The last two posts.

It was supposed to be just one post.. But it kept eating everything after the first post. So I broke it into two and it worked.. Tada!

Mutant X

Ok.. I watched mutant x the other night. Its the new show. I felt it was a slight rip of the Xmen, but there were enough differences to seperate it. The bad guy looks a little too much like andy warhol, which is a little disturbing, but... All in all it was rather good.. Its good to see a comic book show on TV that has decent production values, and isn't aimed at kids. I enjoyed it for the most part. I will watch it again.. The X part of the name bothered me a little bit, but at the end I found out that fucking marvel had a hand in it.. So its all good.. If your a comic fan and your jonesing for some decent comic TV then watch Mutant X...

I've been reading the Corona movie website since I can remember being on the net for the most part. Two years ago they started a section called test patterns which was DVD reviews, and it turned into its own great site with tons of great shit on it, their reviews are top notch, And now they recently opened their very own video game site. Definatly worth a check and something to watch.. They also have a review of Arcanum up which is a game I expressed a great longing for about a year ago to cory. This game looks like its going to rock!! the graphics may not be stupendous, but the game play will fucking kick. Which in my opinion makes any game worth it, not matter how bad the graphics...

Scott will dig this. Its people drawing with their GPS system. fuck yeah..

This is quite possibly one of the longest and weirdest flash videos I have ever seen. If you have the endurance to make it to the end I applaude you!

I know many of you are still out there wading in the dating pool. Well use this tool to tell how good a prospective mate will be in bed.

OOOOOOOOOoooooooo Click here to play Mahjongg online. I fucking love this game

A article on the science of why songs get stuck in your head...

Cory this is for you. I sincerly hope that this is a joke. I really don't want to have to hunt down the people behind this and kill them.. FuCKING SHATNER!!!!!!!!

Full House fan fiction where nobody sticks it to DJ? Now who would want to read that? Besides the freakish layout thats worse then my old one to read...

Woah.. These comics look pretty sweetass.. CLick here to read a Jerkbox and Punk'nhead story right on your computer.. WOW!

Oh yes. And for todays BLECH OF THE DAY I have for you HOT STICK FIGURE ACTION!!!




What a great site

This is still one of my favorite flash movies...

I really wish I had gotten in on this auction.. I missed the chance of a lifetime.. Be sure to check out their site for more crazy auctions too..

I know what I want for christmas now!!!!!

She stated that she had been pregnant about three years ago and everything seemed to be going fine, but "the baby never came out."

The big list of movie monologues

My Hobbit name is Olo Toadfoot of Frogmorton!!!!!!!!!!

Oh shit.. THis is great. Heman dance party!!! ROCK!!!

And to top it all off a couple of quick notes.
I start a new job today. Oh yes. I now work at a video store. Free rentals baby. Its not computers.. but its a job.. But it should also allow me plenty of time to update here. So.. yeah..
Second. The domain www.jonsnews.com is going to go away soon. I don't have money to pay for it and the year has got to be allmost up... Does anyone still use it? Or does everyone use jonsnews.vectorstar.net?? If people still use it I will put another amazon donate thing up there if people will donate to it to pay for a domain name.. Drop a comment on how you feel one way or the other.. Pretty please..
Ok. thats it for now.. Enjoy!

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I think I like this version better than the US one.

I just got a toy in my frosted flakes! JOY!

For lack of a better title..

Anyways. Check out the new bjork video.. Its very stunning, too bad we will never see it on tv.. but it still rocks..

I knew it was coming. Forum 3000 has been taken over again. Its no more. From what I can tell this happened friday (Look in the hall of fame, Thats when I found it too.) Now I just have to wait till it comes back..

And here is something odd I found.. I sketch of steve martin from the jerk giving his love his thermos... God I fucking love that movie.. I'm not a bum.. I'm a JERK....

Ass, Titties. Ass n' Titties, Ass ass titties titties ass n' titties.... You need soap n' water...

I got to level five of this game today. Whats new pussy cat? WOOOOOOOOhhha woaaaahhhhaaaaaa wooooooooooohaa

Here are some wallpapers with boobies on them for you all!!

Its good to know that there are still jesters out there. I want this job!!!!!!!

