A few of my favorite things

I have been a huge fan of the animutations since.. like forever ago. But I just watched Earth Vs. The Funk for the first time and its fucking awesome! YAY!

And WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Oh man.. I want one of these wooden keyboards.. Nice! The 2500 dollar price tag is a bit prohibitive though.

Oh god. This is definatly todays BLECH OF THE DAY!!! ARGGGHHHH

GOSH! Superman is such a dick!!

Well.. I keep falling asleep at the computer so i think i am going to wrap this post up now and take a nap.

My name is Jonas.

Is mcdonalds encouraging its consumers to have some kind of weird ass food sex with its double cheeseburgers?

This is hot. I would so buy this as soon as it hits the market.. One big pad and just throw your rechargable shit on it and it goes and charges it up... One pad to charge them all, and in darkness bind them!

Just in case you ever need to know the reason why you have asshair!

The Hummer PC mod!

Oh hell yeah. Its a foldable katamari damacy guy! FUCK YEAH!

Check out these videos of Del the funkee homosapian (Aka Deltron 3030) performing at the Sega Dreamcast launch.. Especially good is protoculture, an awesome rap about video games.

Tube gossip. Interesting bits overheard on the subway

Grand Theft Auto Brick City. Too bad it will never happen for real.. it would be awesome.. but keep the hope alive that lego star wars will be a good game!

I have quite a few links saved up from the past months that i was keeping in case i started posting again. So i will be smattering them in and hoping that you guys like them.

One example is the star wars one man show! Nosing around on the site also found me a short film that this guy did called "x spots the mark" which was very entertaining/

I don't know if you guys got to play with sodium in highschool lab or not.. but I did. I allways wondered what dropping three pounts of it in a pool would be like! INCREDIBLE!

First there was the prank where the guy parked like a asshat to see what kind of notes got left on his window.. Then came the semi anti=prank where someone decided to leave nice notes on the windows of people who parked well.

Something awful formum: New changes to the starwars saga!

And to wrap it up. The Beastles! Some nice mashup fun for you!

TTFN

[Listening to: Son Of A Preacher Man - Aretha Franklin - (2:28)]

Come on ride the pony, get get down.

Bing Guns - pictures of the 16 inch guns of the U.S. Battleship Wisconsin being fired and making things asplode! Also check out these videos of kamikaze pilots in action

This weekend I purchased a senseo Coffee machine. I wanted something to quickly supply me a quick cup of coffee on my slightest whim. This fucking fits the bill to a T. I am in love. It sits on my computer desk now in its own special spot. Ready and waiting to pump delicious coffee directly into my cup at my fancy. Now i just need the sexy little holder for my delcious coffee pods

Haha. Funny commercial for you

Learn to be a fucking NINJA!!! YES!!!! Ninja wisom on weapons:
CROSSBOW
A Ninja won't kill people with this. He'll use it to shoot an arrow attached to a rope, then climb to where the people are, then kill them.
Here is a bonus link to a story about a ninja wailing on his guitar with his super boner to defeat the pirates.. Of course that comes from the ever wonderful realultimatepower site.

Think of a movie character. Now click this link and see if they can guess it! They got mine 4 times in a row..

I'm telling you right now, sony not opening up the UMD media for the PSP is quite possibly one of the worst decisions they could make.. I really hope for their sake they will decide to open up the format.

OH GOD! ITS THE HASSELHOFFIAN RECURSION

Attack of the giant squids!

Fuck yeah! its the advanced macking guide!!! Sample videos are a great thing!

Oh yeah! its darth tater!

Oh, and lest we forget! todays BLECH OF THE DAY

[Listening to: Neighborhood #4 (7 Kettles) - The Arcade Fire - Funeral (4:49)]

Please do not fuck this up you fucking fuckers

I swear to god i will have someones ass if they fuck up this fantastic 4 movie. I swear a blood oath on this point right now!
I mean.. ok.. they allready made a sort of fuckup because they are giving Dr. Doom powers and the same origin as the rest of the FF.. FUCK.. Victor VonDoom NEEDS NO SUPER POWERS! Next thing you know he will have fucking organic web spinners.. I hear those are all the rage..

[Listening to: Pardon Me - Incubus - Make Yourself (3:43)]

Good eye, sniper. Here I'll shoot, you run.

Been a crazy last couple days.. Up is down. Penny Arcade has revoked their game of the year award for WOW.

