HeroClix

This game has quickly taken my life by storm
All I do when I get on the computer is read about it
When I'm not on the computer or in the forums on HCrealms then I am messing around with my figures or building stuff like terrains and buildings and props

I haven't even browsed a website other then something heroclix related for about a month now
I have a entire box of boosters coming my way and I don't plan on sleeping this weekend. Jamies brother is getting a case of boosters too and is coming down this weekend and it will be a marvel-rific time.

If any of you's guys is interested in getting into this incredible game let me know.. jonsnews@vectorstar.net

I have seen god

And he is Sam Raimi
Spiderman was fucking incredible!!!!!!!!!!
It was like a two hour orgasm...
Except for the organic webspinners, but that was kinda ok.. I think I may be able to live with that.
And them Killing off Aunt May and Mary Jane in the first movie.. that really sucked... It really went away from the comic book continuity. I mean.. Aunt May was allways kind of there, but in a not really knowing way. And he is supposed to be with MJ in the comics...

And the part with mary jane and the green goblin, when she started to fall in love with him.. I don't know.. I really didn't think that fit...

But all and all it was a good movie. There were a few little things in there that really pleased me.. Small semi-cameos and mentions of stuff that happens in the comic or that I realised would unfold..

By the way.. Pretty much all the spoilers I wrote above are lies, and are just intended to get back at cory for that fake news story him and Jim sent me way back in the day..

Oh shit

Sweet baby mike in a basket. SPiderman the movie, the game is fucking awesome!!! That would be the reason behind the lack of posts, that and noone lives forever.. But heres a post for you because I have found the strenght to put down the controller for a moment or two..

So.. On with it!

The hacked ROM reviews over on IMockery are fucking great.. Go read about the classic NES game MEgacrap and the wonderful Nude Punchout!

Man.. I used to love the little M.U.S.C.L.E. guys you could buy.. man.. that was back in the 80's right??Weird that I can remember that.. heheh I used to have fucking boxes of these fuckers..

"Oh Honey! Pull my pussy lips apart
and take the tip of your tongue and
spell the alphabet on my clit!"
I don't know why you would want wav files of women saying this kind of stuff.. but...
Oh yeah.. make sure you look around on that site for awhile cause there are some true fucking jems like this:
"Tonight I'm going to lap
dance every midget in the house!"

And if that gets you worked up.. then run and get yourself a pengal!

This drew carrey fan fiction site was definatly runner up for the blech of the day.. However BUTCHDADDY took the cake today.. BLECH OF THE DAY

Oh god.. I found some more totally blech sites that deserve linking.. so check out this one first
Then check out PENIS RULER!!! I know.. I know.. your expecting some wacky Sci Fi about the master or the penis aliens.. but.. sorry..
Then we have The KegelMaster 2000 (TM) Their URL is definatly the BOMB.. It was actually one of my first choices, but it was allready taken..

This is a pretty fun game.. "Watch out behind you"!!! Careful or you'll catch one in the ass...

Oh shit.. We so used to do this to noobs on IRC all the time.. Good times...

Which highschool stereotype are you? SUPRISE!! I was a geek!!

Want to know how much porn is in a printer cartridge?

I SOOOOOOOOOOO want one of these so I can wreck Havoc anywhere any time!!!

Would you care for a robot for your house? I think I would..

All about electronic masturbation

Now don't go shoving real grenades in your ass.. Get these military sex toys instead!

Lord of the rings fans.. start your drooling..

WOAH!! Ice cream with alchol in it!!!

well.. I gotta go get ready for work.. later gators..

Love is still the answer take my hand
The vision fades a voice I hear
Listen to the madman!
But still I fear and still I dare not
Laugh at the madman!


Fuck it.. I have three blechs of the day and I am gonna start right out off the start with them
BLECH
BLECH
BLECH

I wonder if this is really Christopher Walkens journel.. If not its still entertaining..

Judging by this review the Shaq PPV roasts are the best thing to ever happen to television!

Let me get this right... This lady built a church.. out of legos.. for her cat?!?!!?

