How do I love thee? Let me count the ways...

I love how out of my 20 last search engine request here is what I have:
23 Jun, Sat, 20:29:33 Yahoo: jetson porn
24 Jun, Sun, 06:13:39 Yahoo: jetson porn
26 Jun, Tue, 16:45:25 Yahoo: "Jetson porn"
27 Jun, Wed, 02:56:52 Yahoo: "jetson porn"
27 Jun, Wed, 19:48:27 Yahoo: jetson porn
28 Jun, Thu, 04:55:50 Yahoo: jetson porn
28 Jun, Thu, 18:20:49 Google: free jetson porn
28 Jun, Thu, 19:25:26 Yahoo: jetson porn
28 Jun, Thu, 23:29:25 Yahoo: free jetson porn
29 Jun, Fri, 00:27:04 Google: jetson porn
29 Jun, Fri, 02:33:14 Google: furry rape
29 Jun, Fri, 13:02:25 Google: furry rape
29 Jun, Fri, 14:53:57 Yahoo: jetson porn
29 Jun, Fri, 22:53:20 Google: jetson porn

We all know I don't charge for the jetson porn here...

I love you guys!


ARGH I just fucking lost a post again for no fucking reason

ARGH I only had a shitload of shit in that fucking post

Thank you god for the IE history feature.. Fuck me this post was really long
Things I talked about in the post as I was writing it earlier and the links quick and dirty:

Battle bots rocks 1 million times more now.. Fucking 12 bot battle royals kick my ass!
Mitch Hedberg is one of the best stand up comedians I know..
Gorillaz fucking rock
Bob barker fucking rocks!
Once again humanity shatters another great boundry!
This is the greatest fucking video fucking ever!
Spy shit is fucking cool!
Everyone deserves a good pirate name..
A 15 dollar fresnal lens is a good investment
A cool LAN party tote thingy
At about this point I had made a joke about microsoft and the acapella courts or something...
I really hate when I fucking lose a post. It was that crazy A.I. Site that cory sent me to that stole my post...
I made a crack that I have been away so long that I don't even know who all my base belong to..
Learn to dance gothic..
Golden Girls role playing is just wrong
I'm actually thinking of printing this out and submitting it to some places for work..
Heres some quick sex tips for all you geeks
There was alot more. It makes me sad that I lost it.. Though these links should keep you busy while I am gone tommorow.. Night night.

If I was as smart as this kid I would try to build a nuclear reactor too

I told a ton of people about this article a REALLY long time ago.. and noone believed me and I couldn't find it anywhere.. But I found it again... Go read its terribly interesting!

I think I may join this..


Besides.. Its right here!

I have a new found respect for MySimon...

Make sure you take a few minutes out of your busy day to take the Contemporary Christian music test. I never knew Earth Wind and Fire was evil..

I see alot of fucking nuts shit on the interweb.... But.. I honestly think all of the dolphin shit I find is some of the most fucked.. I now am learning how to shapeshift into a dolphin.. I should have this completed before next week...

Noooooooo dear god.. Not Paula Poundstone.. Say it ain't so!

If you are on a broadband connection at work then check out this fucking tight ass speed test..!

I found out today why cats lick themselves...

Their fucking delicious!

You know those corny java applets that let you drag the clothes off girls and see their boobies.. Well here is one for britney spears!

Can't take the normal boring news headlines? Then how about getting them in haiku form! Pretty cool I guess!

Do your current benefits at your job suck?? No paid time off for vacation? Then use this handy little page to help yourselve get carpel tunnel faster so that you can hook up with the workmans comp and get some nice vacation time off...paid of course..

I got plenty of respect for anyone nutty enough to fucking launch himself into space.. Go man go!

YAY! Those marketing smart guys over at realdoll are coming out with a male realdoll with INTERCHANGEABLE PENISES!!!

Just what the world needs at this point. A site with pictures of naked girls holding a cat???? ahhhhh

Oh god this is tooooooo fucking cool!!!!!!!! Scott is going to fucking LOVE THIS!!! And here and here are some other sites you will enjoy if you liked that one!

