10.26.2001

Travolta's Head and M$'s Lunacy

This post I would like to discuss 2 things.

First let me state that like Satan, I HATE John Travolta. But this has nothing to do with how much I loath him.

JOHN TRAVOLTA'S HEAD IS GROWING AT AN EXTREME RATE !!!

As you can see below (image 1), his head is getting very large. His head on the left is from the Saturday Night Fever - this was about 1977. John was 23 years old at that time. His head on the left is circa 1998, his age was 44.

Now both of theses heads are from slightly different angles (the left his chin is down, the right the chin is more level with the camera) but as you can see from the red lines that the eye size and distances are the same, so we can use this as a basis for comparison. Also before editing the heads for clarity (ie: cutting them out of their original pictures, the one on the left showed a small portion of his right ear lobe). Now the best path comparison I could come up with was earlobe to earlobe. In both pictures (prior to cropping) both of his right ear lobes were exposed at the same percentage and as you can see the size of his left ear is the same. So as you can see in about 21 years his head as severely enlarged. Granted these images are somewhat crude, but this was the best of the media I could find. For further study, I suggest renting Urban Cowboy or Saturday Night Fever and then renting Primary Colors or Michael and the head increase will not only be apparent, but striking and somewhat unsettling. This image also disproves the "he got a little fat" theory, because even if you get fat, that doesn't make your ears spread farther apart from their original origin.




Image 1: Head size comparison



During my research I also found this picture below (image 2). This image is from the movie "Face-Off" and is obviously snapped by someone on the set before filming where John was having a very bad head pain during one of his head's growth spurts. Nicholas Cage is on his back trying to keep his head from expanding further, but if you have seen Swordfish, you can tell his effort was futile.




Image 2:  Head Growth Spurt on the set of "Face-Off"


And as my last bit of evidence I submit this cover picture of Rolling Stone (image 3). Now as you all know, Rolling Stone's magazine is quite wide. Wider than many normal magazine sizes. I contacted Rolling Stone's Managing Editor Robert Love, he confided in me that the picture of Travolta's head on this issue was actually life-size. To compare his head size to yours, go to your local library and pick up this Rolling Stone to compare.




Image 3:  Rolling Stone Cover



Now for some crazy shit I found on some Microsoft's websites.

From Microsoft's Visio 2002 (XP) Comparison Site

Visio Standard

Diagramming solutions that help business professionals—project managers,
marketers and salespeople, HR personnel, administrative staff—visualize and
share information they work with every day.  $199


Visio Professional

Tools to help technical professionals—IT specialists, developers, and
engineers—visualize existing ideas, information, and systems, and prototype
new ones.  $499



So from these descriptions, it would seem that if you want to "visualize existing ideas" you need the Professional version. Visio Standard doesn't appear to be compliant with any of your existing ideas only the ones you have after you buy Visio Standard. If you want Visio 2002 to work with your older ideas, you will need the Professional version for $300 more.

From Microsoft's PressPass website on WindowsXP and Privacy

Product Activation has already been cracked, or at least it will be cracked
very quickly, and therefore is of no anti-piracy benefit.


Actually, Product Activation has yet to be cracked. The so-called "crack"
now being passed around the Internet contains a set of instructions for
setting a registry key that disables activation. Microsoft made the existence
of this registry key public to its technical beta testers back in early
February telling them where it was and how to set it to disable activation,
and included it as a testing tool.

Still, the intellectual property protection arena is a cat-and-mouse game.
All intellectual property protection technologies will be cracked at some
point — it’s just a matter of time.
The measure of success is not
completely stopping software piracy, which is probably an unattainable goal.
Success is more likely to be measured in increased awareness of the terms of
the license agreement and increased license compliance.

If cracking protection is "just a matter of time" why in the hell would you do something that is going to bug the hell out of Customers and be totally non-existent to pirates ? I also like their arrogance about the "crack" that is out now. Let me let you in on a little secret Microsoft, that is just one of many that is out. And you releasing your version to external BETA testers was retarded. Let's call a spade a spade Microsoft, the Authentication stuff is dumb and pointless (you say so yourself) and the "crack" that is out from your release was a major fuck-up by you, as it should have never been sent to public testers.

And for some general link fun, check out the Web's WayBack Machine. They have been archiving snapshots of just about every website out there for a couple of years and you can watch the site's progression thru time. Its way cool.

10.25.2001

You drive me crazy with that Boogie oogie oogie oogie oogie oogie oogie oogie

So I'm gonna keep doing the site.. And your going to keep reading it.. So do me and you both a favor and tell a friend that doesn't come here to come here and enjoy the goodness.. If you have a website feel free to email me to exchange links or banners or whatever...

You know that funny little guy that runs lockergnome.com and is now on techTV? Well.. Lockergnome is still cool and he is still on techTV.. Uhhh yeah.. I don't know where I was going with that.. but heres a link.. so just never mind..

Do you use AOLIm?? If so go get some nasty icons for your bad self...

Woah.. Scientists have finally gotten braincells and silicon to work together.. are we getting closer to wetwear????

In celebration?? of the upcoming comedy central roast of the great Hef I found this interview with him.. Pretty cool read..

Mezzo.com is the new greatest web portal in the world...

If you are going to carve a pumpkin this year do it shotgun style!

Ok.. So you allready have your pimphat.. How about a pimp computer case?

Here are some cool printable paper airplanes for you to goof off at work with..

"We made out in a tree and this old guy watched us" is THE place on the internet to find weird out of context quotes.. And here is how the site got hits URL...

Ferret Legging is quite possibly one of the best sports ever!!! I think it should be in the olympics!!!!!!!!

This is a terribly kick ass java game.. IT RULES!!

Have you gotten your halloween all planned out yet?? Well halloween online may be able to help if not...

I saw a commercial for BIO BUGS last night and they look fucking cool.. They will hunt out each other and kill other species!!!

Oh god.. I also saw the new Tenacious D video for wonder boy last night!!! IT ROCKS!!!!!! You can check out the video here

Bush orders CIA to kill Osama Bin Laden

Miss cleo just called someone "sweetness". I know cory will find the humor in that!

My friends.. the 8th wonder of the world.. Tampon henge

Computer programmer of international terrorist?

Ever wonder if your favorite hollywood type was a scientolgist?? well. find out now...

I bet they found some weird stuff like this in the duplex after cory and I were done with it... Remember the Warez disposal system??

Whether its online, live, or table top.. Here is the big lexicon of gamer jargon

Got some spare time?? Go here to help to sharpen your sniper skills... And then check out these really really cool pictures of stuff getting shot.. there are some really cool ones...

Tons and tons of pictures of the Aurora Boralis here

And click here for a interview with satan.. Hear him bad mouth John Travolta...

Here are some halloween tips from the onion!

Say No To Zombie Woofs! Don't ask me why.. Just do it...

Ok.. well thats it for me.. Take care and help control the pet population.. Have your pets spade or neutured....

10.24.2001

Aight.

Well.. I think it was the saddle picture that convinced me... I'll keep doing the site..


10.23.2001

Hi...

