Defragging - Therapy for Robots

Ugh.

I feel like poo today. Had to go to work early and give some training. I know computers have only been around what.. 25 years now (Happy belated PC by the way). Why the LIVING FUCK don't more people know how to use them yet? I mean.. people in jobs where they have to use the fucking things day in and day out cannot fucking use them. It makes my heart sad when I have to train 30 people who fucking make excel documents EVERY FUCKING DAY over and over and over again how to not make excel documents that are 50megs+ and email them back and forth.

OK. With that out of my system on with the links. Get and drink and get comfy. This is gonna be a long one.

Thank you for fucking dieing already. I definitely won't be missing hearing about you phantom.

Here's a funny little bit involving tetris. I think I may get one of the Japanese guys at work to translate this for me and it will probably be even more funny.

I always loved doing shit like this when I was younger and had time to go camping all the time Check out these two links to make your own altoid tin survival kit.

This is what happens when you get too much junk mail and have WAY too much time on your hands. Pretty cool though.

Clell Tickle: Dreammaker, Indie Marketing Guru, Psychopath?

Multiphonic chanting, Throat Singing, Whatever you call it, there are some awesome links about it in this metafilter thread. No mention of the Bjork Album that featured it heavily.

Check out this killer pool trick. A guy uses a nickel on the table to split two balls.

Hey xbox fanboys, Check out what can happen if your fancy pants 360 users more then one core at a time.. I still plan on getting one next week just for that game though..

Apparently CRACKED magazine has relaunched with a new format, with some heavy writers on board now too. I may have to hunt this down. 3.99 for 80 pages CHEAP!
Wait.. I just finished the reading the preview and this line fucking SOLD ME:
New Comics by: Get Your War On and My New Fighting Technique Is Unstoppable's David Rees
Yeah. I know GYWO is in every issue of Rolling stones, but its toned down and not as good. Ok, fine.. Where's my change jar!

Glad that David Copperfield finally went Nunshittingly insane.

Samuel L. Jackson on the daily show talking about Mother Snakes on a Motherfucking Plane!

OOOoooo Today's Worth1000 Photoshop contest was "remixing M.C. Echoer" definitely worth a click.

Stephen Colbert is here to help us all protect our online identity on the internets.

Reggie spills the beans about the free online portion of the Wii, and more details of their strategy. Like I needed more reasons to buy this thing. Wireless and online out of the box for no extra money, and my poor gamer ass may be able to afford it.

Two cool clips, One a tank full of Piranhas, the other is just kinda sick.

I hate the price is right. Hate it. This clip is awesome though. This is quite possibly the worst player ever! I swear Bob Barker is calling her a Stupid Douche at the end of the clip..

I was telling one of my friends about these blacklight tattoos awhile back. Pretty cool idea.

Mmmm. I loves me some Mandelbrot. Sweet little video. Fractals have always amazed me. I enjoyed this immensely. I used to have a sweet fractal screensaver back in the days of windows3.1, when afterdark was King!

I am just replaying Dungeon Siege 2 in preparation to get Broken world. This kinda disgusts me though.

This Optimus Prime felt puppet is fucking killer! I need to make one of these, and one of the Chewey ones too!!

Could this be one of the greatest films of our time?! Could the battle between this and SOAP (snakes on a plane) mean the end times are near?

Do you have lots of little barcode "club" cards on your keychain? Use this slick little site to combine them all into one!

I thought this was a pretty fun read. The missing body parts of 10 Famous People.

Here's a neat new coke commercial. Quite slick.

Thanks to the Japanese, I have yet another reason not to poop in public toilets.. Besides weird poo monsters.

I found this video of the Treadmill Bike somewhat discomforting to watch. It somehow moves in a "not right" manner.

I Was going to post this link and call it good enough on the subject of Remade NES consoles. But then I remembered I had a link buried deep in the "Bookmarks of Doom" that I have been cultivating since 1999. So I present you a even more kick ass NES replacement with wireless controllers! Plus they have robots on their site, so guess who wins?

Just in case you ever wanted to make a boat out of paper, MAKE has you covered.. I guess this combined with the paper tank I posted higher up you would be set for a small scale invasion.

Holy shit!!I want a slip and slide like these fuckers!

What do you do with a 500Lb rubber band ball? Smash the fuck out of your car!!

Just because its:
Funny
Cool
Dumb

Check out some of the upcoming features for blogger. I've been gay for blogger for years, Some of these sound extra sweet!

Oh oh oh oh I saved this for the end of the post. TECH TV REBORN! official press release here. UndoTV I love you already!!!

And finally a little tiny BLECH OF THE DAY!!!!!!! check the gallery on that one.

Ok, well that's it for this one kids. Time for me to squeeze it off and call it a post. Now I am gonna go mess with some PHP goodness.

***UPdate. I was spell checking this post with Windows Live Writes built in spell checker and check out these suggestions it gave me:
fuckign - ducking
gonna - gonad
poo - pogo
shit - shift
Dreammaker - Dressmaker
Bjork - Jerk
fanboy - annoy
Nunshittingly - Nauseatingly
remixing - premixing
Wii - WWII
Mandelbrot - Cancelbot
Optimus - Optimism
blogger - logger or booger

What the fuck is a Cancelbot? Is it cooler then fractals?

Thoughtcream for your browser!

Now with crunchy zombie bits in ever post.

I saw that Windows Live Writer went into beta today at work, so I grabbed and and I am "semi" impressed so far. Its not too bad. It was pretty slick the way it grabbed all my current settings and whatnot from blogger and ported them over rather smoothly.

I had been using a windows front end for blogger for some time, so the realm of WLR is not too much of a stretch for me. I have allways found w.bloggar to work really well.

Going through my daily reads, I see that Cory is also checking out WLR. Hmmm.. If hes adopting it this early it must be decent.

On with the links!!!

Here is a clip from the daily show, of John Stewart Interviewing Kermit the Frog.

Why has it taken this long for modern clothing technology to come up with a solution to plumbers crack?!

This digg post may interest any of you comic book fans.

Just in case you ever wanted to know how to make a giant rubber band ball.

Just cause I knows all my homeys loves them some engrish.

Welcome to Endgame :: World War on Google Maps.

This video is called "Need more Bass" I think they are completely wrong.

These clips of all the shows we grew up loving should keep you busy for quite awhile.

Who has two thumbs and loves video of people doing things played in reverse???? THis guy<<<<<

Here is a excellent reason not to drink TOO heavily and bowl. Or to bowl at all I guess..

I thought this prank was quite funny. Yeah I know the whole general idea has been done before. But deal with it!

I think this is quite possibly the greatest laptop case EVER. If someone got me one I could die a happy happy man.

It would be criminal to not mention Gary Larsons Birthday today. Mental Floss does him justice! Adding Mental Floss to Daily sites to check right now...

Ok.. Off to work on the redesign a bit before bed. TTFN MOFOS!

ME, You, Together we make a Spork

Five Fat Girls Sought. Cops report "flurry of chubby fists" in Toledo milk heist

The 11 weirdest ancient mysteries

Imagine for a second, if one man, took the 12 greatest interweb songs and created a medley from them. Enjoy!

