9.28.2000

More Fun with Headlines !

Welcome one, welcome all to my daily posting of the days
headlines with some humor injected in = )

Both of these Headlines today come from our friends at Yahoo!

FDA approves abortion pill RU-486
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[JonsNews] Today the FDA approved U.S. use of the contervisial
drug RU-486 or the morning after pill. Minutes after fearing more
market-share loss, chip maker Intel said that it has already begun
development of the Pentium RU-100mhz. Sources at Intel say that
their chip will be much faster and more of a broad base for future
development of silicon based abortion processors.

On a related note, Intel rival - AMD has also announced a similiar chip.
"Our chip," AMD Spokesman Tom Reynolds said,"will be 3 times faster
than Intel's version and also 3 times cheaper."
He continued with, "And we are not going to call it something dumb
like the Pentium, or the morning after pill, our chip will be the Flaming Monkey !"
Hammering his point of excitement and thrills that AMD will bring to this new
market, pyro's went off all around the podium and many
colorful ballons dropped from above.



More than 100 feared dead in China mine blast
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[JonsNews - Editors Opinion] I would like to pose some questions to our readers.
Why do the Chinese fear the dead so much ? Why do dead Chinese gravitate
toward mine blasts ? And why would 1 billion living Chinese scared of a mere
100 dead people ?I dont know, just doesnt make much sense to me.

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