Well...
Some ass stole my domain name of www.jonsnews.com.. This has really beaten the shit out of me the last couple of days.. I don't even know how to explain it.. I never thought someone would want to do that to me.. The site was just starting to peak when the domain went away.. And now I don't even know if I feel like doing it any more knowing that there are shit brains out there that would do that to someone... I got a email this morning offering to sell me MY OWN FUCKING DOMAIN back for seven hundred and fifty dollars. I write it out instead of using numbers becuase that hold more weight to me...
I am working two jobs right now and my wife and I are still 50 dollars short for rent and we are quickly running out of food.. My car needs a new tire. Girls car won't even start. Fuck that noise. I feel beaten.. Not just about this website.. About life in general.. I am fighting like fuck to try to get our heads above water... And then I get one of the few respits in my life snatched away.. I still have the site.. But I don't even know how I feel.. I was cranking out the long posts and it was very cathartic to me.. It helped me relieve a little bit of the stress I was under.. Then some asshole snatches it from me and offeres to FUCKING SELL IT TO ME FOR SEVEN HUNDRED AND FUCKING FIFTY DOLLARS!!! Fuck you...
One of the things that sucks the most about it too is that all my fucking email was going to jon@jonsnews.com So I have gotten no email from my family since then... And very little from my friends.. ALl because this fuck thought he could make a quick buck off of my 30 fucking hits a day site... Thirty hits a day folks.. thats right.. Thats all I was getting and I was happy with it.. I get about 8 now that the domains gone.. And thats not even really the point.. I just feel allmost.. violated now.. So I am going to ask for two things. The first.. If you read this site. Please click on the comment link at the bottom of this post and leave me a comment of why you feel I should keep doing this site. I don't care if its just saying "I enjoy reading it" or if you write something long and inspirational.. I just want every single person that comes here to leave a comment giving me a reason to keep doing this site.. Tell me how long you've been reading.. Anything.. Just give me a reason.....
Second. I am going to post this sorry fucks information. Please do anything that you feel necessary to this living piece of shit.. Email.. Page him.. call him at home.. use his email address to sign up for AOL. sign him up for gay nazi newsletters.. spam spam spam.. Send him nasty emails.. Just do something.. I like to think that I don't really ask for much back from doing this site and pouring myself into it.. But now I'm asking for two very important things....
His name is Eric Gray
His email is admin@opt2.net
His snail mail is
3705 North Runway Drive
Tucson, Arizona
postal zone 85705
But that one could be a front. The address on the domain registration is:
#41 Ranger Rd. Z-4
Signal Village, Taguig
Metro Manila, 1604 PH

Here is the info from register.com

Here are his phone and pager numbers
daytime business phone number is 520 888 4466.
personal digital pager number is 1 800 780 4983

He also runs this page.. Which I laugh at. A fucking mail order bride site.. Be sure to highlight the entire "hidden" tags at the bottom so you can see what kind of cheap crap this guy uses to get hits...

Well..I guess thats it.. I'll see what kind of response this gets and figure out what I am going to do from there.. Thank you all...

Just thinking

It seems lately that some companies are scrambling to ride the PR wave of other
companies.

The biggest one that a lot of folks are talking about is AMD naming their new

Athlon processor the AthlonXP. Now some people think that they are trying to
ride on the PR tidal wave of Microsoft's latest Operating System WindowsXP.
Which they might be, but are they the only one ?

I dont think so. Have you seen Intel's P4 logo lately ? Mmm that blue and orange on the logo looks like something I have seen before. Oh could it be the blue and orange that Microsoft is using for the WindowsXP logo ? It's subtle, but its there. Think I am crazy ?

RGB Values:

Windows XP

  • R: 255
  • G: 51
  • B: 1
P4's Logo
  • R: 254
  • G: 100
  • B: 1
Windows XP
  • R: 0
  • G: 102
  • B: 204
P4's Logo

  • R: 2
  • G: 49
  • B: 252


Okay well I might be a bit crazy for examining the RGB values of the colors, but I think I proved my point. There were 16 million+ colors that Intel could have chose for their P4 logo, and they just happened to chose those 2 ? Sure it might be a little more subtle then what AMD did but it is still there.

Also, I find myself wrestling between the meaning of 2 words, maybe you can help me. The first word is "box". The dictionary defines box as "A container typically constructed with four sides perpendicular to the base and often having a lid or cover." and if someone says the word box, I think we all have a pretty good idea of the shape and other visual properties of a box.

The second word is the word "cube". A cube is a "regular solid having six congruent square faces.". When hearing the word cube we all know what one looks like.

Box, Cube, Box, Cube ... wow thats similar. Box, Cube, Box, Cube, Box. Mmm. Almost so similar it could be confusing.

Let me make my point of the confusion factor with this little example:

A 12 year old kid tells his Mom and Dad the different things he wants for Christmas. Since he is a really cool kid of course on the top of his list will be the new Jay-Z CD "Blueprint". And being the greedy little bastard we all are at Christmas when we get the toy catalog in the mail, he asks for 2 of the newest console gaming systems coming out - The Fun Box and The PlayCube.

Now its time for Mom and Dad go shopping and as they enter the electronics section of the store a sinking feeling starts in their stomachs. No its not from crazy ass mall food its because they forgot what exactly the kid wanted for Christmas.


Dad:  "Was it the Toy Sphere ?"
Mom: "No I think it was the Goofy Pyramid."
Dad: "No, no it was definitely the Play Rhombi dodecahedron !"
Mom: "Shit I cant remember what the damn shape was."
Dad: "Well I remember that the first word was something exciting and fun."
Mom:  "Yeah no doubt to entice him into wanting one."
Dad:  "Well anything to keep him off the crack is fine with me."
Mom: "Oh I feel bloated from the Hot Sams."
Dad: *Deep In Thought*
Mom: "I have to get tampons before we leave, remind me."
Dad: "BOX !"
Mom: "What ?!"
Dad: "I think the shape was a box or square or something like that."
Mom: "I think you're right."



Now the 2 parents head over to the game consoles looking at all the packages on the shelves for a console with something similar to "box" in the name.

They find 2.  The first one is the "Fun Box" which costs $299.99 (clearly expensive because it is superior to all other consoles and has more processing power than the Russian Space Agency) and the "PlayCube" selling for $199.99.(obviously so incredibly cheap because the manufacturer Blimtenblow would get laughed at if they tried to push their cheap-ass, 1989-technology PlayCube for more than that).  So being the cheap bastards they are, they grab the PlayCube, plus the big picture of alarge yellow cartoon creature on the front makes them feel horny.

So the kid gets the crap console for Christmas just because the words "Box" and "Cube" are so damn similar and if memory serves me, the X-Box was named that
while the GameCube was still the Dolphin *tries to hold in laughter*.

The moral of this post ?   Do your research and make sure you get the most superior product and dont let yourself get tricked by clever marketing and double-talk.

PS:  Make sure to check out the new
Jay-Z-Box CDXP "Blueprint"
available at your local WinMX. = )

10.18.2001

ARRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHhh

I just had a huge fucking post up. But IE crashed. Mother fuckers.. ARRRRRRGGGHHHHH

Ok.. here it goes again super quick style

Ouchy interviews here and here and here and his bookmarks. I made a joke about people who want to buy a shamecube having coprophagia

I linked to horseballs agian becuase I haven't in a long time.

I went to sexual positions free and found out he runs other funny informative sites here here and here and here.

Here is how to have sex with a dophin.

Which wipe works for you?

I posted the magic mystic racoon penis bone, and where to buy one (or any other penis bone you may want) maybe you could make a gamecube controller out of it...

And for the love of christ TODAYS BLECH OF THE DAY IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PAINTCAN COCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Honey. Could you please leave the socks on tonight?

This was second choice for blech of the day...'

If you really need a gerbil or rodent extracted from your ass. Don't just go to anyone. Go to the specialists. And if you are not into shoving them up your bum then maybe think about the upcoming holidays and how you could serve them..

