Rolling white and nerdy

Man, this new Weird Al song kicks serious ass.. The mans still on the top of his game..

Re: Your Brains

This has to be the greatest zombie song EVER!!

Also, zombie related, World War Z comes out in a couple days.. think I may need to order my copy now!

Honda + Tetris = Funny Commercial. Great stuff!

game girl advance: File Under Mad Skillz

Holy Crap! This is the craziest rocket jumping I have ever seen! I think at one point they rocket jump off a rocket in mid-air..

And here is yet another funny commercial, Human Dominoes!.

Awesome video games!!!! Previews the NES!!

Ugh. I've been posting alot of video clips lately.. But I guess I have allways posted alot.. Even back in the heyday of Daler!

Blah.. Oh well.. More to come.. Time for beddy bye for me..

Morning quicky

I get to leave for work late this morning so I am gonna squeeze off a quick one.

Check out this video of EXTREME SITTING! Man I don't think I have ever seen someone do a 360 in a wheelchair...

Three Dead Rising links for you, the first is funny Megaman Goes To Willamette (In two parts) the Third is functional

Oh yeah, and I kinda have been finding GameJew to be entertaining!

Well. I gotta go potty and get my ass heading out to pick up some parts at the computer store. Laterz Yo

A Killer in me is a killer in you.

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be a surgeon in the days of yore? Well check out this little game, its quite addictive!

Note to self, Do not grab the 6000 volt electric fence!

I know I've been down on South Park for the last few years as being mostly crap, but I am still a fan of Matt and Trey. So check out this Orientation Video they filmed for new Universal Studios Employees, and was later ordered destroyed.

If you know me, you know I am partial to mindless violence, So here is a video of some sweet mixed martial arts ass kicking! And here is a pretty sweet video of 16 buildings being blowen up at the same time.

NICE! This video makes me want to break out TrackMania Sunrise again, 1000 cars all at once. A very graceful and awesome video. No NuMetal is a bonus..

And to finish, Todays BLECH OF THE DAY!!!! blech.. blech.. wheres the bleach??

Well, thats all I got for now.. been a bit busy the last few days.. More to come!

A little A, a little B

God. Hearing Betty White say Cockring never gets old..

Holy shit! Check out this insanely fast drinker!

Here is a handy website to help figure out how many miles per dollar your car gets. Kind of a neat way to look at it, It will also figure out how much your daily drive to work is costing you.

Check out this steerable Wifi Cantenna. Pretty bad ass. I want one!!

I think pretty much everyone realizes that car repair shops scam the shit out of you, but its kinda nice to see them get busted at it...

I laughed pretty hard atthis video of a couple of students pulling a PAc Man Prank..

THis is a SCAREY HUGE yellow jacket nest....

Just in case you haven't heard of Bump Keying yet, its some pretty scarey shit....

Ugh.. Well.. I think I am going to go play a little AdvancedWars DS and then try to get some sleep. I have a ton more links that didn't make it into this post. Hopefully tommorow night.

Till then my tender lumplings.

Its so much better when everyone is in.

Is ScroToss the game of the Future?! Check out this link for more information on everyones favorite Faux scrotum tossing game!

Oh my god. I seriously badly want to make myself a Bannana Phone.. Boop boo ba doo ba doop,

Oh god. I think every computer should be equipped with a USB BBQ!!!

Holy Shit. I'm the #4 hit on google for mausterbating!!!!111!

Ooooo.I want one of these... No.. Not the wife that cooks.. Just the apron!

What?! Dead rising is still killing Xbox 360s. Say it ain't so, the only reason to buy a XboxPoop60 is putting too much stress on the dual core processors.. Hmmm. I've been playing it for allmost a week now and can't say my systems died from it yet.. Its worth playing the odds for!!!

Oh when the Meth Comes Marching In. Ever wonder what the Wu Tang clan would sound like mixed with Some dixie style jazz? If so, check out Wu Orleans. Torrent here if your interested.

OK.. ok.. Maybe VideoJug isn't the best name for a Website based on video tutorials. Half Make, Half Youtube. Its a great idea.. But man.. spend a little time picking out the name.. VideoJugs sounds like a low rent porn site.. Especially when the first tutorial that comes up when I load it is "How to pitch a pop-up tent" followed by "how to juggle three balls"

This link is for Scott, cause I know he loves him some flash sand games. This one is called "Hell of Sand"

Kung-fu Vs. Yoga! Who will win in this match?!

From the new Cracked I have yet to check out, Winnie The Poo Meets Deadwood. The 100 Acre Deadwoods

MAn.. I cannot believe I waited this long to post this. The new transforms look like FUCKING ASS!!!! There. I said it. Its goign to suck. Its going to suck hard. LOOK AT THIS SHIT! GoBots could kick their asses now..

Here is a Conan skit about Rejected X-men characters. I hadn't seen this before. Found it while watching the kick ass Intro to the 2006 Emmys. Check out parts one and Two of that!!!

And to wrap up this short post:
Beer: The Midwife of Civilization. A good read about the history of our liquid friend.

Ooops.. Allmost forgot. Your BLECH OF THE DAY..

Fuckin Snorlax OWNS!

Are there computer programs that can be used to secretly fix elections?
Yes.

How do you know that to be the case?
Because in October of 2000, I wrote a prototype for Congressman Tom Feeney [R-FL]...

It would rig an election?
It would flip the vote, 51-49. Whoever you wanted it to go to and whichever race you wanted to win.

And would that program that you designed, be something that elections officials... could detect?
They'd never see it.

Fuckers......

You don't know dick about pokemon!

Got a big scarey doberman and want to disguise it? Get this poodle disguise kit!

How about anice picture of the Last Supper with all Starwarss characters in it?

This guy ATTEMPTS TO EAT A 5 LB BURGER WITH 54 TOPPINGS IN UNDER 30 MINUTES

Awww look at the cuddley wuddley wittle zwombies.. awww

Man, Every day more and more I consider moving my family to canada. Our plant has a sister plant about a hour from Toronto, and I would be about dead in the middle of My family in NY, and Jamies family here in Ohio. I get sick of listening to the people I work with saying backwards ass shit.

Here are some good examples of recent conversations I have been sucked into at work and basically had my entire office dismiss my disagreeing with them:

"We should stop allowing people from other Nations to come to America, and all the immagrates should be forced by law to speak English as their native language"

"We should just nuke Iraq and kill everyone there"

"I don't know why we have to worry about getting our Oil from the middle east, theres TONS IN ALASKA"

"There should be a law against singing the National Anthem in any language except for english"

"People do not live as long now as they did in the past"

I've taken to putting head phones at work, but I don't know how long I will be allowed to do that. I can't stand 9-11 hours of Country music a day, followed by that fucking bullshit Jingoism and patriotic cock waving.