If I close my eyes, can you see me? Anyone who knows me knows I love crazy ass videos that make no sense, and I love showing them to other people and the weird way they look at you after you show them, laughing the entire time about how funny the video is. But I know you watched that video and your asking. Jon.. Does it get weird. Oh fucking hell yes does it ever. Its definatly good in a weird way.. I think..


Sometimes I hate seeing Pilots for TV shows that never got picked up. Because you see how FUCKING FACE MELTINGLY AWESOME a pilot is, then you wonder why the douchebags at the stations never picked it up....

I'm sure I speak for every member of the human race when I say this. I often find myself sitting down and saying "self. How awesome of a Rapper would Rodney Dangerfield have been??" Now we know!

Beeny Royston and Jadeel, AKA the Jamacian Sweat Band. Ya Hear me now?

But Jon, what if I want nothing more today then to see someone play the Legend of Zelda song on a Ueklele? Your every wish is my command.

PS3 Vs Wii. Like I needed any more convincing.

Soy sauce.. is made from.. PEOPLE!!!

Ever want to see what it would look like if some crazy bastard went batshitinsane in your apartment complex with a sword. Well here you go.

Another quickie

Just a short one tonight kids. Lots of work to do.

I present to you several Phone Losers of America vides, Taco Bell Takeover is great!

Call be a fanboy, but I really want Nintendo Monopoly! Also be sure to check out the new cashless monopoly

I am currently checking this game out and it seems rather cool.

Hopefully a longer post will find its way on here tommorow night.
I also have a redesign in the works, and as you can see on the right.. I am refusing to call this a blog, I never did call it a blog. It has and allways will be in my opinion a E/N site. I'm taking that shit back..

Sweet holy moses I miss TechTV

I have spent my night tonight watching old tech tv clips. Its sad how far that channel has fallen. I do not even turn on G4 any more. Its dead to me.

Heres a sweet DIY guide to make a glider out of your fast food container. I may have to get some on the way to work tommorow to do this.

I don't know what they were planning on doing with them, but I am sure glad they returned them!

Short post tonight kiddies. Got lots to do for work tonight..

Boom chica chica wow

OOO I found a new site that I am really liking. Its called Evil Mad SCientist LAboraties. Check out "how to make a simple electric motor" in less then a minute. Or how to extract Rare earth Magnets out of kids toys.

I think I am going to sign up for BookMooch. It looks like a really cool service!

Check out the big Wikipedia list of Fictional curse words


Really not much else today. Kinda busy, but I want to keep postin. Enjoy!

Angels with dirty faces

Sweet god Tricky is awesome.

This is by far the coolest USB flash drive I have ever seen!

I think this would be a totally awesome place to eat

How is it that these crazy ass japanese prank shows don't get their asses sued off? If someone did this in the US it would be litagation city. This is some extra funny shit too!!

I still think this is one of the most utterly bad assed keyboards evar!


Check out this sweet video of the "bubble bandits" in action

This video is without a doubt one of the more batshit insane things I have ever seen.

The only thing better then that fact that you can get your groceries from Amazon.com is the reviews!!!

Well.. Gotta get ready to run my shadowrun game tommorow.. More later internet!

This one goes out to my homies!

Sweet fancy moses, darth vader is a dickhead!

Mmmm beer made from melting ice caps.. Tastes like apocylpse!

I am a huge Mike Mignola fan. I have been reading hellboy for years. So I need to stress to anyone that sees this GO WATCH the pilot for "The Amazing Screw-On Head" I must cling to the slightest chance that it may at some point get picked up.

Ever dread having to go that meeting that you know is just going to drag on forever and not get anything done. This website is here to help.

Man.. Steven Colbert, your the reason we can't have anything nice around here...

This is why thou shalt not fuck with moms from the suburbs with lots of free time on their hands!

You know your boss is going to catch you browsing this shit when your supposed to be wrapping up that mother fucking powerpoint presentation. So use this site to help your compulsion to check out the crazy internets

Chad Vader, Day shift manager

Check out these crazy ass racks!

Allright. I gotta go crash now. Its feeling easier each time I do it.. Like riding a bike or something.

link'in like a Mofo

Hello internet. How have you been?
I've been very busy lately.
Yeah, I know... I'm sorry... I missed you two.
Maybe I can make it up with some linkies for you. Maybe we can start being friends again internet..
Yes.. I know I used to tell you I loved you.. I think I do still love you..
I don't know.. I don't know if we can ever go back to the way it was. Maybe we should just be friends.
listen.. Lets just take this slow, lets see how it feels and then maybe.. just maybe..

Regular old RockPaperScissors not fucking EXTREME enough for you boyo?

All My Jobs, a guy documents all the jobs he has ever had. A great read! He has definatly had some rather interesting jobs. Also worth a read are his Mostly True Stories.

Yummy Portable apps for your memory stick, from virus scanners to firefor to graphic design programs. More here and here, and Be sure to get Pstart to launch it all easy, and Lock it down with this article. Also gotta say, I love my tiddlywiki on my thumbdrive, it makes a awesome portable notepad.

All the info you could ever want to know about Homestar Runner.

Here is a interesting technique to make easy to use chopsticks for kids (or yourself if your not handy with the sticks)

This is by far one of the coolest mods I have seen in awhile!

I allways thought just plain old regular NERF was pretty cool. I guess this guy figured he needed to kick shit up a notch or two and make his own high powere NERF gun. Or maybe something smaller is more your style

MMmmmm Scambled Emu Egg!!

See you later....

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A few of my favorite things

I have been a huge fan of the animutations since.. like forever ago. But I just watched Earth Vs. The Funk for the first time and its fucking awesome! YAY!

And WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Oh man.. I want one of these wooden keyboards.. Nice! The 2500 dollar price tag is a bit prohibitive though.

Oh god. This is definatly todays BLECH OF THE DAY!!! ARGGGHHHH

GOSH! Superman is such a dick!!

Well.. I keep falling asleep at the computer so i think i am going to wrap this post up now and take a nap.

My name is Jonas.

Is mcdonalds encouraging its consumers to have some kind of weird ass food sex with its double cheeseburgers?

This is hot. I would so buy this as soon as it hits the market.. One big pad and just throw your rechargable shit on it and it goes and charges it up... One pad to charge them all, and in darkness bind them!

Just in case you ever need to know the reason why you have asshair!

The Hummer PC mod!

Oh hell yeah. Its a foldable katamari damacy guy! FUCK YEAH!

Check out these videos of Del the funkee homosapian (Aka Deltron 3030) performing at the Sega Dreamcast launch.. Especially good is protoculture, an awesome rap about video games.

Tube gossip. Interesting bits overheard on the subway

Grand Theft Auto Brick City. Too bad it will never happen for real.. it would be awesome.. but keep the hope alive that lego star wars will be a good game!

I have quite a few links saved up from the past months that i was keeping in case i started posting again. So i will be smattering them in and hoping that you guys like them.