I want this pumpkin!

Need help with your love life? try the loveatron. Or savage love!

This is a REALLy good online comic. Especially if you have ever read and enjoyed love and rockets...

I also wrote about this freakish robotic cat. And how its not as cool as the aibo. Speaking of freaky cat things..

Some day I WILL build this...

And here is another fine site from my good man bnib

Yes. You too can become a hero by playing UT online.. Oh yes..

I also had found my new fetish.. Pirate Lingerie!!!!!!!

And this is to make up for the coprophagia comment.. Cause I know scott digs the cam girls..

If you find a hole in any of our code please don't tell anyone!

Ok.. I think that was allmost everything that was in the post before I lost it.. Please donate a buck if you can afford it.. see the amazon thing on the right..

Later.. Oh yea for some reason the jonsnews.com domain name is unaviable to register all of a sudden =-(


ARRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHhh

I just had a huge fucking post up. But IE crashed. Mother fuckers.. ARRRRRRGGGHHHHH

Ok.. here it goes again super quick style

Ouchy interviews here and here and here and his bookmarks. I made a joke about people who want to buy a shamecube having coprophagia

I linked to horseballs agian becuase I haven't in a long time.

I went to sexual positions free and found out he runs other funny informative sites

10.17.2001

Quick Post

Anyone else think that ICQ should just die ?

Here is what the new version 2000b looks like:



Who the hell needs all that crap ?

10.16.2001

Hi...

Ok.. Its time again for the annual Jonsnews fund raiser drive. Girl and I are in a really tight spot and in desparate need of help. I'm not going to resort to banners. You all know that.. What I'm asking for is a buck or two or whatever you can spare. Every dollar helps. For right now you can use the amazon donate thingy on your left. I will be adding paypal soon. And if that keeps up, even a buck or two a day then I can keep posting and not go get a second job.. So.. Nuff' said on that.

Second. The www.jonsnews.com domain name is no more. So if someone wants to get me a early christmas present then I would love you forever. hint hint.

Now. On with the links and goodies.

Are you a woman? Do you have sex with a woman? Then you may want to learn how to squirt!!!!!!!

Check out the entire egyptian book of the dead online! Sweet!

Now. I want to talk about the shamegamecube for a moment. For one. Look at this. What is quite possibly the most retarded controller EVER. Second. Consider the fact that even though it has a DVD drive, and uses DVD technology. It CAN'T FUCKING PLAY DVDS!!!!!!!!!!! I won't even waste any more time saying how much it sucks. Its self evident..

Check out this site for SHITLOADS of flash games. Some are quite good...

Is the greatest performer in the entire world coming out with his own stance on Bin Laden and the whole thing? watch this video and see for yourself. And then read the lyrics!

I used to be a huge thundercats fan. I had all the action figures. I watched the cartoon religiously. I soooooooo can't wait for the movie... And if you have never heard of them go listen to the outtakes from the cartoon!

The world's primary information and support network for and about romantic relationships among cousins

Ok.. right now MTv is talking about the taliban and giving info on them.. and the background music is the new puff diddy daddy poppa smurf song..

I found out some more info on Boon-ga boon-ga. Check it out here and here and here and here.

Ok.. Well thats it for now. I'm going to go put some of my stuff up on ebay. Please donate if you can. Take care.

10.15.2001

HArvest Moon is the best game ever..

I've been watching movies until my brain rots out lately and playing harvest moon. Harvest moon is incredible. I know. I have voiced my opinion of games where people pay and just get home from work and go to work in the game... But this is different. Sure I spent all day saving up so I could buy a cow and a basket to put my fruit into.. But.. Its just different OK!

Do you or anyone you know need a asskicking? Maybe this guy can help.. And what ever happened to those monkey phone calls???

I have two links that scott will absolutly love. The first is the halloween costume that I KNOW he would kill for..
And the second is Ask Optimus. The greatest help column in the world..

I think I am going to get one of these puppets and take my show on the road!

Awesome dick dot com. Suprisingly not really a porn site. Kind of..

Just about the coolest thing about Limp Bizkit is no more. Wheeeeee.

Last night I played what is quite possibly the worst game FUCKING EVER! Its Simpsons Wrestling. I love simpsons. I love wrestling. One would think that this game would be enjoyable. IGN gave it a ONE in their review. I think thats too much. Go read this review... It states it way better then I can..

And if you have a KFC anywhere near you GO FUCKING GET SOME OF THE NEW HONEY BAR-B-QUE WINGS!!!!!!! THEY ROCK!!!!!!!
Well.. I gotta go bathe and get ready for work.. I will try to post again tonight..

10.14.2001

"can i see some id?"

ok, so there i am. on my way home from work, and i decide to get some beer. but oops, where is my id? shit, i left it at home. oh well, i'm sure i won't get carded.

NOT!

how can someone mistake me for being under 21? hell, look at me!

10.12.2001

Game News

The fall of Everquest may be coming very soon. It seems once given a reasonable alternative to Norrath people flock and in mass. Let just hope this game, like Everquest, doesnt turn out to be a big pile of repeating, sub-par visual, pile of shit EQ is.

Speaking of Verant, thankfully it looks like their next project Star Wars Galaxies is being kept in tight check by Lucas Arts. Thank god. Reports had this game coming out Q3 2002, but today it has been reported that it will be pushed back to sometime in late 2002. <hint> Which would make it a GREAT Christmas gift for me ! </hint>

The New Myth game, Pool of Radiance, has finally dethrowned the Sims as the number 1 selling video game. But dont count your chickens before you are able to micro-manage them into relationships and dates as the next Sims Expansion, Hot Date is right around the corner - coming out November 13 !

And also, let us not forget that Return to Castle Wolfenstein is coming out November 6th.

In closing, remember that on April 1st, 2002 we will all bow down to Star Trek Bridge Commander ! God I cant wait for this game !!! Lets just hope that somewhere in the game, no matter how slight, there is a reference to the Vulcan nerve pinch like their was in the last episode of Star Trek Enterprise !Oh sweet Star Trek Away Team is going to have the Vulcan Nerve Pinch in it !!

10.10.2001

Can anyone tell me what this is all about???

Blah blah FUCKING POST

Yo yo yo this is your latest post from J-dawg

Hey.. Whats up?? Plan on moving soon? Do you have a hippo?? If so the USPS can help!

Click here for before and after pics of one of the bombed training camps in afghanistan

Do you like to read stories about your favorite Jedi being tortured or put through hell? Better yet, do you like writing such stories? Well then, you have come to the right place. Welcome to the Jedi Hurtaholics Archive, your one stop shop for Jedi torture and angst.

Someone posted this is the comments. I wish the super huge free camel toe index was still up. This is a pay site.. But its still camel toes.. And the site also has a really interesting section on the history of the camel toe!

The guy who started and runs fuckedcompany.com just started his own custom made porn business... What a great idea!

I know this is Corys favorite game. So I hope he enjoys this.. AAHHHHHHHHHH MISS CLEO JUST THREATED TO TAKE SOMEONE TO CHURCH AGAIN!!! AHHHHHHHHHH

I remember Cop Rock. I truley believe it was the greatest TV show EVER...

If this turns out to be true then I will be with cory on his stance of the matrix.. I REALLY hope this remains just a rumor..

Todays BLECH OF THE DAY is quite possibly one of the weirdest fetishes I have ever heard of. I've heard of animal fetishes, I've seen stomping videos and crush videos.. but.. this is just odd..

