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Feed Reader: Google Reader integrates Gmail inline, makes sharing easy

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Straight up geek porn.

First up clocks:

Ninja Clock!

You will learn to fear sleeping in!!!

Or if you rather wake up gently.

Clocks that warp reality.

This is taking the idea of a time table a little too literal.

 

Next two little bits of drinking tech:

Oh yeah, drinking and fat storage. Two great tastes that taste great together.

Not really tech, but something for the drink geeks among us. Too bad they don't have a shot glass bandolier. I would fill it with these! Fuck. They do have shot glass bandoliers. I know what I want for my birthday. Oh yeah, and a bottle of this, and abottle of this. YARR!

 

Kinda cool and useful tech:

USB key holder. I would totally keep my usb stick on my keys if I had one of these.

Hell yes. Fucking transformer earphones!!! All I need is a real life Soundwave and I am fucking Good to Go.

 

WTF? Tech:

The Mouse mouse.

The tampon taser gun!

Electric bath duck.

Remote control USB BBgun.

In case you haven't heard.

It seems that there is a bit of a user revolt going on at digg.com, starting last night. It seems that digg started censoring posts that contained the leaked hd-dvd encryption key in them. Well. The user's are not taking that lightly. It seems like maybe the Dark Tipper hasn't sold out to the man. Here is why making the key open is a good thing.

Happy Birthday Spam!

Oh hell yeah. Go out and make a penis enlargement cake. Its motherfuckin spams birthday! WOOOOHOOOO

I think this may be the coolest fucking lego thing I have EVER seen in my life.

Check it out. Two awesome games:

Online MMO Risk! Fuck yeah!

New tower defense game! Protect the server!  I think this is one of the harder ones I have played.

 

Ok.. 30 minutes later.. god that games addictive.

Neatorama had a cool article up about 30 strange animal mating habits. Entertaining read. I'm glad I'm not a bee.. That's all I'm sayin. Here's a quote:

"Actually, "court" may be too strong a word: the male giraffe basically follows her around until she gives in and lets him have her!"

Sounds like marriage...

Oh, and Cory, It mentions the dolphins prehensile penis...

Here are 12 quick and easy steps to being a computer security idiot.

This is a great article about the history of batmans vehicles.

It's art! No! it's a puzzle! It's both!

Check out this guys badassed driving skills.

Funny Ebay feedback!

Wham! Biff! Ooof! Some sweet fighting skills when this guy takes on 5 attackers. He's got nothing on these kung fu masters though.

So.. Why exactly are these places blurred out in google maps?

Have you ever wondered what the exactly opposite of absolute zero is?

How dating my ex was like playing DOOM II on nightmare mode. In the vein of the ever classic Things my girlfrienda nd I have argued about.

Time for me to get my ass to beddybye land. Have fun with those links kids. And if your not fucking watching Heroes, than WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?! Sweet god just when I didn't think it could get any better, it does.. by leaps and bounds.

Oh

I allmost forgot.

Your BLECH OF THE DAY. Be sure to watch the videos near the end.

It's only teenage wasteland.

Fuck flying cars. I want one of these bitches.

Check out these ninja sushi skills.

Sweet ass steampunk guitar.

Yet another funny This Old House Home inspection nightmare.

It's the internet dress me up Mr. T

I don't know if this is fake or not. But its still kinda funny/creepy. Just don't tell Ryan.

King of the cul-de-sac!

Here's a bit of trend spotting for you. I predict that ASL (American sign language) intrepretations of rap songs are going to be a upcoming internet meme. Cause if the quality on that video was better, I would label that shit as totally fly. Look, you can do it to other generes too, like rock, oldies, 80's greats, top forty, but sadly, not nü metal. It makes that shit gayer. And not this.

What you know about math? Punk!

If you've never seen Chacarron before, you need to watch this video.

Now this is the part of the post where I link to good music that doesn't suck:

I have loved Tenacious D since their show way back in the day on HBO (I think it was HBO). They are still kicking ass. FWIW this is one of my favorite episodes. And here is a YouTube playlist with all the episodes.