I have been avoiding posting because the reall shitty revamped blogger interface was getting my goat. It was bothering the fuck out of me that once my post got longer then one screen if I put a link it, it would scroll up to the top.. And you all know how much I lurve my linkies.. So now i am trying out w.bloggar and so far I am quite happy. Oh and since I am having a shit hard time getting into wow i have relinquished my soul to RE4 and named it my new master. Holy shit this game is insanly good.. Fucking good!

Check out Office Bricolage! Make weapons from common office items!

MMMMMMmm I just saw this recipe on food tv (40 dollars a day with Rachel Ray). All i can say is YUM. It makes me crave pineapple upside down cake so badly!

OOOOOO airboat racing in HalfLife 2! AWESOME! First truely multiplayer mod to come out!

Want to hack your coke machine! DO IT!

Check out this sweet zelda tatoo.. very nice! More here!

A halo RTS! should be awesome! I may have to reinstall C&C Generals for this!

Ok. I am going to call this one done here and test out the posting feature on w.bloggar
Peace out!

[Listening to: Cowboy Dan - Modest Mouse - Lonesome Crowded West (6:18)]

don't wanna be an american idiot!!!

Listening to the newest Green Day alblum.. I've had it sitting here for a few months.. Just now getting time to do a proper listen through.. So far I am definatly liking it.

Click here to see what happens when you combine a Aibo with a read dog. I mean.. not combine like making a cyborg dog.. but.. oh man.. Place in the same room with a piece of meat between them.

Someone created a nifty portal site to view those nice unsecured securtiy cams.. and you can even list them by location.. NOICE

Check out this sweet etch-a-sketch mod!!

Read about the trials and tribulations of a call girl agency.. Fun! Again people. I cannot stress enough. If you have something you want to keep secure and hidden.. Like a shift diary from a call agency... Then try a password! The site is old and defunct.. but still a heck of a read.. I wish i could find their website they keep mentioning, that would be great!

Meet the cubes. Cube farm fresh fun

Robert Cringely's 2005 tech predictions

Googles History of the usenet!

I think thats about it.. Time to go play WOW or Gary's Mod for HL2..

this is so meta

What do you do if you have too much money?

Funny Story from 2004

* i had this post all ready to upload this morning. but i dropped the ball and never hit post before work.. so the mega cool camera thing is probably old news to you all*


Scott and I found out about the GNAA back in october when they hacked the dremel tool pumpkin carver website to have a goatse pumpkin mixed in with the other ones.. GENIUS! I don't know which is better, the GNAA or the IAGSDC


At one point when the new Karaoke Revolution game came out I wanted to get it for Jamie. I called our local video game store and this is our conversation:
Me - "Hello do you have the new release 'Karaoke Revolution 2' for the PS2
Them - "One second..... Nope. We just have Karaoke Revolution 1.. Is that what you want?"
Me - "No. I am looking for Karaoke Revolution 2. The second one."
Them - "Sorry we don't carry that type of game"
At this point I gently take the phone and smash it into my forehead repeatedly..
WHAT TYPES OF GAMES DON'T THEY CARRY? SEQUELS?? WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!

My prediction to the biggest news story of the day. Unsecured webcams. More here and here is the direct google link. Post any cool ones you find in the comments for us to all share!

I had no idea that Will Smith had such disdain for normal old toilet paper..

Is it wrong how happy this makes me? Perhaps I really and just a cold bitter shell of a man..

C'mon... Be a Hostess to my Ding-Dong!

Check out this insanly in depth SNL site. Allmost everything you could possibly want to know about SNL.... Except where the fuck Tina Fey got that scar..

I just thought i should remind you guys about baiting.. some of the funniest shit ever!

Want to know what some of your favorite rockers looked like as a kid?

Landover Baptist has been some funny shit for a long long time.. Good thing they have finally exposed the super secret homosexual handshake. Be sure to pick up your "What Would Jesus Do?" Thong while your there

If your into Zombies, even a little bit, I gotta suggest you go and read this.. I started reading from about 3 weeks after it started and followed the updating to the end.. Go read.. Very good stuff..

Well.. its a short one today, but news and links have been slower then ass.. World of warcraft is down.. Nothing is happening online..
Hopefully tommorow will be a better day..