Here are those cuddley zombies I promised! Look at them dammit. So cute!! More here in this Flickr set.

I think I posted this a few years ago, but this site streams the audio from movies for you to listen to.

HEre are two good Kevin Smith videos for you. One is him talking about his worst sexual experience, and the other one, is him playing Rock Paper Scissors at wizard world, and if he loses he will reveal his next project..

MAnaMana I allways thought it was Rolf that sang that..

Talking to Americans CBC Special f/ Rick Mercer
Congratulations CAnada our Neighbors to the south!

Bring me the head of Charlie Brown!! And on that page I stumbled across this crazy german rap video again day and thought I would share it again with all of you.

Baby Rock Records! All your favorite bands music for your baby!
Be sure to check out the lullabye versions of your favories:
Radiohead
Metallica
Tool
Nirvana
The Cure
The Pixies
And many more....

OhMiBod, the perfect iPod accessorie for all of you female music fans!

Throwing this out there in the middle of the post, here is your BLECH OF THE DAY  Of course check the gallery for best results

CHeck out the crazy artwork drawn in the dust on cars!

Homestar Runner is 10 years old today! (Note, its the 10th year annivsery of the comic book that spawned Homestar, not the actually flash animations themselves)

Nice! the featured article today on wikipedia is about The Watchmen! Awesome comic series!! Alan Moore is a fucking genius!

In case you really need 10000 reasons, at leas the world didn't end today.

This is now officially the most fucking insane japanese TV Show ever!! Holy shit thats fucking funny!

Check out thenew Weird Al song.  His new album is called "Straight Outta Lynwood" and should be out soon

These tetris Fridge Magnets are bad as as all hell!! I want!

Print out these awesome First Person Shooter glasses and feel like your in a FPS EVERYWHERE YOU GO!!

Oh yes, the greatest video game movie of all times is finally out on DVD!

Here is a link for my man Bruceson at work.

Just cause everything is cooler with LEDS!

HOBO NICKLES!! YAY!!!

Finally. I can get my drink on, no matter how rought the terrain!

God fucking Bless America!!!!! I heard about this today on the country station at work, and they were proud of it, and defending him. blah.

Well, its time for me to go check out the Bad Day LA demo that just came out, tweak my fonts on this site, then I think its off to bed.

Snootchie Bootchie

Right to the links. No smarmy asshole things to say today.

Check out this sweet acoustic cover of Hey Ya. Allmost as good as the Hey Ya charlie video.

Here is a website with some of Bill Waterson's (Calvin and Hobbes) rarest stuff

If only I had a shark to attach this to.

Man, somethings awful is exposing the worst of the AOL search logs in their typical fashion. Parts 1 and two. These are so good I cried from laughing so hard.

Wow. This guy drifting has to be one of the stupidest fuckers I have ever seen on the internets. Rule Number 1 of drifting, Stay in the car!!!

Final boarding call for Mr Terrorist, and Mr Al Kyder

Dear Insurance adjuster. I know this sounds crazy, but recently my car was smashed by a giant flying tire. Here is a video, PLz send my L3wt

For a low low low price of 6 bucks you can get your own personalized glass bottle of Heinz Ketchup!

WTF?! You can train gold fish??!?!?!?!?!?!?!111

Proverbs which also work the other way around

Once again its time for the corpse flower to bloom!

Two cool photography links for the price of one

The onion lampoons Wikipedia. Pretty funny

I was showing this awesome Pool trick to everyone I could this weekend. Its Genius!

I don't think I have ever posted about the wonderful Dorodango, or shiney balls of dirt. I want to make one before summer is over.

Here is a rather funny clip from family feud. God I love dumb people.

That about wraps it up for this post kiddies. Got to do a little more work on this PC I am fixing for a guy a work, then its time to pack it in for the night.

Lator Gators.

Lets play a game

Write down random combinations of words on little strips of paper and shove them in your pocket. At the start of your day pull one out, and see how many times during your day you can fit it into conversation in a manner that makes it sound like some deviant sex act. Today mine was "Mexican Pole Vaulting". Watch the look on peoples faces when you do this, and act like everyone should know what it means to slip someone the "dangly burrito".

New site design is up.. I still don't know if I am happy with the text colors. I may still dork around some with it.

LINKS!

TACOHOLIC MS PAINT Masterpieces for preserving the mental sanity of the working drone.

I hope this factory keeps OOmpa Loompas on site.

Two big news items today for World of Warcraft players.

Something awful has a Dead Rising Strategy guide that's fucking fantastic! Also everyone needs one of these Zombie Preparedness kits to hang on their wall and make the world a safer place!

Oh yes. Its the Poke' Polka!!!

4 sale One New Species A++++ FREE SHIPPING!!!!

Yes kids. Even Madonna's Camel Toe has its own MySpace page!

Lots of news today about the Transformers movie! And how they are going to ruin it!!

This is quite possibly the most poorly formed argument against the Xbox360 EVAR!

And to cap this short one off. Ninja Loves Pirate! A fun game for you to enjoy!

Defragging - Therapy for Robots

Ugh.

I feel like poo today. Had to go to work early and give some training. I know computers have only been around what.. 25 years now (Happy belated PC by the way). Why the LIVING FUCK don't more people know how to use them yet? I mean.. people in jobs where they have to use the fucking things day in and day out cannot fucking use them. It makes my heart sad when I have to train 30 people who fucking make excel documents EVERY FUCKING DAY over and over and over again how to not make excel documents that are 50megs+ and email them back and forth.

OK. With that out of my system on with the links. Get and drink and get comfy. This is gonna be a long one.

Thank you for fucking dieing already. I definitely won't be missing hearing about you phantom.

Here's a funny little bit involving tetris. I think I may get one of the Japanese guys at work to translate this for me and it will probably be even more funny.

I always loved doing shit like this when I was younger and had time to go camping all the time Check out these two links to make your own altoid tin survival kit.

This is what happens when you get too much junk mail and have WAY too much time on your hands. Pretty cool though.

Clell Tickle: Dreammaker, Indie Marketing Guru, Psychopath?

Multiphonic chanting, Throat Singing, Whatever you call it, there are some awesome links about it in this metafilter thread. No mention of the Bjork Album that featured it heavily.

Check out this killer pool trick. A guy uses a nickel on the table to split two balls.

Hey xbox fanboys, Check out what can happen if your fancy pants 360 users more then one core at a time.. I still plan on getting one next week just for that game though..