One example is the star wars one man show! Nosing around on the site also found me a short film that this guy did called "x spots the mark" which was very entertaining/

I don't know if you guys got to play with sodium in highschool lab or not.. but I did. I allways wondered what dropping three pounts of it in a pool would be like! INCREDIBLE!

First there was the prank where the guy parked like a asshat to see what kind of notes got left on his window.. Then came the semi anti=prank where someone decided to leave nice notes on the windows of people who parked well.

Something awful formum: New changes to the starwars saga!

And to wrap it up. The Beastles! Some nice mashup fun for you!

TTFN

[Listening to: Son Of A Preacher Man - Aretha Franklin - (2:28)]

Come on ride the pony, get get down.

Bing Guns - pictures of the 16 inch guns of the U.S. Battleship Wisconsin being fired and making things asplode! Also check out these videos of kamikaze pilots in action

This weekend I purchased a senseo Coffee machine. I wanted something to quickly supply me a quick cup of coffee on my slightest whim. This fucking fits the bill to a T. I am in love. It sits on my computer desk now in its own special spot. Ready and waiting to pump delicious coffee directly into my cup at my fancy. Now i just need the sexy little holder for my delcious coffee pods

Haha. Funny commercial for you

Learn to be a fucking NINJA!!! YES!!!! Ninja wisom on weapons:
CROSSBOW
A Ninja won't kill people with this. He'll use it to shoot an arrow attached to a rope, then climb to where the people are, then kill them.
Here is a bonus link to a story about a ninja wailing on his guitar with his super boner to defeat the pirates.. Of course that comes from the ever wonderful realultimatepower site.

Think of a movie character. Now click this link and see if they can guess it! They got mine 4 times in a row..

I'm telling you right now, sony not opening up the UMD media for the PSP is quite possibly one of the worst decisions they could make.. I really hope for their sake they will decide to open up the format.

OH GOD! ITS THE HASSELHOFFIAN RECURSION

Attack of the giant squids!

Fuck yeah! its the advanced macking guide!!! Sample videos are a great thing!

Oh yeah! its darth tater!

Oh, and lest we forget! todays BLECH OF THE DAY

[Listening to: Neighborhood #4 (7 Kettles) - The Arcade Fire - Funeral (4:49)]

Please do not fuck this up you fucking fuckers

I swear to god i will have someones ass if they fuck up this fantastic 4 movie. I swear a blood oath on this point right now!
I mean.. ok.. they allready made a sort of fuckup because they are giving Dr. Doom powers and the same origin as the rest of the FF.. FUCK.. Victor VonDoom NEEDS NO SUPER POWERS! Next thing you know he will have fucking organic web spinners.. I hear those are all the rage..

[Listening to: Pardon Me - Incubus - Make Yourself (3:43)]

Good eye, sniper. Here I'll shoot, you run.

Been a crazy last couple days.. Up is down. Penny Arcade has revoked their game of the year award for WOW.

I have been avoiding posting because the reall shitty revamped blogger interface was getting my goat. It was bothering the fuck out of me that once my post got longer then one screen if I put a link it, it would scroll up to the top.. And you all know how much I lurve my linkies.. So now i am trying out w.bloggar and so far I am quite happy. Oh and since I am having a shit hard time getting into wow i have relinquished my soul to RE4 and named it my new master. Holy shit this game is insanly good.. Fucking good!

Check out Office Bricolage! Make weapons from common office items!

MMMMMMmm I just saw this recipe on food tv (40 dollars a day with Rachel Ray). All i can say is YUM. It makes me crave pineapple upside down cake so badly!

OOOOOO airboat racing in HalfLife 2! AWESOME! First truely multiplayer mod to come out!

Want to hack your coke machine! DO IT!

Check out this sweet zelda tatoo.. very nice! More here!

A halo RTS! should be awesome! I may have to reinstall C&C Generals for this!

Ok. I am going to call this one done here and test out the posting feature on w.bloggar
Peace out!

[Listening to: Cowboy Dan - Modest Mouse - Lonesome Crowded West (6:18)]

don't wanna be an american idiot!!!

Listening to the newest Green Day alblum.. I've had it sitting here for a few months.. Just now getting time to do a proper listen through.. So far I am definatly liking it.

Click here to see what happens when you combine a Aibo with a read dog. I mean.. not combine like making a cyborg dog.. but.. oh man.. Place in the same room with a piece of meat between them.

Someone created a nifty portal site to view those nice unsecured securtiy cams.. and you can even list them by location.. NOICE

Check out this sweet etch-a-sketch mod!!

Read about the trials and tribulations of a call girl agency.. Fun! Again people. I cannot stress enough. If you have something you want to keep secure and hidden.. Like a shift diary from a call agency... Then try a password! The site is old and defunct.. but still a heck of a read.. I wish i could find their website they keep mentioning, that would be great!

Meet the cubes. Cube farm fresh fun

Robert Cringely's 2005 tech predictions

Googles History of the usenet!

I think thats about it.. Time to go play WOW or Gary's Mod for HL2..

this is so meta

What do you do if you have too much money?

Funny Story from 2004

* i had this post all ready to upload this morning. but i dropped the ball and never hit post before work.. so the mega cool camera thing is probably old news to you all*


Scott and I found out about the GNAA back in october when they hacked the dremel tool pumpkin carver website to have a goatse pumpkin mixed in with the other ones.. GENIUS! I don't know which is better, the GNAA or the IAGSDC


At one point when the new Karaoke Revolution game came out I wanted to get it for Jamie. I called our local video game store and this is our conversation:
Me - "Hello do you have the new release 'Karaoke Revolution 2' for the PS2
Them - "One second..... Nope. We just have Karaoke Revolution 1.. Is that what you want?"
Me - "No. I am looking for Karaoke Revolution 2. The second one."
Them - "Sorry we don't carry that type of game"
At this point I gently take the phone and smash it into my forehead repeatedly..
WHAT TYPES OF GAMES DON'T THEY CARRY? SEQUELS?? WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!

My prediction to the biggest news story of the day. Unsecured webcams. More here and here is the direct google link. Post any cool ones you find in the comments for us to all share!

I had no idea that Will Smith had such disdain for normal old toilet paper..

Is it wrong how happy this makes me? Perhaps I really and just a cold bitter shell of a man..

C'mon... Be a Hostess to my Ding-Dong!

Check out this insanly in depth SNL site. Allmost everything you could possibly want to know about SNL.... Except where the fuck Tina Fey got that scar..

I just thought i should remind you guys about baiting.. some of the funniest shit ever!

Want to know what some of your favorite rockers looked like as a kid?

Landover Baptist has been some funny shit for a long long time.. Good thing they have finally exposed the super secret homosexual handshake. Be sure to pick up your "What Would Jesus Do?" Thong while your there

If your into Zombies, even a little bit, I gotta suggest you go and read this.. I started reading from about 3 weeks after it started and followed the updating to the end.. Go read.. Very good stuff..

Well.. its a short one today, but news and links have been slower then ass.. World of warcraft is down.. Nothing is happening online..
Hopefully tommorow will be a better day..