*singing* chin chin chin chin chin chin chin chin chin

Well.. Its the start of a new year and I have been jonesing to start blogging again.. I still find lots of cool shit and I am still compelled to share it. Cory's finally got his site being updated on a regular basis so I think the time is right..
Speaking of Cory, he has a list of the best video games of 2004 up on his site.. I geneerally agree with him on it, I am suprised he put HL2 above Halo2 for the best FPS. Not suprised because I think Halo 2 is better, suprised because Cory is a self admitted MS whoremonger and I have pictures to prove it! I definatly agree that HL2 is the far superior game.. About the only additions I would make to his list are:
Best "Rolling Things Up Into a Giant Ball" Game : Katamari Damacy (which is allmost my favorite overall game of 2004, right after WOW)
Best VG related purchase that suprised the fuck out of you with how good it was and it didn't even disappoint even a little bit : The Nintendo DS
Gotta give alot of love to the DS, Even though the launch titles are still slim, the fucking demo for Metroid hunters fucking blew me away.. Using the thumb pad its just like a PC FPS.. In fact its better then most FPSs that came out this last year.

I would also like to add my opinions of the top cds and movies i have enjoyed this last year
Music:
Modest Mouse - Good news for people who love bad news
Franz Ferdinand - Franz Ferdinand
Coheed and Cambria - In Keeping Secrets Of Silent Earth 3
Interpol - Antics (and listened to their first alblum for the first time and its equally as kick ass)
The Killers - Hot fuss
Honorable Mention - Beastie Boys - To the 5 burroughs, Bowling for Soup - A Hangover you don't deserve, Green Day - American Idiot, The Hives - Tyrannosaurus Hives

Movies:
Napoleon Dynamite - best fucking movie of the year, Bar NONE. Been a long time since a movie has affected me like this one has.. I fucking quote it non-stop.
Shaun of the dead - exactly what the dawn of the dead reamake should have been
Spiderman 2 - like I had a choice here
Hellboy - Possibly better then spidey2
The Trailer for Sin City - Honestly. Between the two trailers (one two) for this movie, they are better then 90% of the dreck that came out this last year. Fucking Robert Rodriguez believes in these movies so much that he has resigned from the directors guild of america to make these the way that he wants to make them. If you have not yet read the Sin City Comics then GO GET THEM NOW. Frank Miller is a fucking god in the comic industry and you cannot call yourself a fan of comics without haveing read the sin city books. Amazon has some examples of his art from sin city up that you can check out for comparison. In fact it seems to be a decent chunk of Marv's story. Also check out the IMDB page for it for some interesting information about it.

Oh and on the HL2 tip, download and install this mod right fucking away! Cory you will seriously shit yourself if your allready impressed with the physics of HL2. And it gives you the ablity to pose the chars from the game making humpy humpy if you so please. Check out some screenshots here! For example check out how fucking pimp this is..

Ooooo Talk of a Tenacious D Movie? YAY!

Since I feel Katamari Damacy was one of the best games of the last year. I am very excited about this.. More pictures here

Cellphone Privacy booths! AWESOME!

Ok.. thats basically it for right now.. Lets see how long I can keep it up this time..
Cheers and Happy new year!!!

*edit* comments should be enabled now..

Get busy child

There will be no link descriptions in this post. Oh god the Links Abound! So much Linkage!

Blech of the day And Another Man, I really should save these up.

HAHA guess who my two favorite people are? This link is for them! Seriously! Consider it!!

Hope you enjoy the linkies!

Squeezing off a quick one

Sweet Time waster

Rolling a Car

BLECH OF THE DAY

I'm gonna whip you silly and I'm gonna fuck you stupid.

Way of the gun has such fucking great dialog. I love that movie.

I was wondering today where fruit flies come from.. are they allways on our fruit and we eat them with our fruit or what? Luckily the straight dope is here to help

Ever wonder what some possible titles to your favorite one hit wonder songs could be?

Here is a cool little CAstlevania flash game for you.

Buck Truck the rapping trucker Need I say more?

Grayson. Dick Grayson. FUCK YEAH! This is allmost better then batman: dead end

What is this crazy mystery animal? Weird

Why dear lord is anitfreeze so yummy?!

More then you could ever want to know about bottle water

Take one fancy pants italin food expert and one wine and spirits expert. Insert them into a non fancy pants "restuarant" like The Olive Garden and hilarity ensues

Make yourself a GIANT keyboard

MMMMMMM watermelons. Square and Pyramid style!

Todays BLECH OF THE DAY

well.. its work time. Enjoy

Like a moth to the flame

Whats up my tender lumplings?
Last week was pretty lame for me, I had to reformat and reinstall windows about 203897213918209i9sas90802 times. But now everything seems pretty stable and good to go.
On the up side I have been hoarding links through the week so this should be a long ass post.