Apparently CRACKED magazine has relaunched with a new format, with some heavy writers on board now too. I may have to hunt this down. 3.99 for 80 pages CHEAP!
Wait.. I just finished the reading the preview and this line fucking SOLD ME:
New Comics by: Get Your War On and My New Fighting Technique Is Unstoppable's David Rees
Yeah. I know GYWO is in every issue of Rolling stones, but its toned down and not as good. Ok, fine.. Where's my change jar!

Glad that David Copperfield finally went Nunshittingly insane.

Samuel L. Jackson on the daily show talking about Mother Snakes on a Motherfucking Plane!

OOOoooo Today's Worth1000 Photoshop contest was "remixing M.C. Echoer" definitely worth a click.

Stephen Colbert is here to help us all protect our online identity on the internets.

Reggie spills the beans about the free online portion of the Wii, and more details of their strategy. Like I needed more reasons to buy this thing. Wireless and online out of the box for no extra money, and my poor gamer ass may be able to afford it.

Two cool clips, One a tank full of Piranhas, the other is just kinda sick.

I hate the price is right. Hate it. This clip is awesome though. This is quite possibly the worst player ever! I swear Bob Barker is calling her a Stupid Douche at the end of the clip..

I was telling one of my friends about these blacklight tattoos awhile back. Pretty cool idea.

Mmmm. I loves me some Mandelbrot. Sweet little video. Fractals have always amazed me. I enjoyed this immensely. I used to have a sweet fractal screensaver back in the days of windows3.1, when afterdark was King!

I am just replaying Dungeon Siege 2 in preparation to get Broken world. This kinda disgusts me though.

This Optimus Prime felt puppet is fucking killer! I need to make one of these, and one of the Chewey ones too!!

Could this be one of the greatest films of our time?! Could the battle between this and SOAP (snakes on a plane) mean the end times are near?

Do you have lots of little barcode "club" cards on your keychain? Use this slick little site to combine them all into one!

I thought this was a pretty fun read. The missing body parts of 10 Famous People.

Here's a neat new coke commercial. Quite slick.

Thanks to the Japanese, I have yet another reason not to poop in public toilets.. Besides weird poo monsters.

I found this video of the Treadmill Bike somewhat discomforting to watch. It somehow moves in a "not right" manner.

I Was going to post this link and call it good enough on the subject of Remade NES consoles. But then I remembered I had a link buried deep in the "Bookmarks of Doom" that I have been cultivating since 1999. So I present you a even more kick ass NES replacement with wireless controllers! Plus they have robots on their site, so guess who wins?

Just in case you ever wanted to make a boat out of paper, MAKE has you covered.. I guess this combined with the paper tank I posted higher up you would be set for a small scale invasion.

Holy shit!!I want a slip and slide like these fuckers!

What do you do with a 500Lb rubber band ball? Smash the fuck out of your car!!

Just because its:
Funny
Cool
Dumb

Check out some of the upcoming features for blogger. I've been gay for blogger for years, Some of these sound extra sweet!

Oh oh oh oh I saved this for the end of the post. TECH TV REBORN! official press release here. UndoTV I love you already!!!

And finally a little tiny BLECH OF THE DAY!!!!!!! check the gallery on that one.

Ok, well that's it for this one kids. Time for me to squeeze it off and call it a post. Now I am gonna go mess with some PHP goodness.

***UPdate. I was spell checking this post with Windows Live Writes built in spell checker and check out these suggestions it gave me:
fuckign - ducking
gonna - gonad
poo - pogo
shit - shift
Dreammaker - Dressmaker
Bjork - Jerk
fanboy - annoy
Nunshittingly - Nauseatingly
remixing - premixing
Wii - WWII
Mandelbrot - Cancelbot
Optimus - Optimism
blogger - logger or booger

What the fuck is a Cancelbot? Is it cooler then fractals?

Thoughtcream for your browser!

Now with crunchy zombie bits in ever post.

I saw that Windows Live Writer went into beta today at work, so I grabbed and and I am "semi" impressed so far. Its not too bad. It was pretty slick the way it grabbed all my current settings and whatnot from blogger and ported them over rather smoothly.

I had been using a windows front end for blogger for some time, so the realm of WLR is not too much of a stretch for me. I have allways found w.bloggar to work really well.

Going through my daily reads, I see that Cory is also checking out WLR. Hmmm.. If hes adopting it this early it must be decent.

On with the links!!!

Here is a clip from the daily show, of John Stewart Interviewing Kermit the Frog.

Why has it taken this long for modern clothing technology to come up with a solution to plumbers crack?!

This digg post may interest any of you comic book fans.

Just in case you ever wanted to know how to make a giant rubber band ball.

Just cause I knows all my homeys loves them some engrish.

Welcome to Endgame :: World War on Google Maps.

This video is called "Need more Bass" I think they are completely wrong.

These clips of all the shows we grew up loving should keep you busy for quite awhile.

Who has two thumbs and loves video of people doing things played in reverse???? THis guy<<<<<

Here is a excellent reason not to drink TOO heavily and bowl. Or to bowl at all I guess..

I thought this prank was quite funny. Yeah I know the whole general idea has been done before. But deal with it!

I think this is quite possibly the greatest laptop case EVER. If someone got me one I could die a happy happy man.

It would be criminal to not mention Gary Larsons Birthday today. Mental Floss does him justice! Adding Mental Floss to Daily sites to check right now...

Ok.. Off to work on the redesign a bit before bed. TTFN MOFOS!

ME, You, Together we make a Spork

Five Fat Girls Sought. Cops report "flurry of chubby fists" in Toledo milk heist

The 11 weirdest ancient mysteries

Imagine for a second, if one man, took the 12 greatest interweb songs and created a medley from them. Enjoy!

If I close my eyes, can you see me? Anyone who knows me knows I love crazy ass videos that make no sense, and I love showing them to other people and the weird way they look at you after you show them, laughing the entire time about how funny the video is. But I know you watched that video and your asking. Jon.. Does it get weird. Oh fucking hell yes does it ever. Its definatly good in a weird way.. I think..


Sometimes I hate seeing Pilots for TV shows that never got picked up. Because you see how FUCKING FACE MELTINGLY AWESOME a pilot is, then you wonder why the douchebags at the stations never picked it up....

I'm sure I speak for every member of the human race when I say this. I often find myself sitting down and saying "self. How awesome of a Rapper would Rodney Dangerfield have been??" Now we know!

Beeny Royston and Jadeel, AKA the Jamacian Sweat Band. Ya Hear me now?

But Jon, what if I want nothing more today then to see someone play the Legend of Zelda song on a Ueklele? Your every wish is my command.