Thor. The nordic ROCK AND ROLL GOD!

Click here to see a picture of one of the guys from ZZTop floating around in the vomit comet (That plane that can simulate zero gee) Read the article by Penn Jillette who was there too.. Also go spend some time at SinCity.. Penn and Tellers offical site.

Well.. Thats its for tonight.. Enjoy. The comment thing works at the end of the post too.. Comment what color you think the visited link color should be....


Its howdy doody time!!!!!!

hi.... Oh god... I am fucking tired.. I started writing shit and all I did was write the same word over and over and over again.. Let me start again and pretty much just ignore this part..

Hi! I'm Jon McClure. You may remember me from such webpages as JonsNews and Bikini Girls take on the world..

right.. anyway.. As you can see.. The page is back up.. Not perfect by a long shot.. But its fucking BACK UP. Nevermind Mr. T up there.. His purpose is clear..

I'm excited. I missed doing it... Heres what you can expect from me:
Inane banter
Long ranty shit
poor spelling and grammer at times
The funniest shit on the internet found as only I can
Furry tentacle rape pictures
pretty much everything I hope you have grown to love and miss

I will do bits and pieces with the layout. Fuck.. If anyone has a better layout idea send it to me..

Things I need:
Help. I need some fucking KICKASS people to help me keep shit up. Just one or two that can find crazy shit on the net. If your interested lemme know or something.. If not I will just keep doing it myself oldschool solo style.

its about.. 3am right now.. I have to fucking drive to toledo at about 8.. that means I have to be awake in about 4 hours..

Heres some updated shit with what had been happeneing to me.
In april I quit my old job of doing tech support. It was driving me nuts and I wanted a change. I promptly moved up to stay with Girls family until I got settled in. I spent about a month and a half unemployeed. Unxmaal was right.. I should have had a job lined up before I quit. I just couldn't take it anymore though.. I searched for jobs. Anything tech.. One allmost panned out doing nt admin for some bank shit.. Would have been a tight job.. If I knew more about the networking side of NT or something.. Fast forward a few more weeks.. Being unemployeed sucks.. No money...wedding zooming up on us fast.. I get a call from someone at western southern life insurance.. I interview.. It went well. Blah blah blah.. So now I am liscensed to sell insurance in the state of Ohio and I work for western and southern.. Pretty crazy shit of paradigms.. But I am excited as fuck and I am loving this job..
During that whole process I had dial up.. Yeah.. I couldn't stand viewing webpages so I didn't.. Then TODAY I GOT MY CABLE MODEM. Yeah.. you know what that means.. Jons mother fucking back..
Anyways..... Enough with the jibba jabba.. On with the links!

I know awhile back I mentioned the dustin diamond teaches chess video. And I know you have been asking yourselves every fucking day.. When the hell is jon going to come back so we can have some VIDEOS OF SCREECH TEACHING ME HOW TO PLAY CHESS????? Right now my friends.. Right now...

I'm all for wrestling. I love it.. Its great.. But.. WHAT KIND OF FUCKING REDNECK WOULD BUY THIS???

Rgiht.. With this quote on the front page need I add my own bit to it? ""THE #1 MOCK MAIL ORDER BRIDE/ ASIAN PORN SPOOF SITE IN THE WORLD!"

Oh yeah.. You must have our alma mater.. You got to have our alma mater.. (uhh I think thats how the begining of "My ding-a-ling" goes). For those of you keeping score at home.. Thats 1 furry tentacle rape site so far...

For those of you who can't wait the few scant years till they are official legal here is all the mary kate and ashely olsen porn you could want. Which personally is none. but...

Blech.. (2 folks.. Count em'.. Two...)


This too disturbs me.. Take, eat; this is my body. (mathew 26:26)

I honestly liked jar jar.. But I know enough people that would still get a kick out of this.. By the way any of you heard anything else about that crazy Episode one rouge edit out there??

I know to finish this all up you all would LOVE some knight rider fan fiction.. eh? come one.. admit it.... ok.. fine.. Here.. You can have it!