Ever want to pluck someone elses nose hairs.. if so.. your weird.. but this site lets you do it.. sicko! I do however believe that watching someone pluck their nose hairs can be one of the funniest things in the world.. Ask the guys at tech support how great it was to watch joel pluck his..

Father and Son take a trip to porn land and live to write about it for the NYPress...

Manties. This is just wrong.. We don't need someone out there making Panties for men...

I need to start hanging around weed killer!!!

WOAH!!! The entire first season of Transformers on DVD!!! I WANT!!!

I've maintained for quite awhile that Kazaa is about the best file sharing software around.. Even though its loaded with spy ware and lots of bad stuff.. I just can't get reliable downloads with any of the other programs.. Luckily there is KAZAA LITE!!! (read: kazaa with the bad shit ripped out) So go download a copy today and get sharing.. Between that and the B3D killer and adaware my system should be shiney clean and not have 53 instances of spyware anymore!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo I think I just found my new favorite band.. They are called Twink!! they rock hard!!!

PEANUT BUTTER JELLY WITH A BASEBALL BAT!!! Don't ask.. I just found it retardedly amusing..

For the first time in the history of the planet, ancient yogic secrets of healing energy are available to all, regardless of social status, income, religion, age, sex, or species. Higher Consciousness... It's Not Just For Humans Anymore

KomicWerks is a very cool site filled with tons of rfeally good net comics.. I highly suggest you check it out.. its becoming a daily visit for me.. That and its 'got too much coffee man' on it

NO!!! SWEET GOD!!! PLEASE SAY IT ISN'T ALF PORN!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

AHHHHHHH and I keep finding this shit.. I get get weird stuff to stop coming to me! HELP!!

I'm quite suprised this drive thru crackhouse isn't in ohio.. The land of the thousand drive thrus..

I think I may have linked miserable melodies before.. But I am going to link it again because I have been having fun there again lately listening to all this great old crap...

If you like mini golf like i do.. then I suggest you check out winigolf... its quite fun!

I very much enjoyed the Upright Citizens brigade while it was on Comedy central... Its good to see they are still doing great stuff.. One of their members phone numbers is one digit off from the tech support place.. so hilartiy ensues!

OOOOOOOOOOoo the virtual stapler!

I like how I as just visiting hollywood.com to see if I could preorder my spiderman tickets and I got a pop up window for purina dog chow.. talk about well targeted advertising..

Extreme croquet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do you live in the ghetto and can't have a garden? then check out the carden!

Ever been sitting there really really really late at night and wondering "Gee, what informercial should i watch right now?" well.. This site does all the hard work for you and reviews them so you can cut straight to the good stuff. And thanks to Jay I know that Parsley is the third most nutritious food on planet earth

I have some new time cube shit for you guys too!!! I know your excited!! Check out this creepy MP3!! I know scott and cory will enjoy it!! then check out I know scott and cory sent me stuff about the lecture at MIT he did.. well I found MOVIES OF IT!!! OH YES!! SEE AND HEAR GENE RAY SPEAK!!! Click here for more pictures and a couple more movies.. but that first link has the entire two hour lecture!!! Click here for a review as well.. I am sooooo waiting patiently for this shit to download..


Check out some cool ass custom cds! more here and here and here too

Well.. I am watching a little of this gene ray debate before work.. Stay tuned..

How about a steaming plate of steak and taters with links on the side?

I think I may have posted this WAY back in the day.. but check out netmaster 10baseT

Buckle down and play god with this game!

a quick bit o engrish

ABBA could possibly be the dumbest band ever!! They just turned down a BILLION DOLLARS to reunite!

BLOODY MIDGET HARDCORE WRESTLING!

BLECH

Ok.. thats it for now.. I gotta run to the store.. hopefully will post again later today
BYE!

I got the fever !

And the only cure is more cow bell ... er I mean Jon.

Jon where the hell are you ? Crazy stuff is going down all over the internet and we need a zaney, fly-in-the-face-of-convention, man like you to dish us the latest steamin's scoop of Internet funk.

That is unless this hiatus is your way of flying in the face of convention. Then my friend I must applaud you ... unless that's what you want me to do.
Oh god its all so confusing.

Ugh

my computer is acting kinda funky again.. and I located that movie the parlor again since they took it down, and you all need to watch it

Pak Chooie UNF!