PS3 Vs Wii. Like I needed any more convincing.

Soy sauce.. is made from.. PEOPLE!!!

Ever want to see what it would look like if some crazy bastard went batshitinsane in your apartment complex with a sword. Well here you go.

Another quickie

Just a short one tonight kids. Lots of work to do.

I present to you several Phone Losers of America vides, Taco Bell Takeover is great!

Call be a fanboy, but I really want Nintendo Monopoly! Also be sure to check out the new cashless monopoly

I am currently checking this game out and it seems rather cool.

Hopefully a longer post will find its way on here tommorow night.
I also have a redesign in the works, and as you can see on the right.. I am refusing to call this a blog, I never did call it a blog. It has and allways will be in my opinion a E/N site. I'm taking that shit back..

Sweet holy moses I miss TechTV

I have spent my night tonight watching old tech tv clips. Its sad how far that channel has fallen. I do not even turn on G4 any more. Its dead to me.

Heres a sweet DIY guide to make a glider out of your fast food container. I may have to get some on the way to work tommorow to do this.

I don't know what they were planning on doing with them, but I am sure glad they returned them!

Short post tonight kiddies. Got lots to do for work tonight..

Boom chica chica wow

OOO I found a new site that I am really liking. Its called Evil Mad SCientist LAboraties. Check out "how to make a simple electric motor" in less then a minute. Or how to extract Rare earth Magnets out of kids toys.

I think I am going to sign up for BookMooch. It looks like a really cool service!

Check out the big Wikipedia list of Fictional curse words


Really not much else today. Kinda busy, but I want to keep postin. Enjoy!

Angels with dirty faces

Sweet god Tricky is awesome.

This is by far the coolest USB flash drive I have ever seen!

I think this would be a totally awesome place to eat

How is it that these crazy ass japanese prank shows don't get their asses sued off? If someone did this in the US it would be litagation city. This is some extra funny shit too!!

I still think this is one of the most utterly bad assed keyboards evar!


Check out this sweet video of the "bubble bandits" in action

This video is without a doubt one of the more batshit insane things I have ever seen.

The only thing better then that fact that you can get your groceries from Amazon.com is the reviews!!!

Well.. Gotta get ready to run my shadowrun game tommorow.. More later internet!

This one goes out to my homies!

Sweet fancy moses, darth vader is a dickhead!

Mmmm beer made from melting ice caps.. Tastes like apocylpse!

I am a huge Mike Mignola fan. I have been reading hellboy for years. So I need to stress to anyone that sees this GO WATCH the pilot for "The Amazing Screw-On Head" I must cling to the slightest chance that it may at some point get picked up.

Ever dread having to go that meeting that you know is just going to drag on forever and not get anything done. This website is here to help.

Man.. Steven Colbert, your the reason we can't have anything nice around here...

This is why thou shalt not fuck with moms from the suburbs with lots of free time on their hands!

You know your boss is going to catch you browsing this shit when your supposed to be wrapping up that mother fucking powerpoint presentation. So use this site to help your compulsion to check out the crazy internets

Chad Vader, Day shift manager

Check out these crazy ass racks!

Allright. I gotta go crash now. Its feeling easier each time I do it.. Like riding a bike or something.

link'in like a Mofo

Hello internet. How have you been?
I've been very busy lately.
Yeah, I know... I'm sorry... I missed you two.
Maybe I can make it up with some linkies for you. Maybe we can start being friends again internet..
Yes.. I know I used to tell you I loved you.. I think I do still love you..
I don't know.. I don't know if we can ever go back to the way it was. Maybe we should just be friends.
listen.. Lets just take this slow, lets see how it feels and then maybe.. just maybe..

Regular old RockPaperScissors not fucking EXTREME enough for you boyo?

All My Jobs, a guy documents all the jobs he has ever had. A great read! He has definatly had some rather interesting jobs. Also worth a read are his Mostly True Stories.

Yummy Portable apps for your memory stick, from virus scanners to firefor to graphic design programs. More here and here, and Be sure to get Pstart to launch it all easy, and Lock it down with this article. Also gotta say, I love my tiddlywiki on my thumbdrive, it makes a awesome portable notepad.

All the info you could ever want to know about Homestar Runner.

Here is a interesting technique to make easy to use chopsticks for kids (or yourself if your not handy with the sticks)

This is by far one of the coolest mods I have seen in awhile!

I allways thought just plain old regular NERF was pretty cool. I guess this guy figured he needed to kick shit up a notch or two and make his own high powere NERF gun. Or maybe something smaller is more your style

MMmmmm Scambled Emu Egg!!

See you later....

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A few of my favorite things

I have been a huge fan of the animutations since.. like forever ago. But I just watched Earth Vs. The Funk for the first time and its fucking awesome! YAY!

And WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Oh man.. I want one of these wooden keyboards.. Nice! The 2500 dollar price tag is a bit prohibitive though.

Oh god. This is definatly todays BLECH OF THE DAY!!! ARGGGHHHH

GOSH! Superman is such a dick!!

Well.. I keep falling asleep at the computer so i think i am going to wrap this post up now and take a nap.

My name is Jonas.

Is mcdonalds encouraging its consumers to have some kind of weird ass food sex with its double cheeseburgers?

This is hot. I would so buy this as soon as it hits the market.. One big pad and just throw your rechargable shit on it and it goes and charges it up... One pad to charge them all, and in darkness bind them!

Just in case you ever need to know the reason why you have asshair!

The Hummer PC mod!

Oh hell yeah. Its a foldable katamari damacy guy! FUCK YEAH!

Check out these videos of Del the funkee homosapian (Aka Deltron 3030) performing at the Sega Dreamcast launch.. Especially good is protoculture, an awesome rap about video games.

Tube gossip. Interesting bits overheard on the subway

Grand Theft Auto Brick City. Too bad it will never happen for real.. it would be awesome.. but keep the hope alive that lego star wars will be a good game!

I have quite a few links saved up from the past months that i was keeping in case i started posting again. So i will be smattering them in and hoping that you guys like them.

One example is the star wars one man show! Nosing around on the site also found me a short film that this guy did called "x spots the mark" which was very entertaining/

I don't know if you guys got to play with sodium in highschool lab or not.. but I did. I allways wondered what dropping three pounts of it in a pool would be like! INCREDIBLE!

First there was the prank where the guy parked like a asshat to see what kind of notes got left on his window.. Then came the semi anti=prank where someone decided to leave nice notes on the windows of people who parked well.

Something awful formum: New changes to the starwars saga!

And to wrap it up. The Beastles! Some nice mashup fun for you!