Is james camaron making a ringworld movie? I hope so!

Now here is quite possibly the weirdest thing to come out of the whole attack thing. I want you all to look at this picture. Then look to the right of bin ladens head.. Right on his shoulder.. you see that?? ITS BERT!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHH WHY?!?!??!?!?
Here is a better picture of it..
I guess bert is evil after all..
Here is a page about it...form your own opinion...

I bet scott is waiting for this game to come out on his gamePube. Read the reviews too...

Amazon.com has a site up for the new chicken quesadilla hand held

Here is a really good article given to me this morning by my good man bnib

Waldo is the tourist of DEAAAATHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Punchmynuts.com Not only a great domain name a great site too!!!!!!

Samantha is a big fat bitch...

Oh yes. The gas powered blender. The only piece of kitchen equipment you need!

YIKES!! the gallery

And this is to make of for a day that I didn't post a BLECH OF THE DAY!!!!

10.09.2001

The last two posts.

It was supposed to be just one post.. But it kept eating everything after the first post. So I broke it into two and it worked.. Tada!

Mutant X

Ok.. I watched mutant x the other night. Its the new show. I felt it was a slight rip of the Xmen, but there were enough differences to seperate it. The bad guy looks a little too much like andy warhol, which is a little disturbing, but... All in all it was rather good.. Its good to see a comic book show on TV that has decent production values, and isn't aimed at kids. I enjoyed it for the most part. I will watch it again.. The X part of the name bothered me a little bit, but at the end I found out that fucking marvel had a hand in it.. So its all good.. If your a comic fan and your jonesing for some decent comic TV then watch Mutant X...

I've been reading the Corona movie website since I can remember being on the net for the most part. Two years ago they started a section called test patterns which was DVD reviews, and it turned into its own great site with tons of great shit on it, their reviews are top notch, And now they recently opened their very own video game site. Definatly worth a check and something to watch.. They also have a review of Arcanum up which is a game I expressed a great longing for about a year ago to cory. This game looks like its going to rock!! the graphics may not be stupendous, but the game play will fucking kick. Which in my opinion makes any game worth it, not matter how bad the graphics...

Scott will dig this. Its people drawing with their GPS system. fuck yeah..

This is quite possibly one of the longest and weirdest flash videos I have ever seen. If you have the endurance to make it to the end I applaude you!


I know many of you are still out there wading in the dating pool. Well use this tool to tell how good a prospective mate will be in bed.

OOOOOOOOOoooooooo Click here to play Mahjongg online. I fucking love this game

A article on the science of why songs get stuck in your head...

Cory this is for you. I sincerly hope that this is a joke. I really don't want to have to hunt down the people behind this and kill them.. FuCKING SHATNER!!!!!!!!

Full House fan fiction where nobody sticks it to DJ? Now who would want to read that? Besides the freakish layout thats worse then my old one to read...

Woah.. These comics look pretty sweetass.. CLick here to read a Jerkbox and Punk'nhead story right on your computer.. WOW!

Oh yes. And for todays BLECH OF THE DAY I have for you HOT STICK FIGURE ACTION!!!




What a great site

This is still one of my favorite flash movies...

I really wish I had gotten in on this auction.. I missed the chance of a lifetime.. Be sure to check out their site for more crazy auctions too..

I know what I want for christmas now!!!!!

She stated that she had been pregnant about three years ago and everything seemed to be going fine, but "the baby never came out."

The big list of movie monologues

My Hobbit name is Olo Toadfoot of Frogmorton!!!!!!!!!!

Oh shit.. THis is great. Heman dance party!!! ROCK!!!

And to top it all off a couple of quick notes.
I start a new job today. Oh yes. I now work at a video store. Free rentals baby. Its not computers.. but its a job.. But it should also allow me plenty of time to update here. So.. yeah..
Second. The domain www.jonsnews.com is going to go away soon. I don't have money to pay for it and the year has got to be allmost up... Does anyone still use it? Or does everyone use jonsnews.vectorstar.net?? If people still use it I will put another amazon donate thing up there if people will donate to it to pay for a domain name.. Drop a comment on how you feel one way or the other.. Pretty please..
Ok. thats it for now.. Enjoy!

10.08.2001

se habla hombre de la araña ?

I think I like this version better than the US one.

I just got a toy in my frosted flakes! JOY!

For lack of a better title..

Anyways. Check out the new bjork video.. Its very stunning, too bad we will never see it on tv.. but it still rocks..

I knew it was coming. Forum 3000 has been taken over again. Its no more. From what I can tell this happened friday (Look in the hall of fame, Thats when I found it too.) Now I just have to wait till it comes back..

And here is something odd I found.. I sketch of steve martin from the jerk giving his love his thermos... God I fucking love that movie.. I'm not a bum.. I'm a JERK....

Ass, Titties. Ass n' Titties, Ass ass titties titties ass n' titties.... You need soap n' water...

I got to level five of this game today. Whats new pussy cat? WOOOOOOOOhhha woaaaahhhhaaaaaa wooooooooooohaa

Here are some wallpapers with boobies on them for you all!!

Its good to know that there are still jesters out there. I want this job!!!!!!!

Ok.. Well thats it for now. Girl got off of work early and she wants me to go be her bitch and cook lunch and let her play sims. She said I have to hurry up and go fix her lunch so I will try to post later if she lets me use the computer if I am good...
She says that she is not mean and I have to say that...

10.06.2001

I'm a ramblin man

Now I got some comments saying that I gave too many links to scott and not enough for cory so this post will have a extra special cory link..

But first I have this wiked puzzle game that is kicking my ass.. Go play Gears! And on the shockwave site I also found this.. I FUCKING LOVE SPY HUNTER!!! The original here is great! As is the new one for the PS2.. It even has the old cars that bump you off to the fucking side.. it rocks!!!

And here is my link for cory. I know he will love this.. He is such a fan of this TV show.. heheh

Is it wrong that I have a fear of miss cleo. She scares me at this point.. I am afraid that she is going to come to my house and "Take me to church".. So needless to say I find that someone made a Miss Cleo fanfic page especially disturbing...

Dr Dre will soon be releasing his newest hit song. Kill Bin Laden...

Oh yeah.. New layout.. Leave a comment and let me know what you think of it. The archives work really well too now. Its quite neat..
Girl and I have Christmas at her grandparents today so I can't post right away, but as soon as I can I will.. Hopefully cory and scott will post some more if they get bored..

10.05.2001

BEN AFFLECK SNAGS 'DAREDEVIL'

Confirming reports that we ran last week, Ben Affleck is set to don the red tights of Daredevil. After Vin Diesel pulled out due to a scheduling conflict, Ben angled for the role, much to the glee of his friends Kevin Smith and Matt Damon.

Damon allegedly has been a big Daredevil fan for years and Kevin Smith wrote a recent comic revival of the blind superhero. Filming is scheduled to begin next month with a target release date of next fall.

I got this info from my VideoETA newsletter.

< sarcasm >

All Hail the GameCube!!!!

For all you wanna be gamers who think that the little X-box is the second comming, (HA!) here is a look at what the real giant in gaming is up to.



Now this is genious. Take a gaming Icon like Link from Legend of Zelda, run him through the blender, take what is left from that, and then put into a paper shredder. Haul the little pieces of paper over to the local preschool and ask them what they think Link should look like and go with that. I mean that is the way to make a video game.

I mean, why create a charactor that looks realistic like this, when you can have a dumbed down duplo version like this.