Here's a video of the Blue Man Group performing "Baba O'Riley" by The Who

Queen. Live at Wembley Stadium. Fucking awesome.

This is one of my all time favorite videos.

This is where I end the part of the post where I link to good music that doesn't suck. Until next time.

This tiger has HUGE BALLS.

And here it is. the BLECH OF THE DAY!!!

Thats it for now. More to come. Stay tuned.

A few of my favorite lines from the Super Hard Super Mario Bros video

Fuck! Fuck! This is... fucking worse than anything that has ever happened! This is horse cock in tiny mouth!

fucking koopa I can't believe it who makes these invisible blocks

Thank you Bullet Bill for helping me shuffle off this mortal coil.

I hate everything that has ever existed, I hate the whole world *finally makes jump* I love everthing! LALALA

Koopa... you are a cocksuckah

This is a nightmare, This is fucking worse than a RL Stein book.

Thank goodness I have W-Bluesky lives.

God is on my site, not your side Bowser.

You just have to watch it for the rest of them.

A little this, A little that.

One of the first commandments of office work is "Thou shalt not invoke the nerd rage"

Oooooo two great tastes combined. The mythbusters ask the Ask a Ninja Ninja. Part of a web special for an upcoming Ninja Mythbusters special.Over time the Ninja has slowly grown on me.

What would you do with 86 old PCs? Two bonus oblivion Domino videos for you..

ROFLMAO (a wow update of mah-na-na na)

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Man, this is a harsh prank. One comedian gets sets up his buddy for the next set by getting the entire audience to not laugh at all. Its allmost painful to watch.

Cosplay gone wrong.

So someone made a allmost impossible mod for the SMB for the NES. I mean, its fucking CRAZY HARD. So then some crazy guy posts a video of him playing it, and its possibly one of the funnier things I have seen in quite awhile.

This page cannot be fucking displayed!

Fun with mirrored video

Its Toroboto! The Robot that tortures people!

Metroid Vs Halo = Haloid.

Part of me wants to think Gelli Baff is awesome. The other part is aware that bathing in slime is gross.

Your BLECH OF THE DAY

You broke up with me? I'm gonna fuck your mom!

Bed time for me kids. Enjoy the links.

Things I like.

I like Regina Spektor. She has a nice voice and her music is so stripped down that listening to it to me is like listening to a pure distillation of wonderful. And as a bonus, shes not too rough on the eyes.

I like Steampunk. I like anachronistic things like this. Steampunk is cool.

Just two things I wanted to share.

Two men enter the shitty mixtape arena, one exits having to carry the winners shitty mixtape throughout NYC blaring on a boombox.

Battle of the Urban Ninjas.

Oh god. U2 is going to help bring spiderman to broadway.. Should I just shoot myself now?

In case you've never had the chance to play with supercooled water, here are a couple cool videos. You can do it with beer too. Now thats good science.! (Now with bonus alcohol science tricks)

Previously I mentioned how much the new NIN cd rocks my ass. But have you been checking out the ARG that goes along with it? If not, its definatly good.

Holy shit thats alot of water!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of the football sized candy? Watch and see!

Robert Goulet is a motherfucker.

Roy Rules! Man, Andy Samburg is definatly one of the best things on SNL now.

Heres a video of some funny magic tricks.

Well. Thats it for now.. More later.

WTF FTW

Holy shit.

This weekend, The Simpsons is 20 years old.. that blows my fucking mind.

So. What the fuck is this guy doing? I stumbled across some of his shit on youtube, and its.. crazy..

Who doesn't want to see lots of pictures of cats doing invisible stuff? I know it sounds weird, but its way funny.

Man, how many fucking kinds of awesome is this video for Knights of Cydonia by Muse? Its like 6 minutes of kungfu/Western/SciFi eyegasm.

A musical response to Farenheit 911.

