MMMMM mmmm good

I love wario ware inc mega mini games. Its addictive and insane. And it appears that the kind of gaming style it uses is catching on!

Rather reek havoc in real life instead of in a game? Then build your own PVC flame thrower!

Mario and Zelda Big Band. BAD ASS

Is it a toaster oven? HELL NO BEYOTCH! Its a PVR!

Help Hulk Hogan, Fatass He-man, and Mr. T bring down bush and fight the power!

Toyko People Packer! I think that would be a great name for a band

Dial a number and be transported to another place

Here is a leaked potential script, and some footage from the next spidermand movie.

Ever get really tired of doing your day to day bullshit? Why not just throw together a golem to do your shit for you

I know alot of you have probably considered signing up for this DVD rewinding service, but save your money! You can now buy a dedicated DVD rewinder for your home!

Ask the Tech Girl, a hot techy sexy babe answers your questions

Ever wonder how tape is made? Well, here is how!

How much do you know about spiderman? I got one wrong on this, some of them are quite hard...

Check out some of these awesome pencilmations, Some are very very very cool

Want to know about every spiderman villian EVER! then make with the clicky

Cooking with google, This is fucking awesome, I can't believe I have never seen this before.

Ok.. well I guess i am gonna go find a good nethack client and mess around with it, I have been forcing myself to try to play warcraft3 for the last three days and I have decided beyond a shadow of a doubt IT FUCKING BLOWS

Early in the morning, rising to my feet

Holy shit. Evil Dead the musical was one of the best fucking things I have EVER seen in my entire life. I fucking cried because I was laughing so hard. Seriously, If they have another run next year it is sooo worth the drive to toronto. Plus its a pretty nice city, I wish Nate and I would have had more time to explore the city, There was a pretty sweet Comic book shop next door to the theater, and Honest Eds was right down a block or two! (scroll down and look at the pictures, the place was CRAZY). Then we went and had Thai for supper before the show. While waiting for the show we were encouraged by the people going to seat us to try a nice canadian beer while we waited for the doors to open. We were seated in the fourth row, right behind the blood seats!
After the show we found our way out of city and started home, No trip would be complete without a stop at Canadian Tire, and buying some Aero Bars We got home at about 5am and all in all it was a awesome trip, allthough I was not able to acquire any Poutine

Since its monday and some of you don't have this week off. I will give you this little time waster, I have been playing it for about the last 30 minutes or so and its quite fun. You can also play this fun game, and see if you can answer "what is it?"

Poutine is just one of the many wonderful foods featured on this website.

I think I have posted some infiltration websites before, but there is allmost allways something good on them. There is a infiltration of the theatre that we went to to see the musical.

I don't quite know what to think about the new Spy Vs. Spy Mt. Dew commercials yet.. I have allways been a big Spy Vs. Spy fan, I've read mad magazine forever, and I even used to play their videogame all the time.

Well.. I am gonna go watch spiderman with my mom since she hasn't seen the first one yet, and I figure she has to see it before we see the new one on tuesday.. I really hope its good. Hellboy has upped my expectations for comic book movies even further.

Open up your mind and let the sun shine in.

Mindgame, a 2d/3d animated movie from one of the animation houses that worked on the animatrix. Seriously, I hope this gets a proper english dub because it looks like one of the best animated things I have EVER seen. Its fucking CRAZY. At times it kinda reminds me of foolycooly, Which I loved.

Scott. I am exicted to see your new bike, Does it look like this? Does it run Linux?

Here you can read about how the discovery of beer created civilization as we know it!

Heatvision and Jack! the greatest pilot show you have never seen. Its got owen wilson, jack black, and Ben Stiller. Jack Black Plays Jack, the worlds smartest man, Owen Wilson plays Heatvision, Jacks unemployed roommate whos intelligence has been put into a talking motorcycle! As great as it sounds my friends!

Do you know the difference between shit and shinola?

The power pizza! Laptop protection on the cheap!

This link is for Nathan. Lots of videos of drummers doing their thing.