< /sarcasm >

10.04.2001

Pikachu hospitalizes hundreds of children. News at 11

I heard about this way back when it first happened.. Be sure to check it out and read all about how pokemon trigged seizures (Or didn't)

Is the RIAA employing "hacker" techniques to shut down file sharing programs?

Yahoo serious the actor errr person.. is sueing Yahoo the search engine..

This site allows you to find the link between any two things... Its pretty fun to play with..

Is this the beginning of mutant powers manifesting in humans??

I'm a pretty big fan of the handspring.. And I love the uber cool springboard moduals.. But I think this is taking it a bit too far...

Lowtax of something aweful tackles the terrible secret of space. Scott will love this one...

I love peeps..If you love peeps to then check out the Blair Peep Project..

Here are some tips for getting the most out of a stripper..

And here is a the picture of Marlyn Manson rubbing his nuts on a security guards head..

Check out the trailer for the new Tenacious D video WonderBoy.. I love the D

KUNG FU PHIL AND THE DEATH COOKIE!!!! NEW ANIMUTATION!!!

New York firefighters getting all the sex they could want..

HEres the ultimate guide for hosting a LAN party..

I still think that my silly putty scheme will work.. Too bad everyone at work made fun of my genius...

This is quite possibly the most disturbing game ever..

Here is how to make the perfect cup of coffee...

Have hackers gotten into Osama Bin Ladens accounts??

The robotic chicken?? THis christmas;s hit toy???

What if Superheros called into talk shows???

Check out this intentionally bad JRR tolkien synopsis to bait kids not wanting to do their own homework...

Alan Moore (yeah. The comic Alan Moore) wrote From Hell partly as a reaction to most Jack the Ripper stories, which pay lip-service to denouncing serial murder while transparently pornographing it: "The lushness of the bosom, the glint of the knife, the exciting music..." But the upcoming movie seems to be exactly that!

The first rule of fightclub is you don't talk about fight club.. the first rule of ground pounders is you make a website about it...

This christmas get a weapon for that special lady in your life...

OOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo The possibilities of this.. Thank you marvel!

Take a look at what photoshoppers have done with that faked WTC last photo that was going around the net.. Great stuff!!

And to wrap it all up. I'm not sure if this made it thru the messed up post the other day or not.. But check out Herb Zipper.. The Cybah Lovah

OK.. that should make up for any lack of posts lately.. Hopefully that will keep you all busy for a bit..


Holy shit we are doomed..

I have foodtv on in the background while I am fucking around with this shit.. and they are doing this thing where they go into peoples houses and help them cook.. And the chef goes
"Now we are going to add a little chicken stock to add some flavor" And this monkey looking fucking housewife goes "Now.. Could you use water for that??"

Water does add a quite incredible flavor to your dishes.. Stupid fuck...

Hold tight

Ok.. I'm testing out some stuff hten I will post.. So hold tight for a little bit.. I may be moving away from using blogger..

10.03.2001

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A couple quickies

Check out bugs bunny and elmer fudd in "The Matwix"

Yesterday George Lucas released the first teaser poster for Starwars episode II.. JOY!!

Ok.. More to come later.. Spy hunter for the PS2 ROCKS ASS!!!!!!! Its fucking awesome.. One of my friends brougt it over yesterday..

Drew is kewl!!!

jon, you are so going to love this. wednesday night, during the Drew Carey Show session premiere, he is doing another dance scene.

this itself is nothing new, but this time, it is to a song sung by Southern Culture on the Skids!!!!!

i hope you get to enjoy it.

10.01.2001

Yadda yadda yadda

Ok.. I am working on a post.. Its been a few days but I didn't want another fucking three million link post to get eaten again..
If I started that email list where I sent links to your email again would anyone be interested?? It would be like a mini post maybe twice a day or so..
Drop a comment if you are interested...

9.28.2001

Preview the Clones attacking

Various sources are saying that Star Wars Episode 2 Attack of the Clones will have a trailor out on November 2nd. Disney's "Monsters Inc." (which looks cool) is the only movie set to open wide that day, so more than likely it will feature the trailor.

If they end up cloning Jar Jar in this one, I am going to vomit and when Star Wars Galaxies comes out, I am going to create a Dark Jedi and do nothing all day long but slay Gungans.

9.27.2001

I think I broke blogger.. It ate half of my last post...
And I can't edit it..

Welcome back..

So.. The sites been down a few days..
Not much new around here..
I'm no longer employeed.. Girl and I are looking to move up near toledo.. I am searching hardcore for a job.. I got about 50 resumes out so far.. If any of you live near toledo and know of any place that is hiring please let me know..

Ugh.. Lets see... I have tons of links for you alll.. I will start with todays BLECH OF THE DAY!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH

This is one of the greatest things ever!!! My good man bnib sent it.. Click here if you want to learn how to be a cybah lovah

This is a pretty fun game.. Quite tough at first though.. but fun..

Is this the next all your base? I am the shover robot. The song is by the same guys that did all your base... And here is the most complete history of AYBBTU I have ever read.. I'm also running the screen saver that can be found here...

Cory (or anyone into MMORPGS for that matter) Will apperciate this page..

Perpare yourselves for the mullet riots.. GM is going to stop making camaros...

Is microsoft more stable then the WTC???

Here are some really good logic games. I couldn't beat the knight one..

I'm not a trek fan.. In fact I can say I even don't really care for it that much.. Give me star wars anyday.. BUT.. This time line from Galliao up is really quite cool.. and I may even subject myself to watching that new show.. .It sounds a little cool...

Living at home with your mom may curb risky sex!!! I know it did for me..

I love conspiracy theories.. But why is it that people love them?

If you have ever played a consol rpg then you will understand these rules... I think they are for the most part dead on..

I reposted that site with 0 comments

9.26.2001

Whoo-Hooo!!!!

Vectorstar is back up and running. All hail the internet.

Well, all but jon, since his new ISP is having routing problems and he can't even get to his own site! HAHAHAHAHA

Hey, lets all say bad things about him, and when he finally gets to look at his page, he can be like, "hey, who wrote bad things about me?"

That would be just great! what do you think?

9.22.2001

Weird dream

Last night I dreamed that I sold our bed to Leo Laport from the screen savers on tech tv...

9.21.2001

I don't care either..

Especially those of you who used to say that Mr. Dressup wasn't real and just some sick imagination thing I had going on.. He's dead now.. happy????

g00gl3 is l33t

9.18.2001

I don't care what anyone says.......

ok, so here is the deal. i catch alot of flak at work just because i don't hate Nintendos Game Cube. if i don't drewl over the X-box, then i'm the outcast.

well, i don't care want anyone says, i have found another reason to want to buy a Game Cube.

Can you say, Resident Evil?

They have taken the original Resident Evil, completely redone it and are going to release it next spring. some of the shots over at ign.com are sweet. and if you have the bandwidth, download the 40meg movie. its sweet!

now, on with the verbal abuse....

9.17.2001

Happy Birthday to JonsNews

Oh yes kiddies. It was exactly one year ago today that cory and I made the first posts. (Though the actual first 3 days has been lost somewhere. But trust me on this one) We spend the night messing around with layouts. Its all come a long way since then. I went thru a phase where you could choose your own layout. Went thru some shitty layouts. Some good. I had a menu system that loaded and took about a minute to load on DSL. Links. Four whole emails from people who were reading this site. One enemy (he put down my site and said all sorts of shit.. But I can't seem to find the post that it all happened in.). A YMCA shower story. LOTS OF LINKS. Some disturbing chat logs. Two message boards. Three counters. A Madonna rant. Lots of failed ideas. Some that I thought were genius and no one else ever did. Lots of furry/plushy porn. What may be my longest post ever. A commenting system that is only recently actually getting some people using it (Keep that shit up). And hopefully a fan or two...

