Hypo-links

Today I became totally fucking amazed.

I was searching thru all my referer logs so I could add more shit to the random search thingy. And I find this site.

So I think to myself. This site doesn't look too bad. Seems interesting. I will take a break from what I am doing and read thru and and see where I got linked and maybe link back.

Well I found it.

Check out the tuesday, january 23 entry.

What the fuck? There are a million more intelligent things to make fun of me then my weight. Fuck. Back in third fucking grade the kids had more intelligent insults then this cretin. I am apalled by this fucking morons complete and utter lack of something new/funny/witty to say. If this schlep had one fucking iota of brain power perhaps I would even consider emailing this wankoff. I just honestly believe that he would have trouble comprehending the use of the reply button.

I would like to take a couple minutes of my time though to deconstruct some of the utterly moronic things with his site:

1) that stupid fucking gg boy KFC ad with there stupid fucking titty flashing gg girls in the back seat (of course, this is where women belong).
This leads me to several conclusions. One: this guy is a fucking moron Two: this magook is definatly not a Breeder!
Breeder (noun) "a heterosexual."

2) see, i've come to the conclusion that blogger makes it far to easy to update your site... the more stupid fucking "oh, and we went to grandmas for christmas but it was really shit then we went to the mall but it was too busy so we went to jennies house instead jennie sucks cuase she's only got playstation one and i hope i get lots of presents for christmas damn no one loves me and i dont have a date to the school dance" blogs i read makes me want to hide under a boring old static rock.
I won't touch on the grammer or punctuation errors on this one (Mine isn't perfect either. However I do try to take the effort to at very least make the first fucking letter of each sentance a cap.). However. As I have stated before. I despise hypocrits. He is ranting about how he hates blogs like that. But I just got done reading 5 pages of how he can't fucking wait to get to earthcore. Whoopty shit. My life isn't that exciting either. Thats why this site is mostly links and shit, with little peeks into my life. Thats just the way I like it.

3) Site design. Check out his actual site. I don't know if he has actually had anyone else beside him look at his fucking site. BUT, if he has, they will probably notice that the NAVIGATION BAR DOESN'T HAVE A SCROLL BAR AND ITS FUCKING LONG. You have to use tab to get thru it. I know it's kind of nitpicky, but its just a major design no-no.

4)i'm sitting here all alone, wishing i was buying pants. why when i finally organise to go and do shit, everyone bails on me or is unfindable?
Can you blame them? They probably don't live up to your high expectations of fucking human perfectness anyways.
why is it so hot? i can do nothing in this heat. i am but a sick little boy with no friends in the world
HEY! I bet if you keep whineing about it you will get more friends. People love whiney ravefucks!

5) i really am a geek
No. Your not.

6) dfc membership is designated by the mystical dfc beads. those who wear the beads have rights and privileges that other non-members do not.
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. I think the last "cool people club" I remember was when I was in like fourth grade. Wheres the sign that says "No gurlz allowed"

7) Hes a raver. I think I have mentioned my hate of ravers on here before. And cliffs site speaks volumes.

For some additional laughs check out his hit counter. And his pictures of him and his raver friends. And don't forget my friends, Oh the fun you can have with a guestbook. And for some added pleasure you can have this Email the jerk.

And I had cory whip this up for me today:



So in conclusion. Settle down son. It will all be ok. Someday someone that you judge so quick is going to be raping your ass like nanjing and you'll be screaming your mommys name. It all comes back. Karma mannnnnnnnggggggggg. I'm fat. I'm comfortable with it. I would lose it if I could. I've struggled with it my whole life. But inspite of being overweight I have a very fulfilling life as far as I am concerned. I am getting married soon to a incredibly hot woman that loves me for who I am. I have a good job. I have great friends. So. If you have issues with me being fat. Shove off eh.


So onward with our normal post.

I think this game is WAY fucking better then bejeweled. Mostly because of Gary Colemans smiling face looking down on me.

Check out these demo movies from the GBA. This system is pretty high on my waiting for it to come out list.

I think this is the only encouraging news I have heard come from the scooby doo movie front.

Are you kids ready for the most disturbing/fucked up site I have ever found. If you feel that your soul is pure enough to see this.. Then click thru.

If this article is true. Then it will just go to show exactly how much WCW and metallica both suck.

Here is a little post stuporbowl lovin for you guys. And be sure to check out this site if there are any of this years commercials that you missed.

This is very sad news. I used to watch the Bozo the clown show alot as a kid before school. Cooky was one of my favotires on there. The fucking magician scared the shit out of me though.

This site is cool if you have a palm pilot and a big libido. I know I use my handspring to read Ebooks all the time. So I guess where having 40 or so books with me at all times seems cool, having 40 or so porn stories on your palm *snicker* may excite some of you.

I am in the process of checking out this game. I am under the name of Ass Mastah Jon if you want to look me up. And if you have yet to check this game out go do it! I am under jonsnews in this game. AND FUCKING GOD PLAY THIS GAME!! IT FUCKING ROCKS! Its just a quick fun java game. But still very cool.

I fucking love video game music. I can definatly see me spending some time at this site. And while you are at it. Go search napster for the mini bosses. THEY ROCK! Hardcore video game music. Fuck yeah. Just do it before napster goes pay (which will soon be followed by napster going under)

Check out these guys. They are kinda like a reverse Jerky boys. You may have seen them on Howard Stern. They fuck with people that call them.

I wish my car had balls.

I can honestly say that this game is even better then bejeweled. I say this mainly because as I am playing this I have Gary Colemans smilin face beaming down at me.


For this last link I am just going to quote the site I got the link from.
Yes, you have probably read Hanson fan-fic porn before. But with an opening sentence like "OoOoOohHhHhh God YES !!! Celeste screamed as she got an orgasm and Taylor cummed in her," you're in for a treat