*singing* chin chin chin chin chin chin chin chin chin

Well.. Its the start of a new year and I have been jonesing to start blogging again.. I still find lots of cool shit and I am still compelled to share it. Cory's finally got his site being updated on a regular basis so I think the time is right..
Speaking of Cory, he has a list of the best video games of 2004 up on his site.. I geneerally agree with him on it, I am suprised he put HL2 above Halo2 for the best FPS. Not suprised because I think Halo 2 is better, suprised because Cory is a self admitted MS whoremonger and I have pictures to prove it! I definatly agree that HL2 is the far superior game.. About the only additions I would make to his list are:
Best "Rolling Things Up Into a Giant Ball" Game : Katamari Damacy (which is allmost my favorite overall game of 2004, right after WOW)
Best VG related purchase that suprised the fuck out of you with how good it was and it didn't even disappoint even a little bit : The Nintendo DS
Gotta give alot of love to the DS, Even though the launch titles are still slim, the fucking demo for Metroid hunters fucking blew me away.. Using the thumb pad its just like a PC FPS.. In fact its better then most FPSs that came out this last year.

I would also like to add my opinions of the top cds and movies i have enjoyed this last year
Music:
Modest Mouse - Good news for people who love bad news
Franz Ferdinand - Franz Ferdinand
Coheed and Cambria - In Keeping Secrets Of Silent Earth 3
Interpol - Antics (and listened to their first alblum for the first time and its equally as kick ass)
The Killers - Hot fuss
Honorable Mention - Beastie Boys - To the 5 burroughs, Bowling for Soup - A Hangover you don't deserve, Green Day - American Idiot, The Hives - Tyrannosaurus Hives

Movies:
Napoleon Dynamite - best fucking movie of the year, Bar NONE. Been a long time since a movie has affected me like this one has.. I fucking quote it non-stop.
Shaun of the dead - exactly what the dawn of the dead reamake should have been
Spiderman 2 - like I had a choice here
Hellboy - Possibly better then spidey2
The Trailer for Sin City - Honestly. Between the two trailers (one two) for this movie, they are better then 90% of the dreck that came out this last year. Fucking Robert Rodriguez believes in these movies so much that he has resigned from the directors guild of america to make these the way that he wants to make them. If you have not yet read the Sin City Comics then GO GET THEM NOW. Frank Miller is a fucking god in the comic industry and you cannot call yourself a fan of comics without haveing read the sin city books. Amazon has some examples of his art from sin city up that you can check out for comparison. In fact it seems to be a decent chunk of Marv's story. Also check out the IMDB page for it for some interesting information about it.

Oh and on the HL2 tip, download and install this mod right fucking away! Cory you will seriously shit yourself if your allready impressed with the physics of HL2. And it gives you the ablity to pose the chars from the game making humpy humpy if you so please. Check out some screenshots here! For example check out how fucking pimp this is..

Ooooo Talk of a Tenacious D Movie? YAY!

Since I feel Katamari Damacy was one of the best games of the last year. I am very excited about this.. More pictures here

Cellphone Privacy booths! AWESOME!

Ok.. thats basically it for right now.. Lets see how long I can keep it up this time..
Cheers and Happy new year!!!

*edit* comments should be enabled now..

Get busy child

There will be no link descriptions in this post. Oh god the Links Abound! So much Linkage!

Blech of the day And Another Man, I really should save these up.

HAHA guess who my two favorite people are? This link is for them! Seriously! Consider it!!

Hope you enjoy the linkies!

Squeezing off a quick one

Sweet Time waster

Rolling a Car

BLECH OF THE DAY

I'm gonna whip you silly and I'm gonna fuck you stupid.

Way of the gun has such fucking great dialog. I love that movie.

I was wondering today where fruit flies come from.. are they allways on our fruit and we eat them with our fruit or what? Luckily the straight dope is here to help

Ever wonder what some possible titles to your favorite one hit wonder songs could be?

Here is a cool little CAstlevania flash game for you.

Buck Truck the rapping trucker Need I say more?

Grayson. Dick Grayson. FUCK YEAH! This is allmost better then batman: dead end

What is this crazy mystery animal? Weird

Why dear lord is anitfreeze so yummy?!

More then you could ever want to know about bottle water

Take one fancy pants italin food expert and one wine and spirits expert. Insert them into a non fancy pants "restuarant" like The Olive Garden and hilarity ensues

Make yourself a GIANT keyboard

MMMMMMM watermelons. Square and Pyramid style!

Todays BLECH OF THE DAY

well.. its work time. Enjoy

Like a moth to the flame

Whats up my tender lumplings?
Last week was pretty lame for me, I had to reformat and reinstall windows about 203897213918209i9sas90802 times. But now everything seems pretty stable and good to go.
On the up side I have been hoarding links through the week so this should be a long ass post.

Lets start off with a little art... MADE OUT OF CHEWED GUM!

Next I have a couple of sweet games for you to waste your time with, First a simple yet addictive little game, Next Megaman Vs. Ghosts and Goblins

Click on "bobby yang erupts. See the video" on the bottom right to see some bomb ass van halen played on a fucking violin

Oh yes my friends. Its geek Bling

Hmmmm.. This is making me think about replaceing my cable modem with this service.

spamusement - comics based on spam subject lines.

I still think the interrobang is the greatest punctuation EVER!!!

Hanzo Steel. Remixes from kill bill

A.W.O.L. - Alcohol With Out Liquid™

Here is a very good article about Alton Brown. A true god amongst men.

Good lord this is the biggets rabbit EVER

Play 20 questions with a computer!

I posted about the computer in the motorcycle. Well Check this out scott.

And to wrap it all up, todays BLECH OF THE DAY
And here is a bonus BLECH OF THE DAY to make up for all the ones I have missed lately

Well. The post wasn't quite as long as I would have liked it to be, but I gotta wrap it up before work.

Dear Internet,

How are you today?

The way I started this post reminded me of the website "Love letters to the internet". That site has long been one of my favorite favorite favorite things ever on the internet. Its soooo fucking great.

Holy crap! this is the most efficient living space ever. Its crazy!

I don't remember if I have ever linked to this site that lists all of the crazy ass shit that you can dig up on google. Fear your privacy!

If you are going to have a band, you have to name it right! This page will help. I still think that some of the japanese band names are crazier though! Would you like bonus links with that?

Scott sent me this link a few days ago and I figured its only fair that I share it with you all. All like.. three or four of you so far at least.

Perhaps you would like some old school game level backgrounds for your computer! Drop a link to any site with good video game backgrounds in the comments if you have any!

I would love to work at Huh? I think it would be the greatest corporation to work at.. maybe..

If you haven't seen the fucking awesome mario brothers theme played on a guitar guy, then check him out, There was also another version with some kid playing it on a piano, but this is even better, The mario theme, on a piano, blindfolded. Bonus link for speedruns via bittorrent

Test your drunken walking skills here!

