9.30.2000

Yeah well.. You see this is a.. how shall I say it. A sex post.

I've tried and tried and tried and I can't see the pleasure of this.

So your alive. You most likely masturbate so learn how to do it with fruit or your pillow. Blech. And if you get bored of doing it yourself have a party! But if you are going to have a party you better get alot of these. Too embarrased to rent some porn? Well just go here for regular movies with some jerkin in them.

Are you single? Here are a couple good resources if you are a single martian, or a desperate lonely geek. And if you still can't get any why not go mess with perverts online? Or heck just go try to shower with 100 women in a year. I suppose you could even go steal someone else's girlfriend. Maybe you are just not looking for the right kind of girl, perhaps a nice vamipire girl? And who am I to ignore those of you with ALTERNATE lifestyles? Make sure you use a panty condom though! Go get laid because of the internet! Put it to use for you!

What? You say you allready have a girlfriend? Well then have her go here to pick up a few new tricks for you. Or you could both go here and pick out some new things to try. She may also like for you to go pick up some toys. Or how about having Pooh give you a hand getting it on? Maybe even go rent some classic porn. Go tell her to get some sexy clothes or a new set of nipples. You could also ask her and a hundred or so of your good friends if she wants to get into BUKKAKE! the greatest thing every from japan! Just whatever you two do just don't blow.

After all the sexing that you will be doing after reading this post your and your loved one (or handgina if your single) may want to cuddle in bed and watch squirrels getting electrocuted, and then play with your special barbie. And then go poop and get educated, either alone or together.

Well have fun and don't hurt yourself. Oh yeah here is the information for joelseph USE A SEARCH ENGINE!
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