Mmmmmm weird food.. ymmmmm

ugh.. welll.. I better get to sleep. I have a dr. appointment at 8.30 in the morning, then a seven hour drive to toronto to see EVIL MOTHERFUCKING DEAD THE MUSICAL!!! RAHHHHHH FUCK YEAH!!!
The greatest case mod of all time!

This is about as close as I could find for the blech of the day! Enjoy!

My pet thrashes the most!

Check out HATE BEAK and Caninus!

Ron Burgundy likes a little afternoon delight.

I have been reading this site for a couple months now. I really really dig it. If you like zombies its fucking awesome. There is plenty to read through in the journal.

Also.. check out the Kingdom of Loathing for some browser-rific rpging. Its fun to bash Knob Goblins!

Download or buy and listen to the new modest mouse alblum. ALOT! its fucking fantastic. I am soooo into it,..

Ugh.. well I gotta go get ready for werk and crap.. Vacation next week! Whee!

Guess what?

I'm back bitches!

Scott told me the other day that he still reads my archives. Well, until my old host went down he did, and I have been finding a lot of crazy stuff lately.. So I guess its time to open the doors of linky goodness.

Gmail is the buzz right now, but screw that! Get this kickass free email instead!

Good lord, I just about shat myself laughing at these edited spiderman comics. Keep hitting refresh to see more! This reminds me of those edited Dilbert comics from some time ago.... Here comes the cock boat!

Here are some pretty sweet small starwars games to distract you.

Check out some awesome ass clocks!

This guy is pretty cool, making a entire band of robots and then fronting it and touring.. Pretty cool in a noise metal kinda way..

This is quite a funny video, I rather enjoyed it.

And to bring this whole fiasco to a end for this post, your blech of the day

.....

I take it back..
This is the blech of the day!


Well, that's it for now, bedtime for me after I play a little COH and a little Psi-ops. Night night.

End of the road

ASdf.

I'm through.

I've been trying to write this post for a week or so.. mulling it over in my head.. and now that I am sitting down to actually write it.. Its just too hard.

I don't even know what all to say. The site is obviously dead.. I don't browse the interweb like I did back in the day. And even then.. I just don't get excited about shit like I did then either.. I guess mainly because I just don't really have anyone to share it with like I used to.. I just popped it open tonight to go look for something in the archives, and I saw the smacktards comment on the top post, and figured it was time to get this written. Maybe by shutting the book on this site, I can close out the chapter of my life that this was in some way the heart of.

I started this site back on October 19th of 2000. Just was a way of sharing the crazy shit that I was finding every day with my friends and coworkers in tech support. So much has changed in three years. I've gotten married, had our first kid, and (I like to hope) maybe even grown up a little bit through it all. But even though I have everything I have ever wanted in my life with my loving wife and son. Part of me feels empty and black. I used to have the most fucking awesome friends in the world. Back before I left tech support (a decision I don't think I will ever forgive myself for) my friends were really the focal point of my life. I worked with most of them every day, and hung out constantly with them. The memories I have of the times I spent with them are ones that I will never forget, or I guess forgive myself for ending either. I remember what seemed like countless hours playing video games, driving around, or just goofing around. I don't regret getting married or starting a family.. Jamie is my best friend and my heart. But its very often that I think, "man.. Cory would have really gotten that joke." or, "Geeze.. Scott would apperciate these legos more then anyone else in the world", or "Man, Joel sure was a crack-head unlike any other, good lord he could make me laugh". I don't have anyone to drive around with at 2 in the morning when I can't sleep and get milkshakes with and goof off of, or just to play midtown madness with for hours on end.

Now.. I said "used to have". I guess I still do in one sense. I would still go to the ends of the earth if one of them called out of the blue and told me they needed me. I would drop everything for any one of them and do anything they could want. But.. I don't know.. I don't know if its something that I've done and not realised it.. or what..