Star wars Mah-nah-nah-nah.

Now here is an invention that mankind has needed for years. A Volumetric Penile Measure Device. Remember kids, its not whos is bigger, or longer, but whos takes up the largest volume!

Beardyman drops some science.

Man. This is a beautiful 3 minute documentary about High Voltage Cable Inspection. Definatly worth a watch.

Watch a SWAT training where they use just a little too much explosive to breach a door.

What happens when the SomethingAwful goons make porn safe for work? Comic Genius.

Man. This game is really addictive. Its yet another tower defense game, but I really like some of the things they are doing different in this one.

This pic of Iron Man in the grey suit is FUCKING BAD ASSED.

Powered by Bleezer

ugh

Why do things like this allways happen in April?

Wikipedia seems to be the place to go right now for up to the minute details.

Powered by Bleezer

Sweet!

Check out this pic of Heath Ledger as Joker for the upcoming Batman Movie. 2008 cannot get here fast enough.

Links for the proletariat

Desktopography is some high end shiney for your desktop wallpaper.

Overlord and Razorwire are the two most l33t haxx0rs in the world. Watch their adventures. When I saw the first video I thought that it would be perfect for acceptable.tv. And guess what, now its on it!

Its still not as good as Gemberling or Sockbaby! Go tell your alien brothers that Ronnie Cordova says their GAY! I don't know why, but I still think that Sockbaby is one of my all time favorite things on the internet..

I think some of my very first links on this site were to X-Entertainment, and they've consistantly cranked out quality content on that site for quite some time. So check out this artice about Dead Sodas.

I know the description of a turn based fighting game doesn't really sound the most fun, but I tell you what, the first time you rip your opponents arms off, and uppercut his head off you'll be addicted.

Stupid lusers.

This game is a pretty good take on the traditional Arkanoid/Breakout mold.

A scientist is going to see if its possible to live underwater using algea as both a source of food and oxygen.

This is a really funny use of the Mento and Coke trick.

Read some of the emails in the Inbox of Nardo Pace, the Empires worst engineer

Is Laz-D the greatest rapper ever? Definatly not, but its definate that Jelly Donut is the best freestyler in the entire world!!!More JellyD here.

And your BLECH OF THE DAY

Happy Easter!

Enjoy your snacks!

Just remember is not all about the candy.

P.S. I love me some Tom Waits. I wonder what his take on the whole debacle is..

Various youtubery

Ok. So I have a ton of video links, and want to get them the fuck out of the way so I can get to the good stuff. So here we go, get your clicking fingers ready.

White chicks & Gang signs.

And by the same guy Time 4 Bed

Weird. Its a song sung in Simlish, along with a sims video for it.Of if you would like, some Depeche Mode in simlish.

Here is a video, hour by hour of a growth of a beard.. Kinda neat.

This is a pretty interesting way to play a guitar.

WTF is this?

Here is a video of a homeless guy bringing down the house at the Apollo, and here is a short documentary about him. Its nice to see someone commit themselves so fully to something they love to do, and not do it for the money. I'll tell you what, if this fucker was on Americal Idol I would watch that shit..

This is a pretty amazing video (actually a few pictures put to a song) of sand floating on top of the ocean, and a new island being born.

I asked my wife if I could get one of these, she totally shot me down.

You have gotta watch this video of these four japanese guys doing the robot... awesome..

This seems like a good enough reason not to fuck with the Policia is Spain.

Its nice to see some people fucking with those Nigerian scamming spam bastards. Good stuff..

Starwars Mah-nah-nah-nah.

And to wrap it up. This has to be one of my favorite things I have seen in a long time. I would love to see this picked up by Cartoon Network and made into a full serials! Its Mathmatical!

P.S. The new NIN cd is going to be awesome. Listen to it on their site.

link link linky link

Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the first Harry Potter Book

Is this what video games are like if your on some massive drugs?

If you liked the Geek Squad manuals that were leaked last week, here are 6 more for you! Wheee.