YAY! lighter tricks (previously Zippo Tricks) has had its US block lifted so once again you can go check out all the crazy ass lighter tricks there

Check this out if you are into military shit.. Pretty sweet MI-24 custom painted helicopters.

Do punk rockers cry? Oh yes.. but more improtantly, do goths have dumb pets? OHHH YESS

Celebrities: PLEASE STOP NAMING YOUR KIDS DUMB NAMES! Your starting a trend. I'm talking to you Jason Lee.

Scroll down just a little on this page and see the fucking awesome origami FAMICOM

A little something something for you family guy fans.

Sooper doods UNITE!

This is as close to a BLECH OF THE DAY as I could find for this post.. Better luck next time!

MMMMM mmmm good

I love wario ware inc mega mini games. Its addictive and insane. And it appears that the kind of gaming style it uses is catching on!

Rather reek havoc in real life instead of in a game? Then build your own PVC flame thrower!

Mario and Zelda Big Band. BAD ASS

Is it a toaster oven? HELL NO BEYOTCH! Its a PVR!

Help Hulk Hogan, Fatass He-man, and Mr. T bring down bush and fight the power!

Toyko People Packer! I think that would be a great name for a band

Dial a number and be transported to another place

Here is a leaked potential script, and some footage from the next spidermand movie.

Ever get really tired of doing your day to day bullshit? Why not just throw together a golem to do your shit for you

I know alot of you have probably considered signing up for this DVD rewinding service, but save your money! You can now buy a dedicated DVD rewinder for your home!

Ask the Tech Girl, a hot techy sexy babe answers your questions

Ever wonder how tape is made? Well, here is how!

How much do you know about spiderman? I got one wrong on this, some of them are quite hard...

Check out some of these awesome pencilmations, Some are very very very cool

Want to know about every spiderman villian EVER! then make with the clicky

Cooking with google, This is fucking awesome, I can't believe I have never seen this before.

Ok.. well I guess i am gonna go find a good nethack client and mess around with it, I have been forcing myself to try to play warcraft3 for the last three days and I have decided beyond a shadow of a doubt IT FUCKING BLOWS

Early in the morning, rising to my feet

Holy shit. Evil Dead the musical was one of the best fucking things I have EVER seen in my entire life. I fucking cried because I was laughing so hard. Seriously, If they have another run next year it is sooo worth the drive to toronto. Plus its a pretty nice city, I wish Nate and I would have had more time to explore the city, There was a pretty sweet Comic book shop next door to the theater, and Honest Eds was right down a block or two! (scroll down and look at the pictures, the place was CRAZY). Then we went and had Thai for supper before the show. While waiting for the show we were encouraged by the people going to seat us to try a nice canadian beer while we waited for the doors to open. We were seated in the fourth row, right behind the blood seats!
After the show we found our way out of city and started home, No trip would be complete without a stop at Canadian Tire, and buying some Aero Bars We got home at about 5am and all in all it was a awesome trip, allthough I was not able to acquire any Poutine

Since its monday and some of you don't have this week off. I will give you this little time waster, I have been playing it for about the last 30 minutes or so and its quite fun. You can also play this fun game, and see if you can answer "what is it?"

Poutine is just one of the many wonderful foods featured on this website.

I think I have posted some infiltration websites before, but there is allmost allways something good on them. There is a infiltration of the theatre that we went to to see the musical.

I don't quite know what to think about the new Spy Vs. Spy Mt. Dew commercials yet.. I have allways been a big Spy Vs. Spy fan, I've read mad magazine forever, and I even used to play their videogame all the time.

Well.. I am gonna go watch spiderman with my mom since she hasn't seen the first one yet, and I figure she has to see it before we see the new one on tuesday.. I really hope its good. Hellboy has upped my expectations for comic book movies even further.

Open up your mind and let the sun shine in.

Mindgame, a 2d/3d animated movie from one of the animation houses that worked on the animatrix. Seriously, I hope this gets a proper english dub because it looks like one of the best animated things I have EVER seen. Its fucking CRAZY. At times it kinda reminds me of foolycooly, Which I loved.

Scott. I am exicted to see your new bike, Does it look like this? Does it run Linux?

Here you can read about how the discovery of beer created civilization as we know it!

Heatvision and Jack! the greatest pilot show you have never seen. Its got owen wilson, jack black, and Ben Stiller. Jack Black Plays Jack, the worlds smartest man, Owen Wilson plays Heatvision, Jacks unemployed roommate whos intelligence has been put into a talking motorcycle! As great as it sounds my friends!

Do you know the difference between shit and shinola?

The power pizza! Laptop protection on the cheap!

This link is for Nathan. Lots of videos of drummers doing their thing.

Mmmmmm weird food.. ymmmmm

ugh.. welll.. I better get to sleep. I have a dr. appointment at 8.30 in the morning, then a seven hour drive to toronto to see EVIL MOTHERFUCKING DEAD THE MUSICAL!!! RAHHHHHH FUCK YEAH!!!
The greatest case mod of all time!

This is about as close as I could find for the blech of the day! Enjoy!

My pet thrashes the most!

Check out HATE BEAK and Caninus!

Ron Burgundy likes a little afternoon delight.

I have been reading this site for a couple months now. I really really dig it. If you like zombies its fucking awesome. There is plenty to read through in the journal.

Also.. check out the Kingdom of Loathing for some browser-rific rpging. Its fun to bash Knob Goblins!

Download or buy and listen to the new modest mouse alblum. ALOT! its fucking fantastic. I am soooo into it,..

Ugh.. well I gotta go get ready for werk and crap.. Vacation next week! Whee!

Guess what?

I'm back bitches!

Scott told me the other day that he still reads my archives. Well, until my old host went down he did, and I have been finding a lot of crazy stuff lately.. So I guess its time to open the doors of linky goodness.

Gmail is the buzz right now, but screw that! Get this kickass free email instead!

Good lord, I just about shat myself laughing at these edited spiderman comics. Keep hitting refresh to see more! This reminds me of those edited Dilbert comics from some time ago.... Here comes the cock boat!

Here are some pretty sweet small starwars games to distract you.

Check out some awesome ass clocks!

This guy is pretty cool, making a entire band of robots and then fronting it and touring.. Pretty cool in a noise metal kinda way..

This is quite a funny video, I rather enjoyed it.

And to bring this whole fiasco to a end for this post, your blech of the day

.....

I take it back..
This is the blech of the day!


Well, that's it for now, bedtime for me after I play a little COH and a little Psi-ops. Night night.

End of the road

ASdf.

I'm through.

I've been trying to write this post for a week or so.. mulling it over in my head.. and now that I am sitting down to actually write it.. Its just too hard.

I don't even know what all to say. The site is obviously dead.. I don't browse the interweb like I did back in the day. And even then.. I just don't get excited about shit like I did then either.. I guess mainly because I just don't really have anyone to share it with like I used to.. I just popped it open tonight to go look for something in the archives, and I saw the smacktards comment on the top post, and figured it was time to get this written. Maybe by shutting the book on this site, I can close out the chapter of my life that this was in some way the heart of.