And as scott will testify, Out of this last year came the best quote ever.
And click here for the post that caught me the most flack..

So be sure to check out the archives for the past year of goodness (Just don't use the comments on the posts there cause I will never see them.. Use the comments on this post). I guess if I had to sum up everything I have done on the site it would be what i've said so far.. Its all been fun and I hope that you all just keep reading, and if you enjoy it spread the word...

So.. Onto what I hope will be the longest post EVER!!!!!!!

I have just a couple WTC links to put up here first. Then we will get to the good stuff...
Here is an account of a phone call made from the plane that came down over PA..
Here are pictures taken as people evacuated the WTCs
You would have to be a fucking idiot to do this...
Did terrorist try to shortsell stock before the attack happened?
Here is a site debunking the latest rumors that are going around about it.
War is looking more and more likely. If we go here are our weapons that we will be using... And I don't know if this is verified or not.. But its not a good sign..
And if you webmaster a site.. No matter how big or small go to corys site and grab one of his banners to show your support... Also be sure to check out his online store. Hes not making a dime on it. So there are plenty of ways to show your support.



ok.. I think thats about it for that.. Wait. Speaking of support.. Micheal Jackson and many other famous Music people plan on making a tribute song. Its cool what he is doing.. But you cannot deny how freakish he looks in this picture...


Is it ok for christians to play D&d??? By jack chick. Hes a better christian then you...

Nasubi.. The greatest TV show ever???
Yasmine Bleeth Facing Drug Charges
An 80-year-old man has been arrested on charges that he was having sex with cows

And then we have disturbing bunny balancing pictures...

For such great things as the butter stick and the cat tounge soother be sure to check out the International Chindogu society!

And of course this being the huge event that it is I have to post a BLECH OF THE DAY

The page you are looking for is too stupid.
This is definatly a link you don't want to click..
Comission a ninja to take care of anyone that may be bothering you..
Wesley Willis really whips the donkeys ass.. Now you can too...
Study reveals.. Babies are stupid..
Trading dead squirrels for sex.. What a great setup..
Mullets galore!
I bet you will.. A internet gameshow??
HAHAHAH the steven hawking dance! Allmost as good as Mc Hawking..
Is Micheal Jackson too ghoulish to make a comeback?
What happened to those whacky kids from saved by the bell?
911 operators are sworn to keep a straight face and take all calls seriously, even when someone says, "Yeah, there's a moose running around out here with an Easter basket stuck around his neck."
Ceiling Fan baseball!!!!!!!!
Are there really alligators in the NY sewers?
This was my second choice for the blech of the day..
I wonder if they know where my other boyscout sock is....
DoXmen. The gay X-men.. Fear Vulvarine!
Thor! Rock Warrior supreme!
Get your haiku on daily!
If I was a giant and had a magnifying glass I think I would be doing something like this..
Dissect a Cow eye!!! FUN!!
Woman arrested for dumping a ton of vomit!
Would you like to be a Statue Molester ???
And for a final link I think this is one of the coolest sites ever.. I have mayo in my hair as we speak...

Friday night we went out with a couple of friends.. Actually it was going to be two seperate things.. Girl was going to hang out with one of her friends that just had a baby, and I was gonna go play D&D for the first time in forever.. But the game ended up never happening, but we did all watch spy kids which was WAY better then I expected.. Weekend before last we watched memento which was FUCKING INCREDIBLE...
I had a little bit of a hard time keeping up.. But when it hit the last scene I was left completly floored.. If nothing else then by the awesome excution of the film...
And then saturday we went up to girls brother and sister in laws house to stay the night.. We played video games and had a few drinks.. Until I lost at cards and had to take a shot of Goldschlager.. As I posted before this stuff is evil and I got FAR to incredibly drunk on it last time Nate and I were together.. So even the smell of cinnimon makes me sick to this day. But the night before last I took a shot of it and projectile vomited right beside girl all over their walls... I don't think I will ever do shots again..
We did end up watching evil dead and army of darkness.. I wish we had gotten evil dead2 instead.. But evil dead 1 is still fucking awesome...

Lets see.. I haven't really put many of my thoughts up here lately.. Nothing like I used to.. But. I guess I have been kind of shutting that part of myself out.. I've been having some troubles with depression.. I go to see the Dr. wednesday.. I hate my job.. I have a hard time leaving the house.. But.. I guess sometimes it helps a little to talk about it...

the fair was in town and girl and I went for short periods. Friday friday when we went to have a supper of fair food there was a barker there with a HUGE bicycle moustache and he talked like a monty python character.. It was very sweet...
And we played the mullethunt game.. Thats allways fun... Spotted a TON of mullets.. I guess this isn't really the longest post ever.. But its close..

Basically thats about it.. I have loved every second of doing this site.. I've learned tons and look forward to it being fun and shit in the upcoming years.. I guess this means I'm around to stay.. Hope you all stay with me..

P.S. I decided that the archive system that I used to use is totally fucking unmanagable with windows. It was easy when I could telnet out and do it.. Its a fucking pain in the ass with windows.. Thanks Bill... So for now use the default blogger archives.. Its not pretty.. But its managble and it has it all there.. The old archives are still in place.. Just not up to date.. Also be sure your playing around on that side menu all the time as I constantly add stuff to it...

P.P.S. Strike that last comment about the archives. The bloggerchives are brokey worse then the normal archives.. Just hold off on the browsing of the archives for about a hour or so. I'll edit this post when they work...

Edited by Jon - Ok.. all should be working now.. If you see any problems or bugs please email me with them

9.15.2001

Jack the Ripper!!!

oh yeah. i was just sitting here, bored off my ass. and trying to relax after playing some undying (i still have goosebumps! if you don't own the game now, get it now), and i head on over to darkhorizons. i find me a trailer for "from hell". a new movie with johnny depp about jack the ripper.

i haven't found anything else about the movie yet, no official page or anything, so i am just going to give you the trailer. hi res, and lo res.

enjoy!

[Never forget! Dec 7th, and now Sept 11th]

9.13.2001

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The mourning is wide spread. Even at places you wouldn't expect there are messages of grief up..

A business man out there is offering a huge reward for Bin Laden.

Here is a flash analysis of the flight path of the planes on their way to NYC

I think this is the most bizzare picture I have see of the explosion so far...
Its not a doctored picture.. You can see it in the video here..

And for those of you who responded to that hoaxed Nostradamus prediction.. Here is a real prediction.. Very odd... Look at the middle CD...

Not really much else coming out at this point about it all.. Just do what you can to help..

On the other side of things..

Here is a really good and long Kevin smith interview. A transcript of him on politically incorrect, and a little nugget I found on IMDB that I find interesting..

Check out this really cool online 3d pong game!

The Ritterversal studios is a lofty project trying to put the great john ritter into some of the best movies ever!

I heard from my good buddie scott that I have a read that wants pictues of men naked.. I guess there are plenty of girls here.. So I will post a link to Naked News again.. Because it recently added male news casters...

I know I'm terribly lazy. Is it wrong that I want one of these..

I think if I ever went to someones house and they served me a drink with this in it I would be sad..

The Murrette. The greatest invention for females ever?