Ok.. Well thats it for now. Girl got off of work early and she wants me to go be her bitch and cook lunch and let her play sims. She said I have to hurry up and go fix her lunch so I will try to post later if she lets me use the computer if I am good...
She says that she is not mean and I have to say that...

I'm a ramblin man

Now I got some comments saying that I gave too many links to scott and not enough for cory so this post will have a extra special cory link..

But first I have this wiked puzzle game that is kicking my ass.. Go play Gears! And on the shockwave site I also found this.. I FUCKING LOVE SPY HUNTER!!! The original here is great! As is the new one for the PS2.. It even has the old cars that bump you off to the fucking side.. it rocks!!!

And here is my link for cory. I know he will love this.. He is such a fan of this TV show.. heheh

Is it wrong that I have a fear of miss cleo. She scares me at this point.. I am afraid that she is going to come to my house and "Take me to church".. So needless to say I find that someone made a Miss Cleo fanfic page especially disturbing...

Dr Dre will soon be releasing his newest hit song. Kill Bin Laden...

Oh yeah.. New layout.. Leave a comment and let me know what you think of it. The archives work really well too now. Its quite neat..
Girl and I have Christmas at her grandparents today so I can't post right away, but as soon as I can I will.. Hopefully cory and scott will post some more if they get bored..

BEN AFFLECK SNAGS 'DAREDEVIL'

Confirming reports that we ran last week, Ben Affleck is set to don the red tights of Daredevil. After Vin Diesel pulled out due to a scheduling conflict, Ben angled for the role, much to the glee of his friends Kevin Smith and Matt Damon.

Damon allegedly has been a big Daredevil fan for years and Kevin Smith wrote a recent comic revival of the blind superhero. Filming is scheduled to begin next month with a target release date of next fall.

I got this info from my VideoETA newsletter.

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All Hail the GameCube!!!!

For all you wanna be gamers who think that the little X-box is the second comming, (HA!) here is a look at what the real giant in gaming is up to.



Now this is genious. Take a gaming Icon like Link from Legend of Zelda, run him through the blender, take what is left from that, and then put into a paper shredder. Haul the little pieces of paper over to the local preschool and ask them what they think Link should look like and go with that. I mean that is the way to make a video game.

I mean, why create a charactor that looks realistic like this, when you can have a dumbed down duplo version like this.

< /sarcasm >

Pikachu hospitalizes hundreds of children. News at 11

I heard about this way back when it first happened.. Be sure to check it out and read all about how pokemon trigged seizures (Or didn't)

Is the RIAA employing "hacker" techniques to shut down file sharing programs?

Yahoo serious the actor errr person.. is sueing Yahoo the search engine..

This site allows you to find the link between any two things... Its pretty fun to play with..

Is this the beginning of mutant powers manifesting in humans??

I'm a pretty big fan of the handspring.. And I love the uber cool springboard moduals.. But I think this is taking it a bit too far...

Lowtax of something aweful tackles the terrible secret of space. Scott will love this one...

I love peeps..If you love peeps to then check out the Blair Peep Project..

Here are some tips for getting the most out of a stripper..

And here is a the picture of Marlyn Manson rubbing his nuts on a security guards head..

Check out the trailer for the new Tenacious D video WonderBoy.. I love the D

KUNG FU PHIL AND THE DEATH COOKIE!!!! NEW ANIMUTATION!!!

New York firefighters getting all the sex they could want..

HEres the ultimate guide for hosting a LAN party..

I still think that my silly putty scheme will work.. Too bad everyone at work made fun of my genius...

This is quite possibly the most disturbing game ever..

Here is how to make the perfect cup of coffee...

Have hackers gotten into Osama Bin Ladens accounts??

The robotic chicken?? THis christmas;s hit toy???

What if Superheros called into talk shows???

Check out this intentionally bad JRR tolkien synopsis to bait kids not wanting to do their own homework...

Alan Moore (yeah. The comic Alan Moore) wrote From Hell partly as a reaction to most Jack the Ripper stories, which pay lip-service to denouncing serial murder while transparently pornographing it: "The lushness of the bosom, the glint of the knife, the exciting music..." But the upcoming movie seems to be exactly that!

The first rule of fightclub is you don't talk about fight club.. the first rule of ground pounders is you make a website about it...