Lets start off with a little art... MADE OUT OF CHEWED GUM!

Next I have a couple of sweet games for you to waste your time with, First a simple yet addictive little game, Next Megaman Vs. Ghosts and Goblins

Click on "bobby yang erupts. See the video" on the bottom right to see some bomb ass van halen played on a fucking violin

Oh yes my friends. Its geek Bling

Hmmmm.. This is making me think about replaceing my cable modem with this service.

spamusement - comics based on spam subject lines.

I still think the interrobang is the greatest punctuation EVER!!!

Hanzo Steel. Remixes from kill bill

A.W.O.L. - Alcohol With Out Liquid™

Here is a very good article about Alton Brown. A true god amongst men.

Good lord this is the biggets rabbit EVER

Play 20 questions with a computer!

I posted about the computer in the motorcycle. Well Check this out scott.

And to wrap it all up, todays BLECH OF THE DAY
And here is a bonus BLECH OF THE DAY to make up for all the ones I have missed lately

Well. The post wasn't quite as long as I would have liked it to be, but I gotta wrap it up before work.

Dear Internet,

How are you today?

The way I started this post reminded me of the website "Love letters to the internet". That site has long been one of my favorite favorite favorite things ever on the internet. Its soooo fucking great.

Holy crap! this is the most efficient living space ever. Its crazy!

I don't remember if I have ever linked to this site that lists all of the crazy ass shit that you can dig up on google. Fear your privacy!

If you are going to have a band, you have to name it right! This page will help. I still think that some of the japanese band names are crazier though! Would you like bonus links with that?

Scott sent me this link a few days ago and I figured its only fair that I share it with you all. All like.. three or four of you so far at least.

Perhaps you would like some old school game level backgrounds for your computer! Drop a link to any site with good video game backgrounds in the comments if you have any!

I would love to work at Huh? I think it would be the greatest corporation to work at.. maybe..

If you haven't seen the fucking awesome mario brothers theme played on a guitar guy, then check him out, There was also another version with some kid playing it on a piano, but this is even better, The mario theme, on a piano, blindfolded. Bonus link for speedruns via bittorrent

Test your drunken walking skills here!

YAY! lighter tricks (previously Zippo Tricks) has had its US block lifted so once again you can go check out all the crazy ass lighter tricks there

Check this out if you are into military shit.. Pretty sweet MI-24 custom painted helicopters.

Do punk rockers cry? Oh yes.. but more improtantly, do goths have dumb pets? OHHH YESS

Celebrities: PLEASE STOP NAMING YOUR KIDS DUMB NAMES! Your starting a trend. I'm talking to you Jason Lee.

Scroll down just a little on this page and see the fucking awesome origami FAMICOM

A little something something for you family guy fans.

Sooper doods UNITE!

This is as close to a BLECH OF THE DAY as I could find for this post.. Better luck next time!

MMMMM mmmm good

I love wario ware inc mega mini games. Its addictive and insane. And it appears that the kind of gaming style it uses is catching on!

Rather reek havoc in real life instead of in a game? Then build your own PVC flame thrower!

Mario and Zelda Big Band. BAD ASS

Is it a toaster oven? HELL NO BEYOTCH! Its a PVR!

Help Hulk Hogan, Fatass He-man, and Mr. T bring down bush and fight the power!

Toyko People Packer! I think that would be a great name for a band

Dial a number and be transported to another place

Here is a leaked potential script, and some footage from the next spidermand movie.

Ever get really tired of doing your day to day bullshit? Why not just throw together a golem to do your shit for you

I know alot of you have probably considered signing up for this DVD rewinding service, but save your money! You can now buy a dedicated DVD rewinder for your home!

Ask the Tech Girl, a hot techy sexy babe answers your questions

Ever wonder how tape is made? Well, here is how!

How much do you know about spiderman? I got one wrong on this, some of them are quite hard...

Check out some of these awesome pencilmations, Some are very very very cool

Want to know about every spiderman villian EVER! then make with the clicky

Cooking with google, This is fucking awesome, I can't believe I have never seen this before.