I know scott likes to use EBay alot.. Heres a hint for him..

Is bobby fischer hiding out on the internet playing games??

Ooooooooooooooooooooo GO look at the new Aibos. They are super cute!!!!!!! More info here
Everything I know I learned from First person shooters..

Go here to find out your RPG alignment

Well.. I hope if nothing else I have distracted you guys from any thoughts you had and maybe even brought a small bit of leviety into your lives..

The Net lends a hand

Let me preface this by saying that since I have altered my site. For now I am posting here at Jonsnews. If you are a webmaster or know a webmaster, you can visit my site and download some of the banners or buttons I have made to help show unity in this tragedy.

Now with that said, I would like to share the following:

The following quatrain has been circulating the Internet after the WTC bombings.

In the City of God there will be a great thunder,
two brothers torn apart by chaos,
while the fortress endures, the great leader will succumb.
The third big war will begin when the big city is burning.

It is NOT by Nostradamus it is a HOAX ! Please share this message and this link as we don't start spreading even more unnecessary fear.
*edited by jon - Heres another good page about the hoax.. I meant to post it with the rest of my links yesterday. *
Amazon.com has set up a Red Cross Donation Site. And I am pleased to say that my money is involved and I hope if you have some extra money that you will too.
Amazon is reporting that there has been 58663 payments thus far totaling $1,852,336.55 !!!

PayPal also has a similar site setup and is reporting 6,909 members who have donated $285,667 thus far.

Even if it is only a dollar, every dollar can help. At this time the Red Cross is reporting that there has been enough blood donated thus far, but there may need more later on.

Dial 1-800-Give-Life to find the nearest area to give blood and if you want to donate money directly to the Red Cross you can dial 1-800-Help-Now or visiting their site for more info. Please be aware that they are experiencing heavy site traffic at this time.

There is a partial list of the passengers lost in this disaster. American Airlines has a similar site up that is a bit more detailed.

And at home let us not direct our hate, anger and rage where it does not belong. Also in areas (such as where I am in Ohio) who saw gas prices skyrocket some 250% in some cases, I think its time that we start boycotting these gas stations and only visiting the ones who kept their prices stable. This price gouging is disgusting. (Notice in this picture that only the Sunoco station's price was up.)

And as always if you have any information please pass it along to the FBI.

"When I despair, I remember that all through history the ways of truth and love have always won. There have been tyrants, and murderers, and for a time they can seem invincible, but in the end they always fall. Think of it...; always." Mahatma Gandhi

9.12.2001

I don't even know where to start...

Well.. I do.. First of all my heart and my (and girls) prayers go out to every one of you affected by this tragedy.. Its hard to come up with funny links and things to say in the wake of this, though I have some useful links first. I won't be posting any news about this.. If you want news check out cnn or news.yahoo or salon.com.

First off this site is devoted to helping any of you that know someone that was in NYC at the time and your trying to find out if they are ok. The site is pretty flooded right now.. Keep trying and you'll get it.. It also links to the other big sites trying to get families back together.. Here are the other sites too. Prodigy, Disaster Message Board, NY.com,

A recent poll shows that 86% of americans are ready for war...

Heres a huge archive for those of you who haven't had a chance to see video or pictures of the attacks yet.. Or if you just want to see more..

Supposedly the feds are using this to push carnivore..

Things are a little nuts around here.. Last night there was a pretty big panic.. Gas prices in Ft. Wayne Indiana went to 7.50 a gallon..... By 8 O'clock my town had allmost completely emptied all 6 of its gas stations..

Text of Bush's Statement About Attacks

And to wrap up that this portion of my post here are the paypal, and amazon donations sites if you have a couple bucks to spare... And find your local red cross and give blood!

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Even the funny sites don't seem to bring humor on this day.. But I guess life must go on so I'll throw some non-serious links up here

Heres the big list of excuses to use when you get caught browsing the web..

I didn't know that bruce campbell had a book out.. I need to check out his site more.. Read this interview too!

I'm sure you've all heard of the king james version of the bible. Be sure to check out the Rick James version of the bible.

Its good to know that the universe may turn into jelly at any second..

Ok.. well thats all I have for you guys.. More later or tommorow or something..

Due to the tragedy that occurred today I have made the following banners and
buttons for posting on your sites.


Please use them to link to a useful site such as
www.redcross.org and if you would like,
link back to this page so others can share these graphics, but that is not
required.


To save these images, right click on them and choose the "Save As" option. 
Below the pictures is an example HTML source code for posting these with a link
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Example HTML source code:


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Thank you.

what is happening in the todays world?

well, what can i say?

i'm not going to do like all the news channels and keep repeating what has already been said a million and one different times. i think i feel like everyone else in the matter. i'm in a state of shock as to todays events.

i feel terrible about the trade center. all those poor innocent people who had to die because some psycho has a stick up his ass. my heart goes out to all of them, and their families. i also pray that they get all the people who are trapped in the basement out soon.

but what boggles my mind is that they were able to hit the pentagon.

i served in the navy, and i don't have to tell anyone that the pentagon is THE symbol of all that the us military is. we discussed this at work, and pretty much came up with the same opinion. if who ever did this wanted to do something to bring the military to its knees wouldn't hit the pentagon.

true, the pentagon is a very important building to the military, but if its destroyed the military can still survive. i think they hit it for another reason.

these people wanted to get a message across to the world. they wanted everyone in the world to know that they are not afraid of anything. the balls that it would take to pull something like this off don't come on alot of people. these guys wanted to show they were ready to start some shit.

i only hope that once they find out for sure who did this, they find them and blow the fuck out of them.

there is another thing that really has been getting under my skin today also.

the fact that the FAA has shut down air travel in the US. there are no aircraft in the sky over the united states for the first time in aviation history.

this really sunk in on my way to work today. when you drive around, you might look up and see a jet or two everyone once in a while, but not all the time. but today, knowing that there were no planes at all in the air is one of the creepyest feelings i have ever had in my life.

it was just eerie.

to all those whos life has been forever changed to day, my heart goes out to you. i would love to say that everything will be ok, and time will heal these wounds. but after this, i'm just not sure. the world as we know it is going to be alot different after this horrible expierence.

good luck to all of us.

9.09.2001

Wowie wow wow wow

I had a shitload of hits yesterday and I feel bad cause I never updated for all of you to come and find good stuff.. But I promise this will be a super dooper good update and make up for it..
First off I have The Kevin Smith Nude Scene Extravaganza Joey Lauren Adams rocks ass

Then I have here for you the Chivas Charity auction. The auction off totally unatainable things.. Its fucking cool

My good friend scott should be home from vacation any day now I think.. To celebrate I was going to post this site for him.. But scott.. I'm not trying to make fun of you.. Your kinda like my hairy brother... And scott.. I know you remember this! The Kevin smith page was a welcome back for you as well! And to top it all off. I know that transformers are one of your most dearest memories from the 80s.. So I gotta post thsi for you!!!!!!! I wonder if scott had KEDs back in the 80s?? But seriously.. I think both scott and cory will get a good kick out of this site..

This is about the most complete Gilligans island site in the world.. Its pretty sweet. I used to love that show..

Cory needs to update his site..

Check out BossMonster.. A fucking great flash game site.. Time wasters RULE!


I read about this disease when I was much younger.. there are other variations of it too like where you can taste colors.. I think if I ever had a rare disease I would want this one..

I'm thinking of making a potatoe gun again.. I used to love my spud launcher... hmmmm

Syed Ali believes Balki from "Perfect Strangers" is a superhero. He allmost has me convinced...