TTFN

[Listening to: Son Of A Preacher Man - Aretha Franklin - (2:28)]

Come on ride the pony, get get down.

Bing Guns - pictures of the 16 inch guns of the U.S. Battleship Wisconsin being fired and making things asplode! Also check out these videos of kamikaze pilots in action

This weekend I purchased a senseo Coffee machine. I wanted something to quickly supply me a quick cup of coffee on my slightest whim. This fucking fits the bill to a T. I am in love. It sits on my computer desk now in its own special spot. Ready and waiting to pump delicious coffee directly into my cup at my fancy. Now i just need the sexy little holder for my delcious coffee pods

Haha. Funny commercial for you

Learn to be a fucking NINJA!!! YES!!!! Ninja wisom on weapons:
CROSSBOW
A Ninja won't kill people with this. He'll use it to shoot an arrow attached to a rope, then climb to where the people are, then kill them.
Here is a bonus link to a story about a ninja wailing on his guitar with his super boner to defeat the pirates.. Of course that comes from the ever wonderful realultimatepower site.

Think of a movie character. Now click this link and see if they can guess it! They got mine 4 times in a row..

I'm telling you right now, sony not opening up the UMD media for the PSP is quite possibly one of the worst decisions they could make.. I really hope for their sake they will decide to open up the format.

OH GOD! ITS THE HASSELHOFFIAN RECURSION

Attack of the giant squids!

Fuck yeah! its the advanced macking guide!!! Sample videos are a great thing!

Oh yeah! its darth tater!

Oh, and lest we forget! todays BLECH OF THE DAY

[Listening to: Neighborhood #4 (7 Kettles) - The Arcade Fire - Funeral (4:49)]

Please do not fuck this up you fucking fuckers

I swear to god i will have someones ass if they fuck up this fantastic 4 movie. I swear a blood oath on this point right now!
I mean.. ok.. they allready made a sort of fuckup because they are giving Dr. Doom powers and the same origin as the rest of the FF.. FUCK.. Victor VonDoom NEEDS NO SUPER POWERS! Next thing you know he will have fucking organic web spinners.. I hear those are all the rage..

[Listening to: Pardon Me - Incubus - Make Yourself (3:43)]

Good eye, sniper. Here I'll shoot, you run.

Been a crazy last couple days.. Up is down. Penny Arcade has revoked their game of the year award for WOW.

I have been avoiding posting because the reall shitty revamped blogger interface was getting my goat. It was bothering the fuck out of me that once my post got longer then one screen if I put a link it, it would scroll up to the top.. And you all know how much I lurve my linkies.. So now i am trying out w.bloggar and so far I am quite happy. Oh and since I am having a shit hard time getting into wow i have relinquished my soul to RE4 and named it my new master. Holy shit this game is insanly good.. Fucking good!

Check out Office Bricolage! Make weapons from common office items!

MMMMMMmm I just saw this recipe on food tv (40 dollars a day with Rachel Ray). All i can say is YUM. It makes me crave pineapple upside down cake so badly!

OOOOOO airboat racing in HalfLife 2! AWESOME! First truely multiplayer mod to come out!

Want to hack your coke machine! DO IT!

Check out this sweet zelda tatoo.. very nice! More here!

A halo RTS! should be awesome! I may have to reinstall C&C Generals for this!

Ok. I am going to call this one done here and test out the posting feature on w.bloggar
Peace out!

[Listening to: Cowboy Dan - Modest Mouse - Lonesome Crowded West (6:18)]

don't wanna be an american idiot!!!

Listening to the newest Green Day alblum.. I've had it sitting here for a few months.. Just now getting time to do a proper listen through.. So far I am definatly liking it.

Click here to see what happens when you combine a Aibo with a read dog. I mean.. not combine like making a cyborg dog.. but.. oh man.. Place in the same room with a piece of meat between them.

Someone created a nifty portal site to view those nice unsecured securtiy cams.. and you can even list them by location.. NOICE

Check out this sweet etch-a-sketch mod!!

Read about the trials and tribulations of a call girl agency.. Fun! Again people. I cannot stress enough. If you have something you want to keep secure and hidden.. Like a shift diary from a call agency... Then try a password! The site is old and defunct.. but still a heck of a read.. I wish i could find their website they keep mentioning, that would be great!

Meet the cubes. Cube farm fresh fun

Robert Cringely's 2005 tech predictions

Googles History of the usenet!

I think thats about it.. Time to go play WOW or Gary's Mod for HL2..

this is so meta

What do you do if you have too much money?

Funny Story from 2004

* i had this post all ready to upload this morning. but i dropped the ball and never hit post before work.. so the mega cool camera thing is probably old news to you all*


Scott and I found out about the GNAA back in october when they hacked the dremel tool pumpkin carver website to have a goatse pumpkin mixed in with the other ones.. GENIUS! I don't know which is better, the GNAA or the IAGSDC


At one point when the new Karaoke Revolution game came out I wanted to get it for Jamie. I called our local video game store and this is our conversation:
Me - "Hello do you have the new release 'Karaoke Revolution 2' for the PS2
Them - "One second..... Nope. We just have Karaoke Revolution 1.. Is that what you want?"
Me - "No. I am looking for Karaoke Revolution 2. The second one."
Them - "Sorry we don't carry that type of game"
At this point I gently take the phone and smash it into my forehead repeatedly..
WHAT TYPES OF GAMES DON'T THEY CARRY? SEQUELS?? WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!

My prediction to the biggest news story of the day. Unsecured webcams. More here and here is the direct google link. Post any cool ones you find in the comments for us to all share!

I had no idea that Will Smith had such disdain for normal old toilet paper..

Is it wrong how happy this makes me? Perhaps I really and just a cold bitter shell of a man..

C'mon... Be a Hostess to my Ding-Dong!

Check out this insanly in depth SNL site. Allmost everything you could possibly want to know about SNL.... Except where the fuck Tina Fey got that scar..

I just thought i should remind you guys about baiting.. some of the funniest shit ever!

Want to know what some of your favorite rockers looked like as a kid?

Landover Baptist has been some funny shit for a long long time.. Good thing they have finally exposed the super secret homosexual handshake. Be sure to pick up your "What Would Jesus Do?" Thong while your there

If your into Zombies, even a little bit, I gotta suggest you go and read this.. I started reading from about 3 weeks after it started and followed the updating to the end.. Go read.. Very good stuff..

Well.. its a short one today, but news and links have been slower then ass.. World of warcraft is down.. Nothing is happening online..
Hopefully tommorow will be a better day..