This bed looks pretty interesting, Pretty wiked design.

Man. This game is really addictive. Its like a combination of Jenga, Bridge Builder, and Pickup Sticks...

Ever want to take your geek rage out by shooting the hell out of a LCD monitor? This is what it would look like!

Holy shit.. you have got to watch this video of some fucking INSANE origami! its crazy..

Get your fill of disgusting food at this site. Mmmm Ambergris....(I have allways had a weird obsession with ambergris, and especially with finding a large chunk of it and selling it for tons of money. I mean god damn, shits like 10 bucks a gram. Thats crack prices!)

The "This Old House" website has some funny articles up about retarded home design. Good stuff.

Every day this guy draws a new monster and posts it on his website. I love his art style, and the videos of him creating the monsters are really quite impressive.

Imagine if the characters off of your cereal boxes had some crazy adventures, thats what this comic is all about..

A ninja pays half my rent.

What happens if a watermain breaks on your street in the winter? This!

Create or Destroy, its your choice in BlockLand the only online LEGO inspired game.

Check out this use for your old Cd spindles.

Need a reason why you SHOULD pirate your movies?

Louis CK and the tale of the saddest handjob ever!

Man.. Sometimes science is just fucking weird.. WTF???

WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK?!

What What? In the butt!

Check out this video of three guys playing one guitar.

This kid got sent home from school because he dressed up like a pirate, and he's a pastafarian.

All right. I feel a little better, emptying out some of my saved up links. Go forth and click away!

The best part of wakin up, is hot links in your cup..

I'm in the process of finishing watching the "vengeance" trilogy by Chan-wook Park. I would have to say out of three "Oldboy" so far has been my favorite, I am just finishing "My Lady Vengeance", and "Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance" was pretty badass. His directing style is quite stunning, and all three movies are visual treats. I loved the one-take fight scene in Oldboy, probably one of my favorite fight scenes of all time.

On to the linkies!

Wow.. talk about old school internet greatness. All your base belong to Calvin and Hobbes.

Is Batman the greatest ninja of all time? He's definatly in the top ten according to this list.

Slashdot has a pretty interesting post about bugs as features in programs. Interesting read for the comments.

Jim Halpert is Dead?!?!?!!? If your not watching The Office, do yourself a favor and go get the first two seasons and catch the fuck up. Also, if you haven't seen the I.T. Crowd yet, get the fuck to it! And while I'm speaking on TV stuff.. get "The Mighty Boosh" as well.. Genius stuff!!!!

What should I do with 300 porn DVDs? Questions like that are the reason I love ask.metafilter. Also, Adam Savage posts there occasionaly, which is kinda cool.

This is some horrible live action Street Fighter goodness..

Allthough I'm not a huge fan of their name change from dailyWTF, to worse than failure, the content is still as gooas as ever, so check out this wonderful error message.

Fucking MC ROVE in the hizzouse!!! The rappin resident! Colin Mochrie on the beatbox!Now with bonus old school linkage!!!!! Its Princess Leia the yodel of life!!! ahh the headly innocent days of the internet, when the sky was the limit.. now its all mashups and torrents and blah blah blah. Oh god.. I think I may be becoming a internet geezer. Doomed to sit on my porch in a rocking chair mumbling about animutations, and the day we were set up the bomb..

Want to fix computers the GeekSquad way? Then check out their leaked manuals.

Ok.. this is some crazy sci-fi future shit right here.. a fucking deep fat frier/gold fish tank

Here is a great clip from an excellent British show called "Spaced", its by the guy behind Shaun of the Dead..

Check out this crazy flash life sized whale!

I've never heard of this band, but the songs pretty good, and the video is very cool. Filmed entirely in reverse for some cool effects.

A conversation at the Grownup Table, as imagined at the Kids table.

Did you know that the Super Mario Brothers song has actual lyrics? Me either!

Dear video game industry, please note, this is how you sell video games. LOTS AND LOTS of video games.