This is quite possibly one of the funnies things I have ever read in my life.. thanks go to cory for sending it to me!

Oh god.. Thanks internet.. I had never though of chess as sexy before now.. Argh...

What's worse than an evangelical Christian speaking in "Olde English" dialect that'd make an Everquest player cringe? His friend pretending to be a pirate! Worse than that? They make techno music.

Todays BLECH OF THE DAY is a really great site called the fart farm.. how can you resist a touching tale of anal dissolution called "Torture Loaf?"

We're from Wisconsin and we want to Swing with You! He's balding and looks like he plays D&D, she weighs 250 pounds and eats M&Ms by the handful - the perfect sexual fantasy!

There is not alot I can say about this site.. In fact I think this picture about sums it up.. (for added fun be sure to check out the movies, and of course the tutorials too..).


I think this
is the reason furby got so big here in the US
Jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigggggggggggllllllllllypuff
I know you all totally love me now.. Oh yeah.. ALF PORN....

It's a beginner's guide to bondage. Not sure which end of the whip should go up your ladyfriend's ass? How exactly does one go about using a ball-gag anyway? Keep accidently killing your sissy bitch? Well, this is the page for you!

I get alot of searches looking for "ponygirls" I think I finally figured out what they are...

A Japanese art site that has images of anime-style girls getting their noses... er... violated.

Wanna know how to take your first enema? It's here. Wanna know how to fuck a cat? It's here. And, yes, geese too.

The handicapped in the BDSM community are often overlooked and many assume they do not exist. They do. Oh yes.. THEY DO...

it's amazing what this woman does with a potato and a knife and a penis for inspiration

Jojido - The Sexual Martial Art! Use kung-fu techniques to increase the size of your wang. Utilize penis building techniques developed by the ancient samurai.

Darren really deserves butt sex.. Go sign his petition!

Lucy is a very special girl. What makes her so special? Well, the fact that she's a guy is a good start, but that doesn't even begin to explain her. Read the "Diary of an English Lady" for more bizarreness

Oh yeah.. Siege engine dot com All you could ever need to know about siege engines!

If you are fat or left-handed or named Zolp, there could be a scholarship for you.

Regal Cinimas went under??? wow

Ok.. thats a hella long post.. more to come...

9.06.2001

ARRRRRR Ye be walkin the plank if ye touch me booty again!

This site is one that I am sure cory will love.. I remember after we had installed icq2000 back when we lived in the duplex and we spent the next couple hours searching for the old version because 2000 sucks my balls

Fuck me.. I just went to drop of a resume at this computer place in town.. I had called into work.. I don't know what I am going to tell them..
But as I get out of my car and start heading into this computer place guess who I see? MY FUCKING DISTRICT MANAGER.. FUCK ME.....
Argh...

I am hoping and praying that I get this job at this local ISP called metalink. Even if its only part time I would rather work at fucking McDonalds to make up the rest of the hours then to keep working at this fucking job selling insurance that I fucking hate more then anything else I have ever hated..

I'm listening to launchcast which I have to say is still fucking awesome.. Their stream is a little funky every now and then, but its cool how it learns my tastes and adapts to me.. As long as you spend some time fucking with it and rateing songs as they come on it will learn and play what you like.. It even just played a soulcoughing song.. Now its bush's come down. And you can choose to mix up Genres. Like I have it playing rock and alternative and blues and 80s music.. Plus a ton of other types.. Its fucking cool

Since the old Camel Toe index died right before I started the site I was sad.. Sites like it are what made me want to start this site.. Finally there is a replacement.. ENJOY!!!!!!!!!!!

There is a pretty good script review of the upcoming (hopefully) daredevil movie.. Sounds pretty cool!

Blah.. well...
I guess I am going to see what other jobs I can find.. I really really really hope I find something soon.. Its getting harder and harder each day to face this shit..

9.05.2001

ARGH

I am looking for The Residents CD called wormwood. I can't fucking find it anywhere..

I went for my second sleep study last night.. I slept with a c-pap machine on me which keeps me breathing throughout the night..
I woke up this morning feeling like I have never felt before in my life.. Its truley incredible when you haven't slept for more then 2 hours in 17 or more years to actually get a full nights rest. The entire fucking world seems different to me..

I have been listening to the residents alot.. I had heard of them before.. Just never really tried them out.. I had heard my good man bnib talk about them on his site awhile back and it got my interest going again..they are really unlike anything else you have ever heard.. Its really cool music..

I also am really enjoying the New cake song "Opera singer" its cool.. The whole comfort eagle CD rocks ass.. and the new ben folds song " rockin the suburbs" is quite cool too..

It would pretty much suck to be out jogging and have a bat fly into your mouth..

Harry Potter porn! Joy! Cept that its hot man on man on broomstick action.. Now if it was him bumping uglys with a chick then we would talk.. Here is also a actual harry potter fanfic page.. I think fanfic can be good sometimes.. Not the sex fanfic.. But stuff that goes to further a series.. I loved the harry potter books and to read more stories about it in the same style is cool with me.. There is alot of great fan fiction out there for whatever series you like.. Starwars, Highlander.. or whateva.. Even if you want erotic wrestling stories involving the two hardy boyz Or Starsky & Hutch erotic fanfic.. Whatever makes you happy... From what I have read male/male or female/female erotic fanfiction is called slash. Male/female is called het. In case you want to go out and search for more..

it looks like a truely great music industry label died. Grandroyal has shut its doors.. You may not know right away who they are.. They are the beastie boys label and they have supported many many great small acts such as Atari Teenage Riot, Scapegoat wax, Branvan 3000, and many others. You can check out the message board post for the offical release....

It finally happened.. God has given a shout out to all his niggas

And suprisingly one mans plan to get laid at dragoncon tragically failed..

Huh.. Mother Theresa had a exorcism performed on here.. Crazy..

Ok.. Heres the deal.. I feel god in my life pretty much every day. I talk to him pretty much every day and try to lead a good life in his eyes. But I am ALL for people believing in whatever they want. I feel that you have to have god on your terms and not anyone elses. I remember when I felt that I had lost god. I remember the night that I found god and started to feel him in my life again. And I thank him every day for blessing me and for watching over me. But this bothers me. I don't like the government coming in my house and telling me what to watch. I SURE as hell don't think they should be involved in my religion at all... WAit.. FUCK ME... FUCK FUCK FUCK... Now I start looking around at this site.. Its whitehouse.org.. Then I read this:
The morning after Jenna Bush spent her first night in Chelsea Clinton's old White House bedroom, a maid discovered that Chelsea had left behind a concealed mattress stash consisting of a Playgirl magazine, a half-used tube of KY personal water-based lubricant, and a pint of Everclear. Mrs. George W. Bush was forced to comfort a traumatized

Then check out their webteam page..

Blasted I've been fooled again.. I guess I kinda took what I knew about his pushing religion and ran with it.. Allthough its a REALLY indepth prank I must admit and definatly VERY funny to read all the little bits around the site you have to catch.. Oh yeah.. and Whitehouse.gov does have a similar page..


Oh well.. I gotta go clean.. I am getting my breathing assistance machine today so I can start actually sleeping and living life.. I talked to the Dr. again this morning after my sleep study and he said that last time I stopped breathing over 800 times and last night ont he c-pap machine I didn't stop at all... I feel so different today...

More later... OH yeah.. the great Jews for Jesus website is back up.. Enjoy kiddies...