*singing* chin chin chin chin chin chin chin chin chin

Well.. Its the start of a new year and I have been jonesing to start blogging again.. I still find lots of cool shit and I am still compelled to share it. Cory's finally got his site being updated on a regular basis so I think the time is right..
Speaking of Cory, he has a list of the best video games of 2004 up on his site.. I geneerally agree with him on it, I am suprised he put HL2 above Halo2 for the best FPS. Not suprised because I think Halo 2 is better, suprised because Cory is a self admitted MS whoremonger and I have pictures to prove it! I definatly agree that HL2 is the far superior game.. About the only additions I would make to his list are:
Best "Rolling Things Up Into a Giant Ball" Game : Katamari Damacy (which is allmost my favorite overall game of 2004, right after WOW)
Best VG related purchase that suprised the fuck out of you with how good it was and it didn't even disappoint even a little bit : The Nintendo DS
Gotta give alot of love to the DS, Even though the launch titles are still slim, the fucking demo for Metroid hunters fucking blew me away.. Using the thumb pad its just like a PC FPS.. In fact its better then most FPSs that came out this last year.

I would also like to add my opinions of the top cds and movies i have enjoyed this last year
Music:
Modest Mouse - Good news for people who love bad news
Franz Ferdinand - Franz Ferdinand
Coheed and Cambria - In Keeping Secrets Of Silent Earth 3
Interpol - Antics (and listened to their first alblum for the first time and its equally as kick ass)
The Killers - Hot fuss
Honorable Mention - Beastie Boys - To the 5 burroughs, Bowling for Soup - A Hangover you don't deserve, Green Day - American Idiot, The Hives - Tyrannosaurus Hives

Movies:
Napoleon Dynamite - best fucking movie of the year, Bar NONE. Been a long time since a movie has affected me like this one has.. I fucking quote it non-stop.
Shaun of the dead - exactly what the dawn of the dead reamake should have been
Spiderman 2 - like I had a choice here
Hellboy - Possibly better then spidey2
The Trailer for Sin City - Honestly. Between the two trailers (one two) for this movie, they are better then 90% of the dreck that came out this last year. Fucking Robert Rodriguez believes in these movies so much that he has resigned from the directors guild of america to make these the way that he wants to make them. If you have not yet read the Sin City Comics then GO GET THEM NOW. Frank Miller is a fucking god in the comic industry and you cannot call yourself a fan of comics without haveing read the sin city books. Amazon has some examples of his art from sin city up that you can check out for comparison. In fact it seems to be a decent chunk of Marv's story. Also check out the IMDB page for it for some interesting information about it.

Oh and on the HL2 tip, download and install this mod right fucking away! Cory you will seriously shit yourself if your allready impressed with the physics of HL2. And it gives you the ablity to pose the chars from the game making humpy humpy if you so please. Check out some screenshots here! For example check out how fucking pimp this is..

Ooooo Talk of a Tenacious D Movie? YAY!

Since I feel Katamari Damacy was one of the best games of the last year. I am very excited about this.. More pictures here

Cellphone Privacy booths! AWESOME!

Ok.. thats basically it for right now.. Lets see how long I can keep it up this time..
Cheers and Happy new year!!!

*edit* comments should be enabled now..

Get busy child

There will be no link descriptions in this post. Oh god the Links Abound! So much Linkage!

Blech of the day And Another Man, I really should save these up.

HAHA guess who my two favorite people are? This link is for them! Seriously! Consider it!!

Hope you enjoy the linkies!

Squeezing off a quick one

Sweet Time waster

Rolling a Car

BLECH OF THE DAY

I'm gonna whip you silly and I'm gonna fuck you stupid.

Way of the gun has such fucking great dialog. I love that movie.

I was wondering today where fruit flies come from.. are they allways on our fruit and we eat them with our fruit or what? Luckily the straight dope is here to help

Ever wonder what some possible titles to your favorite one hit wonder songs could be?

Here is a cool little CAstlevania flash game for you.

Buck Truck the rapping trucker Need I say more?

Grayson. Dick Grayson. FUCK YEAH! This is allmost better then batman: dead end

What is this crazy mystery animal? Weird

Why dear lord is anitfreeze so yummy?!

More then you could ever want to know about bottle water

Take one fancy pants italin food expert and one wine and spirits expert. Insert them into a non fancy pants "restuarant" like The Olive Garden and hilarity ensues

Make yourself a GIANT keyboard

MMMMMMM watermelons. Square and Pyramid style!

Todays BLECH OF THE DAY

well.. its work time. Enjoy

Like a moth to the flame

Whats up my tender lumplings?
Last week was pretty lame for me, I had to reformat and reinstall windows about 203897213918209i9sas90802 times. But now everything seems pretty stable and good to go.
On the up side I have been hoarding links through the week so this should be a long ass post.

Lets start off with a little art... MADE OUT OF CHEWED GUM!

Next I have a couple of sweet games for you to waste your time with, First a simple yet addictive little game, Next Megaman Vs. Ghosts and Goblins

Click on "bobby yang erupts. See the video" on the bottom right to see some bomb ass van halen played on a fucking violin

Oh yes my friends. Its geek Bling

Hmmmm.. This is making me think about replaceing my cable modem with this service.

spamusement - comics based on spam subject lines.

I still think the interrobang is the greatest punctuation EVER!!!

Hanzo Steel. Remixes from kill bill

A.W.O.L. - Alcohol With Out Liquid™

Here is a very good article about Alton Brown. A true god amongst men.

Good lord this is the biggets rabbit EVER

Play 20 questions with a computer!

I posted about the computer in the motorcycle. Well Check this out scott.

And to wrap it all up, todays BLECH OF THE DAY
And here is a bonus BLECH OF THE DAY to make up for all the ones I have missed lately

Well. The post wasn't quite as long as I would have liked it to be, but I gotta wrap it up before work.

Dear Internet,

How are you today?

The way I started this post reminded me of the website "Love letters to the internet". That site has long been one of my favorite favorite favorite things ever on the internet. Its soooo fucking great.

Holy crap! this is the most efficient living space ever. Its crazy!

I don't remember if I have ever linked to this site that lists all of the crazy ass shit that you can dig up on google. Fear your privacy!

If you are going to have a band, you have to name it right! This page will help. I still think that some of the japanese band names are crazier though! Would you like bonus links with that?

Scott sent me this link a few days ago and I figured its only fair that I share it with you all. All like.. three or four of you so far at least.

Perhaps you would like some old school game level backgrounds for your computer! Drop a link to any site with good video game backgrounds in the comments if you have any!

I would love to work at Huh? I think it would be the greatest corporation to work at.. maybe..