This christmas get a weapon for that special lady in your life...

OOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo The possibilities of this.. Thank you marvel!

Take a look at what photoshoppers have done with that faked WTC last photo that was going around the net.. Great stuff!!

And to wrap it all up. I'm not sure if this made it thru the messed up post the other day or not.. But check out Herb Zipper.. The Cybah Lovah

OK.. that should make up for any lack of posts lately.. Hopefully that will keep you all busy for a bit..

Holy shit we are doomed..

I have foodtv on in the background while I am fucking around with this shit.. and they are doing this thing where they go into peoples houses and help them cook.. And the chef goes
"Now we are going to add a little chicken stock to add some flavor" And this monkey looking fucking housewife goes "Now.. Could you use water for that??"

Water does add a quite incredible flavor to your dishes.. Stupid fuck...

Hold tight

Ok.. I'm testing out some stuff hten I will post.. So hold tight for a little bit.. I may be moving away from using blogger..

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A couple quickies

Check out bugs bunny and elmer fudd in "The Matwix"

Yesterday George Lucas released the first teaser poster for Starwars episode II.. JOY!!

Ok.. More to come later.. Spy hunter for the PS2 ROCKS ASS!!!!!!! Its fucking awesome.. One of my friends brougt it over yesterday..

Drew is kewl!!!

jon, you are so going to love this. wednesday night, during the Drew Carey Show session premiere, he is doing another dance scene.

this itself is nothing new, but this time, it is to a song sung by Southern Culture on the Skids!!!!!

i hope you get to enjoy it.

Yadda yadda yadda

Ok.. I am working on a post.. Its been a few days but I didn't want another fucking three million link post to get eaten again..
If I started that email list where I sent links to your email again would anyone be interested?? It would be like a mini post maybe twice a day or so..
Drop a comment if you are interested...

Preview the Clones attacking

Various sources are saying that Star Wars Episode 2 Attack of the Clones will have a trailor out on November 2nd. Disney's "Monsters Inc." (which looks cool) is the only movie set to open wide that day, so more than likely it will feature the trailor.

If they end up cloning Jar Jar in this one, I am going to vomit and when Star Wars Galaxies comes out, I am going to create a Dark Jedi and do nothing all day long but slay Gungans.

I think I broke blogger.. It ate half of my last post...
And I can't edit it..

Welcome back..

So.. The sites been down a few days..
Not much new around here..
I'm no longer employeed.. Girl and I are looking to move up near toledo.. I am searching hardcore for a job.. I got about 50 resumes out so far.. If any of you live near toledo and know of any place that is hiring please let me know..

Ugh.. Lets see... I have tons of links for you alll.. I will start with todays BLECH OF THE DAY!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH

This is one of the greatest things ever!!! My good man bnib sent it.. Click here if you want to learn how to be a cybah lovah

This is a pretty fun game.. Quite tough at first though.. but fun..

Is this the next all your base? I am the shover robot. The song is by the same guys that did all your base... And here is the most complete history of AYBBTU I have ever read.. I'm also running the screen saver that can be found here...

Cory (or anyone into MMORPGS for that matter) Will apperciate this page..

Perpare yourselves for the mullet riots.. GM is going to stop making camaros...

Is microsoft more stable then the WTC???

Here are some really good logic games. I couldn't beat the knight one..

I'm not a trek fan.. In fact I can say I even don't really care for it that much.. Give me star wars anyday.. BUT.. This time line from Galliao up is really quite cool.. and I may even subject myself to watching that new show.. .It sounds a little cool...

Living at home with your mom may curb risky sex!!! I know it did for me..

I love conspiracy theories.. But why is it that people love them?

If you have ever played a consol rpg then you will understand these rules... I think they are for the most part dead on..

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Whoo-Hooo!!!!

Vectorstar is back up and running. All hail the internet.

Well, all but jon, since his new ISP is having routing problems and he can't even get to his own site! HAHAHAHAHA

Hey, lets all say bad things about him, and when he finally gets to look at his page, he can be like, "hey, who wrote bad things about me?"

That would be just great! what do you think?

Weird dream

Last night I dreamed that I sold our bed to Leo Laport from the screen savers on tech tv...