Ok.. well I guess i am gonna go find a good nethack client and mess around with it, I have been forcing myself to try to play warcraft3 for the last three days and I have decided beyond a shadow of a doubt IT FUCKING BLOWS

Early in the morning, rising to my feet

Holy shit. Evil Dead the musical was one of the best fucking things I have EVER seen in my entire life. I fucking cried because I was laughing so hard. Seriously, If they have another run next year it is sooo worth the drive to toronto. Plus its a pretty nice city, I wish Nate and I would have had more time to explore the city, There was a pretty sweet Comic book shop next door to the theater, and Honest Eds was right down a block or two! (scroll down and look at the pictures, the place was CRAZY). Then we went and had Thai for supper before the show. While waiting for the show we were encouraged by the people going to seat us to try a nice canadian beer while we waited for the doors to open. We were seated in the fourth row, right behind the blood seats!
After the show we found our way out of city and started home, No trip would be complete without a stop at Canadian Tire, and buying some Aero Bars We got home at about 5am and all in all it was a awesome trip, allthough I was not able to acquire any Poutine

Since its monday and some of you don't have this week off. I will give you this little time waster, I have been playing it for about the last 30 minutes or so and its quite fun. You can also play this fun game, and see if you can answer "what is it?"

Poutine is just one of the many wonderful foods featured on this website.

I think I have posted some infiltration websites before, but there is allmost allways something good on them. There is a infiltration of the theatre that we went to to see the musical.

I don't quite know what to think about the new Spy Vs. Spy Mt. Dew commercials yet.. I have allways been a big Spy Vs. Spy fan, I've read mad magazine forever, and I even used to play their videogame all the time.

Well.. I am gonna go watch spiderman with my mom since she hasn't seen the first one yet, and I figure she has to see it before we see the new one on tuesday.. I really hope its good. Hellboy has upped my expectations for comic book movies even further.

Open up your mind and let the sun shine in.

Mindgame, a 2d/3d animated movie from one of the animation houses that worked on the animatrix. Seriously, I hope this gets a proper english dub because it looks like one of the best animated things I have EVER seen. Its fucking CRAZY. At times it kinda reminds me of foolycooly, Which I loved.

Scott. I am exicted to see your new bike, Does it look like this? Does it run Linux?

Here you can read about how the discovery of beer created civilization as we know it!

Heatvision and Jack! the greatest pilot show you have never seen. Its got owen wilson, jack black, and Ben Stiller. Jack Black Plays Jack, the worlds smartest man, Owen Wilson plays Heatvision, Jacks unemployed roommate whos intelligence has been put into a talking motorcycle! As great as it sounds my friends!

Do you know the difference between shit and shinola?

The power pizza! Laptop protection on the cheap!

This link is for Nathan. Lots of videos of drummers doing their thing.

Mmmmmm weird food.. ymmmmm

ugh.. welll.. I better get to sleep. I have a dr. appointment at 8.30 in the morning, then a seven hour drive to toronto to see EVIL MOTHERFUCKING DEAD THE MUSICAL!!! RAHHHHHH FUCK YEAH!!!
The greatest case mod of all time!

This is about as close as I could find for the blech of the day! Enjoy!

My pet thrashes the most!

Check out HATE BEAK and Caninus!

Ron Burgundy likes a little afternoon delight.

I have been reading this site for a couple months now. I really really dig it. If you like zombies its fucking awesome. There is plenty to read through in the journal.

Also.. check out the Kingdom of Loathing for some browser-rific rpging. Its fun to bash Knob Goblins!

Download or buy and listen to the new modest mouse alblum. ALOT! its fucking fantastic. I am soooo into it,..

Ugh.. well I gotta go get ready for werk and crap.. Vacation next week! Whee!

Guess what?

I'm back bitches!

Scott told me the other day that he still reads my archives. Well, until my old host went down he did, and I have been finding a lot of crazy stuff lately.. So I guess its time to open the doors of linky goodness.

Gmail is the buzz right now, but screw that! Get this kickass free email instead!

Good lord, I just about shat myself laughing at these edited spiderman comics. Keep hitting refresh to see more! This reminds me of those edited Dilbert comics from some time ago.... Here comes the cock boat!

Here are some pretty sweet small starwars games to distract you.

Check out some awesome ass clocks!

This guy is pretty cool, making a entire band of robots and then fronting it and touring.. Pretty cool in a noise metal kinda way..

This is quite a funny video, I rather enjoyed it.

And to bring this whole fiasco to a end for this post, your blech of the day

.....

I take it back..
This is the blech of the day!


Well, that's it for now, bedtime for me after I play a little COH and a little Psi-ops. Night night.