If you haven't seen the fucking awesome mario brothers theme played on a guitar guy, then check him out, There was also another version with some kid playing it on a piano, but this is even better, The mario theme, on a piano, blindfolded. Bonus link for speedruns via bittorrent

Test your drunken walking skills here!

YAY! lighter tricks (previously Zippo Tricks) has had its US block lifted so once again you can go check out all the crazy ass lighter tricks there

Check this out if you are into military shit.. Pretty sweet MI-24 custom painted helicopters.

Do punk rockers cry? Oh yes.. but more improtantly, do goths have dumb pets? OHHH YESS

Celebrities: PLEASE STOP NAMING YOUR KIDS DUMB NAMES! Your starting a trend. I'm talking to you Jason Lee.

Scroll down just a little on this page and see the fucking awesome origami FAMICOM

A little something something for you family guy fans.

Sooper doods UNITE!

This is as close to a BLECH OF THE DAY as I could find for this post.. Better luck next time!

MMMMM mmmm good

I love wario ware inc mega mini games. Its addictive and insane. And it appears that the kind of gaming style it uses is catching on!

Rather reek havoc in real life instead of in a game? Then build your own PVC flame thrower!

Mario and Zelda Big Band. BAD ASS

Is it a toaster oven? HELL NO BEYOTCH! Its a PVR!

Help Hulk Hogan, Fatass He-man, and Mr. T bring down bush and fight the power!

Toyko People Packer! I think that would be a great name for a band

Dial a number and be transported to another place

Here is a leaked potential script, and some footage from the next spidermand movie.

Ever get really tired of doing your day to day bullshit? Why not just throw together a golem to do your shit for you

I know alot of you have probably considered signing up for this DVD rewinding service, but save your money! You can now buy a dedicated DVD rewinder for your home!

Ask the Tech Girl, a hot techy sexy babe answers your questions

Ever wonder how tape is made? Well, here is how!

How much do you know about spiderman? I got one wrong on this, some of them are quite hard...

Check out some of these awesome pencilmations, Some are very very very cool

Want to know about every spiderman villian EVER! then make with the clicky

Cooking with google, This is fucking awesome, I can't believe I have never seen this before.

Ok.. well I guess i am gonna go find a good nethack client and mess around with it, I have been forcing myself to try to play warcraft3 for the last three days and I have decided beyond a shadow of a doubt IT FUCKING BLOWS

Early in the morning, rising to my feet

Holy shit. Evil Dead the musical was one of the best fucking things I have EVER seen in my entire life. I fucking cried because I was laughing so hard. Seriously, If they have another run next year it is sooo worth the drive to toronto. Plus its a pretty nice city, I wish Nate and I would have had more time to explore the city, There was a pretty sweet Comic book shop next door to the theater, and Honest Eds was right down a block or two! (scroll down and look at the pictures, the place was CRAZY). Then we went and had Thai for supper before the show. While waiting for the show we were encouraged by the people going to seat us to try a nice canadian beer while we waited for the doors to open. We were seated in the fourth row, right behind the blood seats!
After the show we found our way out of city and started home, No trip would be complete without a stop at Canadian Tire, and buying some Aero Bars We got home at about 5am and all in all it was a awesome trip, allthough I was not able to acquire any Poutine

Since its monday and some of you don't have this week off. I will give you this little time waster, I have been playing it for about the last 30 minutes or so and its quite fun. You can also play this fun game, and see if you can answer "what is it?"

Poutine is just one of the many wonderful foods featured on this website.

I think I have posted some infiltration websites before, but there is allmost allways something good on them. There is a infiltration of the theatre that we went to to see the musical.

I don't quite know what to think about the new Spy Vs. Spy Mt. Dew commercials yet.. I have allways been a big Spy Vs. Spy fan, I've read mad magazine forever, and I even used to play their videogame all the time.

Well.. I am gonna go watch spiderman with my mom since she hasn't seen the first one yet, and I figure she has to see it before we see the new one on tuesday.. I really hope its good. Hellboy has upped my expectations for comic book movies even further.

Open up your mind and let the sun shine in.

Mindgame, a 2d/3d animated movie from one of the animation houses that worked on the animatrix. Seriously, I hope this gets a proper english dub because it looks like one of the best animated things I have EVER seen. Its fucking CRAZY. At times it kinda reminds me of foolycooly, Which I loved.

Scott. I am exicted to see your new bike, Does it look like this? Does it run Linux?

Here you can read about how the discovery of beer created civilization as we know it!

Heatvision and Jack! the greatest pilot show you have never seen. Its got owen wilson, jack black, and Ben Stiller. Jack Black Plays Jack, the worlds smartest man, Owen Wilson plays Heatvision, Jacks unemployed roommate whos intelligence has been put into a talking motorcycle! As great as it sounds my friends!

Do you know the difference between shit and shinola?

The power pizza! Laptop protection on the cheap!

This link is for Nathan. Lots of videos of drummers doing their thing.

Mmmmmm weird food.. ymmmmm

ugh.. welll.. I better get to sleep. I have a dr. appointment at 8.30 in the morning, then a seven hour drive to toronto to see EVIL MOTHERFUCKING DEAD THE MUSICAL!!! RAHHHHHH FUCK YEAH!!!
The greatest case mod of all time!

This is about as close as I could find for the blech of the day! Enjoy!

My pet thrashes the most!

Check out HATE BEAK and Caninus!

Ron Burgundy likes a little afternoon delight.

I have been reading this site for a couple months now. I really really dig it. If you like zombies its fucking awesome. There is plenty to read through in the journal.

Also.. check out the Kingdom of Loathing for some browser-rific rpging. Its fun to bash Knob Goblins!

Download or buy and listen to the new modest mouse alblum. ALOT! its fucking fantastic. I am soooo into it,..

Ugh.. well I gotta go get ready for werk and crap.. Vacation next week! Whee!

Guess what?

I'm back bitches!

Scott told me the other day that he still reads my archives. Well, until my old host went down he did, and I have been finding a lot of crazy stuff lately.. So I guess its time to open the doors of linky goodness.

Gmail is the buzz right now, but screw that! Get this kickass free email instead!

Good lord, I just about shat myself laughing at these edited spiderman comics. Keep hitting refresh to see more! This reminds me of those edited Dilbert comics from some time ago.... Here comes the cock boat!

Here are some pretty sweet small starwars games to distract you.

Check out some awesome ass clocks!

This guy is pretty cool, making a entire band of robots and then fronting it and touring.. Pretty cool in a noise metal kinda way..

This is quite a funny video, I rather enjoyed it.

And to bring this whole fiasco to a end for this post, your blech of the day

.....