I started this site back on October 19th of 2000. Just was a way of sharing the crazy shit that I was finding every day with my friends and coworkers in tech support. So much has changed in three years. I've gotten married, had our first kid, and (I like to hope) maybe even grown up a little bit through it all. But even though I have everything I have ever wanted in my life with my loving wife and son. Part of me feels empty and black. I used to have the most fucking awesome friends in the world. Back before I left tech support (a decision I don't think I will ever forgive myself for) my friends were really the focal point of my life. I worked with most of them every day, and hung out constantly with them. The memories I have of the times I spent with them are ones that I will never forget, or I guess forgive myself for ending either. I remember what seemed like countless hours playing video games, driving around, or just goofing around. I don't regret getting married or starting a family.. Jamie is my best friend and my heart. But its very often that I think, "man.. Cory would have really gotten that joke." or, "Geeze.. Scott would apperciate these legos more then anyone else in the world", or "Man, Joel sure was a crack-head unlike any other, good lord he could make me laugh". I don't have anyone to drive around with at 2 in the morning when I can't sleep and get milkshakes with and goof off of, or just to play midtown madness with for hours on end.

Now.. I said "used to have". I guess I still do in one sense. I would still go to the ends of the earth if one of them called out of the blue and told me they needed me. I would drop everything for any one of them and do anything they could want. But.. I don't know.. I don't know if its something that I've done and not realised it.. or what..

I guess as far as I am concerned this is my last post on this website in its current form. Who knows what I will do with it... I will definately leave it up. We'll allways have the archives. And it some small condolence to know that for at least awhile I was the number one search on google for free jetsons porn, and naked pictures of the olsen twins. I even met some pretty cool people from other places throughout it all. But this is it.. the end.. I am tired. I worked my entire sunday today for some nice overtime at work, and I couldn't sleep after I got home at midnight. I hope I got everything out in a somewhat readable manner, so that I can feel somewhat done with feeling what I have been feeling as of late. I just hope getting it all out and written will let me get over everything... To everyone, Thank you for all the great times, I wouldn't trade them for the world. I hope maybe someday there may even be some more.

Important tech news

Learn how to defraggle your harddrive.

MMORPGs

Is dark ages of camelot still the MMORPG of choice out there? Or is there something better? I have been really jonesing for some awesome MMORPG action like I used to have with cory in EQ. And the free game Pristontales just isn't doing it any more..

In Tomb Raider people ACTUALLY FLY

I know its hard to wrap your minds around this concept. But its for real. I have watched this movie and I was amazed. People ACTUALLY FLY! I have never seen this kind of thing done before in a movie. It fucking blows my mind to shit..

Just a couple updates. I started work at a factory today, its my first factory job, but its a very nice and clean factory and the work is easy as shit, and the benefits and pay are awesome. Jamie works at the same factory and on the same shift, so getting there and getting motivated to get there is easy....

I am uploading some pictures of my son so any of you that know me and are interested in seeing him can. Those of you that don't know me, probably don't give a shit.. But judgeing from the two hits a day I get, I bet if you don't care, your not still coming here..

Some flash fun for you all

Kikkoman!!

Holy shit


Bubba Ho-tep is going to be the best fucking movie ever. I know I have been saying this for over a year or more now, but it finally has a distribution deal. Good lord its going to fucking rock all of our collective asses

More movie goodness
The Rundown looks like it is going to kick a shitload of ass too. It also proves that the rock has tiny nuts and screams like a girl. I've supported the tiny nuts theory since that time that he was wrestling Chris Benoit and his balls fell out of his shorts in the middle of a suplex.
The only bad part about this movie is that I saw him giving the fucking ROCK BOTTOM in the trailer. I know that move would kill a untrained professional!

Yet another movie you can watch at work

The Matrix in ASCII

Oh man

I found this video a really really really long time ago and watched it and said what the fuck. Watch it again and have your mind blown away

IFILM - Sunday's Game

Listen to movies while you work!

Wheee
Lab360.com :: The Digital Laboratory of Axis360.com
I'm just messing with the new blogger feature built into the new google toolbar.

Neverwinter nights

I know back when I worked in tech we were all waiting for it to come out. Its been out for awhile now and I have been playing the expansion Shadows of undentide quite a bit lately and its fucking awesome.
Anyone interested in maybe playing some online or something?

Something wonderful

If you only download one video this summer. Make it matrix ping-pong.

This is the coolest shit ever. Everyone needs to see this.

Ugh

Its been insanely busy lately. My son was born on april 26th at 2:47 in the afternoon. Even though he was a month early he is very very healthy and has a huge head of hair with cowlicks all over it just like me.

We should celebrate with a huge bowl of Mr Brain's faggots. YUM. Thank god for the british. Between this spotted dick, and crop circle cereal you have a well balanced breakfast.

I can see Mankato, MI being the hot vacation spot this summer. What with the underwater city, crazy pyramids, and alien silver disks and all...

I would like you all to click on the BLECH OF THE YEAR

HOLY POOP! Here is the chance of a lifetime!

Its true. Tommy Chong MAY have sold drug accessories. But not to minors!

This is mega sweet. Its the text only version of wheres waldo!!!

I thought this was quite a funny commercial.. We never get good comercials like this over here.

Oh yes my friends. Its Vampire Lesbian Kickboxers. THE MOVIE!

Suddenly even the timecube makes perfect sense.

The word on the street

Is that cory has found that the matrix is actually good stuff.. So for him I post this super secret sneek peek at the opening on the matrix reloaded.

lets trade!

Scott gave me this link last night
I feel its only right for me to give him this link

Ooopsie.. Wrong link (hahaha blech of the day on that last one by the way).. try this one for some more really great porn clerk stories.

Oh.. and heres some furry music for you guys!

This is for scott

Here is todays blech of the day

If anyone would be into setting up a time to play some D&D or a Shadowrun game over the internet please drop a comment or a email..

Steal this post

Forget skateboards. Freestyle wheelbarrow baby! Possibly even better then fucking Heelys

I'm all about DIY. DIY rocks. You never fucking do it yourself for a fucking sex toy..

I like sweet tea as much as the next guy.. but this is a bit silly...

I've played a little battlefield 1942 and I was pretty impressed by the gameplay, but I had no idea some new cool gamer lingo was coming out of it. Combine it with old propraganda posters and you have comedy! smacktard

This is one of the wackiest conspiracy theories I have ever read..

I think its really awesome that the Canadian government has such high standards on ``group ejaculation'' and ``bootlicking''

well thats it for this one kiddies.. time to go job searching..

I still maintain what I said about waterworld in the last posts comments. So get off my kool-aid motherfuckers

Oooooooooooooo X-E just did a awesome review of presto Magix. Quite possibly one of the coolest 80's toys that I forgot about. Fuck you scott. I do remember them..