Ok. get ready for two crazy ass videos, Human Slingshot and Robot Ride.

Man these are some very pretty desktop backgrounds.

Ok.. I think that should keep you crazy kids busy for awhile. But let us not forget our BLECH OF THE DAY!!!!

Can we link it? YEAH!

A student has been suspended from school in America for coming to class dressed as a pirate.

I really like this guys steampunk re-imagining of Star Wars. Its quite cool.

Samurai's sliceing shit in really slow motion.

Holy shit, This is maybe the geekiest thing I have seen in days.

This is is by far the nerdiest wallet I have ever seen. I think I may make one this weekend.

And to wrap it up. Two fucking WHACKED out videos. One annnnnd TWO

Oh yeah. Your BLECH OF THE DAY

bleep doop bleblebe beep

Hmm I read some news sites this morning, and joystiq has a pretty decent article about how "dwarf fortress" is the future of gaming. Man.. If there was a tight gui for it, it would rock even more ass..

I think one of the things I love most about it, is the different game modes, and how they interact with the persistant world. If you play a few successful games of Fortress mode, and build some awesome dwarf civilistaions that create some epic weapons, later you can play adventure mode and discover the ruins of your old civs and plunder the loot you created before. Everything in this world functions and has names. Everthing is also generated when you first run the world generator. Its a awesome game if you get into it..

So, on to subject number 2 for todays post. Faith.

I have faith. I don't talk about it much, unless asked. I don't feel its my right to judge others based on their faith, or any other factors. But HOLY SWEET FANCY MOSES! How can some people of faith be so stupid?!?!?!! I watch these two videos, notice their complete lack of a grasp on science and reality, and then I want a peanut butter and bannana sammich. Ok. I guess in the second video maybe he is unwittingly touching on some quantum physics, because I guess that while the lid is on the jar, the peanut butter could be in multiple states (there/not there/a teeming civilization).

If you've ever played any of the "grow" games (Grow RPG being the best IMHO) then you may enjoy this.

Haha the Ninja from 'Ask a Ninja' interviews Will Farrell and Jon Heder from Blades of Glory

Ever wonder what would happen if you throw a big bowl of dry ice into a hotel swimming pool?! Pure awesome.

Its been a hard days night of the living dead!

This is one of my favorite skits from UCB..

Exploding Cds!

I think I am going to make this site a daily visit "Does Today Suck?"

People say retarded shit every day, why should their court visits be any different?

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Man.. I would allways get in trouble in school for writting smart ass answers on my tests.. SOme of these are great!

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My daughter and niece just typed that last bit.. I'll leave it in there, just cause..

Sweet god. I've allways despised Alex Albrecht. This clip has made it all worth while.

Could the Onion be coming out with some compitition for the Daily show?

Hmmmm did this guy travel into the future and meet the future version of himself? His cameraphone says yes..

And to wrap it up, there are some real jems in B3ta's Bumper Book of Sick Jokes.

Oh it would've been, could've been worse than you would ever know.

I'm really digging the new Modest Mouse cd. Its pretty bad-assed. I've been a fan of theirs since like 2000 and its great to see them getting some recognition. If you haven't seen it yet, check out their new video for Dashboard, its fishtastic.

Pimps up, Ho's down, Gmod is in da club!

See.. Ideas like this are what make our society great. "Hey Honey, Tonight I need you to taser me while I'm shotgunning a beer! Yeah yeah, I know it sounds crazy, but its going to be GREAT!!"Its how great things are born.

I;m sure you've all seen the exploding whale video. If not, you should go back through the packet you got when you first used the internet. I know its in there.. Well anyway, I had no idea that they tended to blow up by themselves.. GROSS!

God I love me some 'This American Life'. I'm excited for the upcoming Showtime show of it. Also I'm pumped that they are finally offering free MP3 downloads, and not just streaming realaudio versions of the show.

So yeah.. Short one today.. Maybe tommorow I will get to pick through my "bag o' links" some more.