I take it back..
This is the blech of the day!


Well, that's it for now, bedtime for me after I play a little COH and a little Psi-ops. Night night.

End of the road

ASdf.

I'm through.

I've been trying to write this post for a week or so.. mulling it over in my head.. and now that I am sitting down to actually write it.. Its just too hard.

I don't even know what all to say. The site is obviously dead.. I don't browse the interweb like I did back in the day. And even then.. I just don't get excited about shit like I did then either.. I guess mainly because I just don't really have anyone to share it with like I used to.. I just popped it open tonight to go look for something in the archives, and I saw the smacktards comment on the top post, and figured it was time to get this written. Maybe by shutting the book on this site, I can close out the chapter of my life that this was in some way the heart of.

I started this site back on October 19th of 2000. Just was a way of sharing the crazy shit that I was finding every day with my friends and coworkers in tech support. So much has changed in three years. I've gotten married, had our first kid, and (I like to hope) maybe even grown up a little bit through it all. But even though I have everything I have ever wanted in my life with my loving wife and son. Part of me feels empty and black. I used to have the most fucking awesome friends in the world. Back before I left tech support (a decision I don't think I will ever forgive myself for) my friends were really the focal point of my life. I worked with most of them every day, and hung out constantly with them. The memories I have of the times I spent with them are ones that I will never forget, or I guess forgive myself for ending either. I remember what seemed like countless hours playing video games, driving around, or just goofing around. I don't regret getting married or starting a family.. Jamie is my best friend and my heart. But its very often that I think, "man.. Cory would have really gotten that joke." or, "Geeze.. Scott would apperciate these legos more then anyone else in the world", or "Man, Joel sure was a crack-head unlike any other, good lord he could make me laugh". I don't have anyone to drive around with at 2 in the morning when I can't sleep and get milkshakes with and goof off of, or just to play midtown madness with for hours on end.

Now.. I said "used to have". I guess I still do in one sense. I would still go to the ends of the earth if one of them called out of the blue and told me they needed me. I would drop everything for any one of them and do anything they could want. But.. I don't know.. I don't know if its something that I've done and not realised it.. or what..

I guess as far as I am concerned this is my last post on this website in its current form. Who knows what I will do with it... I will definately leave it up. We'll allways have the archives. And it some small condolence to know that for at least awhile I was the number one search on google for free jetsons porn, and naked pictures of the olsen twins. I even met some pretty cool people from other places throughout it all. But this is it.. the end.. I am tired. I worked my entire sunday today for some nice overtime at work, and I couldn't sleep after I got home at midnight. I hope I got everything out in a somewhat readable manner, so that I can feel somewhat done with feeling what I have been feeling as of late. I just hope getting it all out and written will let me get over everything... To everyone, Thank you for all the great times, I wouldn't trade them for the world. I hope maybe someday there may even be some more.

Important tech news

Learn how to defraggle your harddrive.

MMORPGs

Is dark ages of camelot still the MMORPG of choice out there? Or is there something better? I have been really jonesing for some awesome MMORPG action like I used to have with cory in EQ. And the free game Pristontales just isn't doing it any more..

In Tomb Raider people ACTUALLY FLY

I know its hard to wrap your minds around this concept. But its for real. I have watched this movie and I was amazed. People ACTUALLY FLY! I have never seen this kind of thing done before in a movie. It fucking blows my mind to shit..

Just a couple updates. I started work at a factory today, its my first factory job, but its a very nice and clean factory and the work is easy as shit, and the benefits and pay are awesome. Jamie works at the same factory and on the same shift, so getting there and getting motivated to get there is easy....

I am uploading some pictures of my son so any of you that know me and are interested in seeing him can. Those of you that don't know me, probably don't give a shit.. But judgeing from the two hits a day I get, I bet if you don't care, your not still coming here..

Some flash fun for you all

Kikkoman!!

Holy shit


Bubba Ho-tep is going to be the best fucking movie ever. I know I have been saying this for over a year or more now, but it finally has a distribution deal. Good lord its going to fucking rock all of our collective asses

More movie goodness
The Rundown looks like it is going to kick a shitload of ass too. It also proves that the rock has tiny nuts and screams like a girl. I've supported the tiny nuts theory since that time that he was wrestling Chris Benoit and his balls fell out of his shorts in the middle of a suplex.
The only bad part about this movie is that I saw him giving the fucking ROCK BOTTOM in the trailer. I know that move would kill a untrained professional!

Yet another movie you can watch at work

The Matrix in ASCII

Oh man

I found this video a really really really long time ago and watched it and said what the fuck. Watch it again and have your mind blown away

IFILM - Sunday's Game

Listen to movies while you work!

Wheee
Lab360.com :: The Digital Laboratory of Axis360.com
I'm just messing with the new blogger feature built into the new google toolbar.

Neverwinter nights

I know back when I worked in tech we were all waiting for it to come out. Its been out for awhile now and I have been playing the expansion Shadows of undentide quite a bit lately and its fucking awesome.
Anyone interested in maybe playing some online or something?

Something wonderful

If you only download one video this summer. Make it matrix ping-pong.

This is the coolest shit ever. Everyone needs to see this.

Ugh

Its been insanely busy lately. My son was born on april 26th at 2:47 in the afternoon. Even though he was a month early he is very very healthy and has a huge head of hair with cowlicks all over it just like me.

We should celebrate with a huge bowl of Mr Brain's faggots. YUM. Thank god for the british. Between this spotted dick, and crop circle cereal you have a well balanced breakfast.

I can see Mankato, MI being the hot vacation spot this summer. What with the underwater city, crazy pyramids, and alien silver disks and all...

I would like you all to click on the BLECH OF THE YEAR

HOLY POOP! Here is the chance of a lifetime!

Its true. Tommy Chong MAY have sold drug accessories. But not to minors!

This is mega sweet. Its the text only version of wheres waldo!!!

I thought this was quite a funny commercial.. We never get good comercials like this over here.

Oh yes my friends. Its Vampire Lesbian Kickboxers. THE MOVIE!

Suddenly even the timecube makes perfect sense.

The word on the street

Is that cory has found that the matrix is actually good stuff.. So for him I post this super secret sneek peek at the opening on the matrix reloaded.

lets trade!

Scott gave me this link last night
I feel its only right for me to give him this link

Ooopsie.. Wrong link (hahaha blech of the day on that last one by the way).. try this one for some more really great porn clerk stories.

Oh.. and heres some furry music for you guys!

This is for scott

Here is todays blech of the day

If anyone would be into setting up a time to play some D&D or a Shadowrun game over the internet please drop a comment or a email..