Dear whoever the fuck found my site searching for this. Fuck off. But I would imagine basically its two pieces of bread (white) with a liberal amount of shit spread between. Perhaps a smattering of your favorite condiment would help enhance the flavor. I wouldn't suggest peanut butter as that would only make the whole ordeal more stick the the roof or your mouthier (is that even a word, mouthier?). Perhaps for the consumate gourmet you should try eating about three pounds of lunch meat the day before you plan to make shit sandwhichs for you and your guests and then complete the sandwhich with some nice watercrest and mayonaise. For a nice alternative you could try a piece of cheese in the sandwhich and try toasting it for a shit sandwhich melt. Please don't post any success stories shit sandwich breath.

I fixed the archives. So feel free to check out some of the awesome oldness.

Ugh.. Its like 6 in the morning. I;ve been up since 2 fucking AM for some damn reason, and I can;t get back to sleep and its really pissing me off.. ugh..

Ok.. Now its 4 in the afternoon the next day and I am forgeing on with this post..

This was a very very creepy read. Especially if you are even a little bit clastrophobic. Much in the vein of my son peter. Do you rememer that site scott?? I kept myself awake many a creep'd out night reading this kind of shit..

I got the archives all fixed up.. I don't know if I said that allreayd or not.. but they are fixed and all is veiwable again..

Thanks scott. I had finally gotten the fuckign hot or not craze out of my head.. and then you send me this. Is my Blog HOT or NOT? I even signed up.. I hope my blog is hot..


This is pretty sweet.. I recently saw a system that looked like a nintendo64 controller with what looked like a IR port on the top if it and AV plugs and a AC plug. Well you hooked it up to your AV jacks on your TV and it played like 100 and some odd NES games and the IR port thingy was actually a lightgun to play duck hunt and hogans heros.. I wish I had a link for this because it was actually quite sweet, and a second controller hooked into the first to play two player games..

Would you like three reasons why some people should never be allowed to make flash movies?
one
two
three
there are actually 3 more in the series, but my eyes started bleeding after the first three and my head exploded.. Just change the number in the URL if you want more..Now to make up for that crap. I am going to link one of my favorite flash thingies. Please post in the comments With other wonderful flash thingies for me to enjoy. If anyone remembers the crazy one with the russian techno rap song and the end of the world and stuff.. drop a link to that because it would make be very happy
Lobster Magnet

Oooooooooooo Soft Cell phones. They kinda look like maxi-pads for robots though..ugh..

There are some pretty decent jokes here if you don't mind wadeing through some crap. Commonly misunderstood computer terms. Also check out the much funnier Hollywood films Vis Internet Subtitles. What if chat lusers and haxors did the subtites for our movies.. And of course. I had to come across furry while check it out..

Well this turned out to be quite a long post. So I am going to pinch this loaf off now and send it up for yous all to read. Enjoy and please linky link some flash goodness for me. Scott at very least I expect pusher robot linkage!

Would you like to making fuck. Berzerker!

Holy sweet ass. Ford is making a real life Tonka Truck.

Here is another good site for all your war blog news needs.

Fuck yeah. Its alllllll about Balki!

I ran across this and got thinking about the last time scott was up and he ranted about chemtrails.. wheeeeeeee

Pick up the phone booth and die. Most likely the best text adventure I have ever played..

Holy shit fuck

Theres a war going on.
But fear not. Mother fucking Optimus Prime is in the HIZZOUSE!!!!!

But.. Hey. If we lost, whats the worst that could happen?

This is a pretty decent site to check for news. The guy is browsing everything thing he can, and then condensing it all for us..

Oh yeah. You know "Get your war on" will be there for us in the coming months. Oh yes.
The one about the fucking freedom fries is dead on.

Its a bit of a relief that the war is now officially more popular then britney spears!

OK.. well thats all my dial up rattled brain will allow me to view. So.. until later.. Enjoy the links

asdf

blah

I'm trying to get my computer online. Windows XP. when i go to set up the connection the choice to use a modem is grayed out, the only option is to use a local area network.

Any of the tech support homies have any ideas on how to fix this?

Dial up blows

Blah

You know. I haven't really heard much about the segway since all the hoopla went on back in the day. But tonight I stumbled across this page where a guy is documenting his experience with his HT

wah! This is pretty nuts. Very cool though.. Check it out.. I guess..

Heres some valentines urban legends for you to enjoy via snopes.com

Having lived in a very very very snowy part of the country most of my life, I find it odd that I've never heard of snow rollers before..


Oh Yeah! "Operation: Whatever the fuck crazy-ass nate they come up with for the Iraq war" Is in the house! I still say that Get Your War On is one of the most humorous and original satires on the entire fucking internet...

Just browsing I came across this site and they have a review of one of the best and hardest to locate around here sodas in the world. Jones Bubblegum Soda! And if your ever interested in checking out some of the best soda I have ever tasted in my life get yourself a case of jones rootbeer at their site.. It blows barqs away!

This is the coolest fucking cd player ever! I fucking mean it, its insanely sweet!

Hello, My name is Scott. Well, mine isn't.. but this guy who has been wearing a name tag for the last 835 days is..

Well.. I guess thats it for now.. Not quite anywhere near my old calibur.. but...

You can have it all. My empire of dirt. I will let you down. I will make you hurt.

God. Its been forever since I did this. I hope its more like riding a bike then doing astrophysics. Cause lord knows I am shit at both.

Lets see. First link of all I have to show you guys two musical things I have been addicted to for the past few days. Both are directed by the same guy, but hes not what really draws me to them. The first is a cover of the NIN song "hurt" (which has allways been one of my favorite songs. But this isn't just any cover. Its by Johnny Cash. And its bad ass. Every time I hear it, it kills me softly. I've been listening to alot of dark and brooding music lately which is very fitting to where I am life wise. And when I hear this song done in Johnny Cash's style, With his voice, a voice that you can tell has been through so much. Its hard to listen to, but at the same time I can't stop.
The next is a way more upbeat song. Its "can't stop" by the Red Hot Chilli Peppers. This song to me really hits the few good points of my life. It reminds me of why I should keep going every day. And the video is fucking incredible. I really don't know what exactly it is about the video, but I really really dig it.

So lets see. My life right now. I'm still doing the ebay thing. I pretty much live at work. I don't mean it in a metaphorical "ha-ha, gee I work alot" way. I stay in toledo all week and go without seeing my wife and our child as it swells her stomach. The two days a week I get to spend with her just make me want to fucking die when I have to say my goodbyes come monday morning. And I don't fucking have anyone in the entire fucking world to talk to about this shit. Its between fucking getting this shit out here, or fucking dumping on someone I don't know at the post office which I must say is the pinnacle of my social interaction. I work, sleep and don't do anything fucking else the entire week except play a few hours of video games here and there and think about how fucking much I miss my wife and how badly I allready love my kid and its not even here yet. And thats about the only thing keeping me going right now. The only fucking thing comforting me and keeping me from going over the edge.

Last weekend I came home and couldn't believe how much girls belly had gotten bigger and it fucking kills me that I'm not there for this. That I can't be there. I keep wondering why my life is like this. What the hell I did for this hell. And I fucking pray constantly that its not allways going to be like this. I never fucking meant it to be like this.. I wish I could think of one thing in the world thats better by my being here. because I think about that alot. And I can't fucking nail it down. As far as I can tell I'm pretty much just fucking wasting air.

well.. fuck.. thats certainly not the direction I meant for this to take. I feel in everyones debt now for putting up with my bullshit, so the least I can do is kick out a decent post after all the fucking shit.

