their new addition Xavier

12.06.2001

post dammit

As a small boy I used to dream of being the curling champion of the world...

Curling is the greatest sport ever.. I think this quote proves it:
"The stroke should be away from your body, and then back towards your body. Keep your top arm tight to your body. By staying tight, you will begin to put more and more pressure on the head as you begin to move your weight. The power of the stroke comes from the top shoulder. The shoulder actually "drives" the head out and pulls it back."

The rumors have been running rampant that Osama bin laden has gotten his hands on some of our top secret technology.. we are doomed...

It appears that the people that named segway didn't check its acronym too well..

Ok.. Just so everyone knows.. DO NOT PEE ON THIS MANS HOUSE!

J.R.R. Tolkiens grandson has become a outcast from his family because he wants to see the lord of the rings movie...

If my name was Gay Pron I would never ever ever leave the house...

Ok.. If someone just got me this for christmas I would never ask for anything ever again...

I never realised there was such a huge nerfing community onlin...

The Top 12 Things Uttered by Yoda While Making Love

Ugh. some people get all the luck... and who would have thought that all that reading of fine print would pay off??

This 8 year old kid stopped just short of performing a tracheotomy to save his teacher.. scarey..

I wish I had a use for a ton of cheese ;like this guy.

Well. thats it for me.. Just a short one tonight.. nighty night..

12.04.2001

I love links links links links.. Links I do adore..

First up is a fun little destruction derby flash game.. Go play...

Go read MeHeads "Lord of the onion rings" before it goes off their front page...

I guess if you were a parent and accidently mistyped this url then you would be in for a suprise..

I think I am in love with zombo.com.. I caught myself just leaving it open in the background again.. It inspires me...

Oh yeah.. I got the assistant manager position at work.. so.. Wheeeeeeee

Todays blech of the day is pretty straight forward... So.. BLECH OF THE DAY on mofos...

I found the life simulator way back in 1997ish or so.. It was quite awhile ago when it was still new.. I still love it.. Its such a fun site to play with...

And as with last christmas I got the hookup for all your christmas buying needs.. Be sure to check out this site for some wonderful gifts for all of your family!!!!!

I want.. to.. eat peaches?? I think...

Why did you kick my dog?? I live right down the street!!!

And some nice t-shirts you can all get for your loved ones...

Expect a new bruce lee movie.. Even though hes dead...

OOooooooooooooo two hundred ramen recipes.. I love me some ramen...

This is probably the first time someone has ever said this.. but I wish I was hung like a fucking duck..

Go view what is quite possibly one of theeeeeeeeee finest DVD players crafted by human hands.. and It can be yours!

Oh god.. at least they don't know its me yet...

Oooo In excel 2000 you can play spyhunter.. Spyhunter is a bad assed game.. That makes excel 2000 a bad assed spreadsheet....

HOLY FUCK!!! I had posted about the rumored bad assed CGI- Ninja turtles project before... So CLICK HERE TO CHECK OUT A PROMO FOR IT!!!!!!!!


Send someone you love a anthrax-o-gram!!!!!!!!

I've been enjoying whatever dude for quite some time now.. I think I will link them on the left as soon as vectorstar is back to full health and I can do that kind of stuff... Check out their music video reviews and their take on clerks for the time being. They also have a fucking awesome write up of the fine fine fine movie chasing amy...

OOOOOooooooooooooooo Linux on my PS2.. that would be pretty sweet if I could use it as another bad ass boxen in my house...

WEll.. Its allmost three am.. I really don't feel too sleepy.. but I miss my girl and I want to go lay next to her now.. so.. Singing off for now....

12.03.2001

The Movie Star, the professor and ...

Well I know this is going to get posted like crazy all over the net, but I thought I would be the first to comment on it here.

Remember "IT" or "Ginger" from a couple months back ? Yes that super secret project from that crazy genius inventor who made a wheelchair that stands up has finally unveiled what IT is.

IT is a motorized scooter named Segway !
And the cool thing is, that it cant fall over ! Seems pretty cool. I guess tons of factories are buying them up for employees to use to cruise around the plant and it stands poised to be the new big city personal transport.



I love IT ! Too bad it doesnt run on Hydrogen or have a new internet design onboard, but maybe those will be options later. hehehe


12.02.2001

Error 404...

jon, i know that you are a bit of a "collector" if you will, of Error 404 pages.

here is my contribution

enjoy : )