I guess as far as I am concerned this is my last post on this website in its current form. Who knows what I will do with it... I will definately leave it up. We'll allways have the archives. And it some small condolence to know that for at least awhile I was the number one search on google for free jetsons porn, and naked pictures of the olsen twins. I even met some pretty cool people from other places throughout it all. But this is it.. the end.. I am tired. I worked my entire sunday today for some nice overtime at work, and I couldn't sleep after I got home at midnight. I hope I got everything out in a somewhat readable manner, so that I can feel somewhat done with feeling what I have been feeling as of late. I just hope getting it all out and written will let me get over everything... To everyone, Thank you for all the great times, I wouldn't trade them for the world. I hope maybe someday there may even be some more.

Important tech news

Learn how to defraggle your harddrive.

MMORPGs

Is dark ages of camelot still the MMORPG of choice out there? Or is there something better? I have been really jonesing for some awesome MMORPG action like I used to have with cory in EQ. And the free game Pristontales just isn't doing it any more..

In Tomb Raider people ACTUALLY FLY

I know its hard to wrap your minds around this concept. But its for real. I have watched this movie and I was amazed. People ACTUALLY FLY! I have never seen this kind of thing done before in a movie. It fucking blows my mind to shit..

Just a couple updates. I started work at a factory today, its my first factory job, but its a very nice and clean factory and the work is easy as shit, and the benefits and pay are awesome. Jamie works at the same factory and on the same shift, so getting there and getting motivated to get there is easy....

I am uploading some pictures of my son so any of you that know me and are interested in seeing him can. Those of you that don't know me, probably don't give a shit.. But judgeing from the two hits a day I get, I bet if you don't care, your not still coming here..

Some flash fun for you all

Kikkoman!!

Holy shit


Bubba Ho-tep is going to be the best fucking movie ever. I know I have been saying this for over a year or more now, but it finally has a distribution deal. Good lord its going to fucking rock all of our collective asses

More movie goodness
The Rundown looks like it is going to kick a shitload of ass too. It also proves that the rock has tiny nuts and screams like a girl. I've supported the tiny nuts theory since that time that he was wrestling Chris Benoit and his balls fell out of his shorts in the middle of a suplex.
The only bad part about this movie is that I saw him giving the fucking ROCK BOTTOM in the trailer. I know that move would kill a untrained professional!

Yet another movie you can watch at work

The Matrix in ASCII

Oh man

I found this video a really really really long time ago and watched it and said what the fuck. Watch it again and have your mind blown away

IFILM - Sunday's Game

Listen to movies while you work!

Wheee
Lab360.com :: The Digital Laboratory of Axis360.com
I'm just messing with the new blogger feature built into the new google toolbar.

Neverwinter nights

I know back when I worked in tech we were all waiting for it to come out. Its been out for awhile now and I have been playing the expansion Shadows of undentide quite a bit lately and its fucking awesome.
Anyone interested in maybe playing some online or something?

Something wonderful

If you only download one video this summer. Make it matrix ping-pong.

This is the coolest shit ever. Everyone needs to see this.

Ugh

Its been insanely busy lately. My son was born on april 26th at 2:47 in the afternoon. Even though he was a month early he is very very healthy and has a huge head of hair with cowlicks all over it just like me.

We should celebrate with a huge bowl of Mr Brain's faggots. YUM. Thank god for the british. Between this spotted dick, and crop circle cereal you have a well balanced breakfast.

I can see Mankato, MI being the hot vacation spot this summer. What with the underwater city, crazy pyramids, and alien silver disks and all...

I would like you all to click on the BLECH OF THE YEAR

HOLY POOP! Here is the chance of a lifetime!

Its true. Tommy Chong MAY have sold drug accessories. But not to minors!

This is mega sweet. Its the text only version of wheres waldo!!!

I thought this was quite a funny commercial.. We never get good comercials like this over here.

Oh yes my friends. Its Vampire Lesbian Kickboxers. THE MOVIE!

Suddenly even the timecube makes perfect sense.

The word on the street

Is that cory has found that the matrix is actually good stuff.. So for him I post this super secret sneek peek at the opening on the matrix reloaded.

lets trade!

Scott gave me this link last night
I feel its only right for me to give him this link

Ooopsie.. Wrong link (hahaha blech of the day on that last one by the way).. try this one for some more really great porn clerk stories.

Oh.. and heres some furry music for you guys!