I suggest that noone clicks on this link. But wait. It gets worse. Click here. Oh god. You had to know the furry was coming. Well.. I guess its kinda like furry.. yet.. More disturbing.

This site reminds me of that wacky guy who took pictures of his rabbit with pancakes. I don't know what the fuck that was about, nor do I ask what this is about. But.. Weird none the less. (Is it none the less or none-the-less?)

I got disturbed the other day. I was just working. And I remember the website about bob the anal fissure for no reason what so ever. I hate that my mind does that shit to me. How ever it did prompt me to send Nate to goatse.cx which is allways good for a laugh when you do that to someone thats not expecting it.. On a side note. The site I just linked isn't the same one that I went to the other day. It has the added feature of pictures and also of being one of the cooler websites I have been going to forever and have never plugged.. The Olestra prank is great too!

The Mouth Cam is one of the most bizzare things I have seen lately. Though I have been seeing many less bizzare things as of late...

Man.. I intended this post to be much longer, but I just don't have it in me. I am going home for the weekend.

No my friend

This is the best game ever.
Ever.

Oh god I am so fucking addicted.

Well, thats three of us.....

now that i know there are still people here, i may as well post something.

how bout if i play captain obvious and post a link to what will become the greatest videogame to ever grace anyone's computer screen!

discuss it amongst yourselves.....

Knock! Knock!

Hello?

Is anyone here?

It makes me sad

This makes me sad. Really Really sad.

Merry two days after christmas

Things have been kind of hectic. Tons of running around for christmas and all that. I finally have a new computer, Now I just need to build up the funds to get the internet turned back on.
Now that I finally have a really nice computer that kicks ass I need some games. If any of you knows anyplace that I can download games from (iso would be nice) quickly please let me know. I have my computer at my brother in laws for the next day or so and I would like to grab some games before I go home and back to no internet. I need some sweet games to tide me over. Please email me if you know anywhere I can get some from fast.

Hopefully as soon as I get some internet posting will return to normal for once.

Your ass is playdoh and I'm the fun factory!

Hey boys and girls.. I think everything that could have gone wrong has since I've last posted (Slightly over a month ago). I left my post at movie gallery. My computer has shit the bed (Harddrive died and screeches now). Life is poop. But.. Life is good too. Girl and I go for our ultrasound this friday so we will find out if its going to be a Jon Jr. Or a Jonina. So with no computer I have nothing cool to post. I'm actually posting from work which is helping my brother in law at his business selling games on ebay. So howc an you help me out you ask? Well. I've tried tons of things, the whole donate a dollar thing never panned out, blah blah you know how I allways beg for money.. Well this time its kind of better. Go buy stuff from us. We have games for all the major systems, and you can email us for stuff that we don't have and we can just cut ebay out completely. If you buy games through us instead of at the store or whatever then I make a little money and I can get my life in something resembling order and get my computer fixed. So please, if you play any video games buy them through us and help me out. We also have systems for sale, and everything we sell is brand new, in its factory seal. Use buy-it-now to get free shipping too.. joy!

I'll update more as I can..

-jon-

What I hate about life

I hate how that no matter what time it is, I can be flipping through the channels.. and the fucking Anna Nicole Smith freakfest is on.. and no matter what else is on.. no matter what piece of cinamatic brilliance i was watching. I can't fucking help but watch the trainwreck on my screne of Anna Nicole and fucking beat myself over the head with a board..
argh.. I fucking hate it..

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Bling Bling

YAY!! sandart!!

This is the greatest liscense plate EVER!!!

Whoops.. sorry mam.. I didn't mean to leave that spong in your rotten stomach....sorry..

Is this the most violent film ever?? They compare it to 'Crash' which was totally fucked up.. I dunno.. 'Vulgar's clown rape scene was fucked up enough for me..

a former White House chief of staff and an international investigative journalist want to know what the Pentagon knows about UFOs..and so do I dammit..


This is the best 404 page EVER...

ok.. i fixed the problem with the site..
I am trying a new method of posting.. let me know how you like it..

I bet I have a 56k penis...

someone HAS to buy me a BUN BUN mosquito alarm clock for mother fucking christmas!!!

ahhhhhnold likes YOSH!! Watch this and be disturbed... Holy shit! it gets worse.. Yosh turns him into a super hero!!.. this actually gets more and more bizaar.. it appears that this stuff isn't yosh... but it turns arnold small... what the fuck.. is this wonderland?

Rockwells 'someone is watching me'.. possibly a better halloween song than thriller?

Some mother fucking christmas cheer!

asdf my site is all messed up.. cause i'm a hippy and use absolute paaaaaaathhhhhhhhhhsssssssssssss blaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Hi! I'm Sally, and I'm Johnny, and black people love us!!!

say it one more time.. say you love me..

Nothing adds more flavor to more foods then the classic taste of FRECH'S Classic Yellow Mustard.

I couldn't think of a decent title for this post so I just copied some stuff off the back of this bottle of mustard that is sitting on my desk..

Check out this list of everything bart simpson has ever written on the blackboard..

Since I just started getting to watch TV again I recently have been seeing these new apple commercials, so I don't know how long they have been showing or if I should be suprised that the hotty stoner has her own fan site...
Also cause I like to rip on macs, here is a funny parody ad..


Scott.. You are going to fucking love this..

I think everyone needs cool 80s t-shirts like this kick ass Mr T one...


Learn to throw cards like a mofo and kills people with the ace of spades...

Well.. I gotta go make a run.. Hopefully I will be able to do a long post tommorow cause I have the day off on account of my getting double root canals...
FUN!!!

Howdy Ho Neighbors!!!

Guess who got their internet turned back on!!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Thats right kiddies! Its me!!!

I haven't been able to post the last couple days since I got everything hooked back up because girl has been very very very veyr sick and I have been putting all of my time and energy into helping her.. but.. i digress, most importantly I'm back.. and I got to say its good to be hooked up to the outside world.. I turn on the TV and Conan O'Brien is on Comedy central.. which is pretty cool.. I see a new guy hosting beat the geeks, and its all so new to me..

Ahhh well.. As you guys know I have a child on the way.. and most of you have been here through my whining and begging for money stages.. even though it really never paid off except for a few kind people.. Even when I was just asking for a buck a piece to make it worth my time that i was pouring into the site.. Well.. Now I with the kid on the way and the money situation being absolute shit now that I am only working part time.. I am resorting to hawking cool shit off on ebay.. Check out these listing for what I have up there right now, I'm selling it through girls brother and expect to see alot more newer stuff up there including PS2, Xbox, and gamecube games... so instead of asking for all of my good readers to just give me money.. how about you buy some of my stuff... But like I said.. keep checking it cause we will be putting new stuff on there daily..

but.. I have tommorow off.. so expect to see a long post tommorow boys and girls.. for now I have to get going to work