First of all.. I know I sent a couple people copies of netcaptor that had all of my captor groups in it.. if you have one of them could you please let me know as I have lost alot of the sites I go to, to find stuff to post.. So if any of you guys still has the netcaptor zip file could you please let me know?

On with the post..

I think these are the next checks I am going to order!

I found this site right before the great crash and I have been waiting to post it.. Check out COWBLOG! Allmost better then that blog written by the dog..

If I have never posted it before CHECK OUT 3d PONG!!!!!!!!!! And if hi-tech isn't your way.. check out Pong, the text based game!

I personally don't wear a bra.. but if I did it would NOT be this one.. See side view here

Spam radio is the SHIT!!!!!!!!! Check it out..

THe Ibong, Better then the macquarium?

Check out fulltime killer, its like a flash version of Silent Scope.. Which I played at the arcade this last weekend for the first time.. very fun game..

George Carlin has updated his classic 7 words you can't say on tv.. Now its 2443

Hunker down buddy and learn the rules of sexual combat before its too late and you find yourself walking down the street at night challenged to a straddle match and unaware of the nuances of it..

I have a couple of pages here for you would be ninjas.. First learn how to fashion weapons out of common household items.. Then learn how to complete your ninja costume..

How about a nice cup of shut the fuck up?

This HAS to be the weirdest news I have read lately. Robert De Niro and the remaining members of Queen (cory you will love this) have "pledged" to create a "futuristic new musical packed with the supergroup's greatest hits".

WOah! Hey! Wait a Minute! Where did my porn go!?!?!?

Tales of mere existence is one of the most cynical, yet amusing and great and original things I have seen online for quite awhile be sure to check it out!

Go download some Mr. Mittens and crank it and piss some people off..

YAY!!!!!! Mr. Nice has no hands or arms.. but that doesn't stop him from dancing!!!!!! thats for damn sure!

Oh.. hey.. hows it going? I allmost forgot I gotta give you all a BLECH OF THE DAY!!!!!!

Holy shit this is fucking great.. check this shit out.. Scrotilla the Hun and The penisaurus

I would so jizz over this.. *DROOL*

FUCKING KUNG FU CHESS!!! I know you guys will love this.. its so incredibly fucking original and incredible.. GO PLAY IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jackie Chan. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!??!?!

YAY!!! Old crazy alblums!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHH I would suck as a negiator. I just gave this fucking bum over a thousand bucks and he still cracked me with a bottle... See if you can beat any of these damn things.. grrrrrrrrrrr

What if black sabbath had actually formed back in the 14th century.. This is what!

Oh shit!!! The parlor is one of the funniest and most true to life short movies I have ever seen.. I didn't figure it out till the very end.. god that was awesome!

Ron Jeremy must be quite excited about the ET reissue!

Ever wonder what the guy in front of you in the drive thru was ordering? Me either.. but if you do then this page will help you figure it out...

MMMMMMMmmmmmmmmm Spacefoodsticks!

This just nails down my theory that over two thirds of all people in wisconsin are morons...

Who wouldn't want to be driving Kitt around???

Could it be? Are we posed to see more boobies on basic cable?!?!?!

ARe you prepared for a nuclear holocaust? Know where the safe zones are in your state and if you have a strike zone near you...

Check out this page dedicated to some of the craziest comic books ever printed!

Well.. I hope that makes up for the lack of posts because of my broke ass computer.. ENJOY!!!

AH HA!!!!!!

I think I have found the root of my problem
My fan
has ceased to work
I bet. When I installed IE6 at some point during the install I had a hardware related crash.. and bada bing bada bang bada boom. Windows gets fucked..

I still need some receptacle for my files for a little while.. I will try to have everything in one neat folder and stuff.. In fact I am 90 % done with that right now..

ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLMOST There

One of my friends (Identity withheld for security reasons) sent me my old copy of windows me I was having him hold incase something happened to mine.. Luckily I have him keep a LEGAL archived version of everything I own in a large fireproof safe for just such an occasion..

Now here is part two of my problem
I need someplace or somewhere to backup my important stuff for. I'll dump all my mp3s and crap, but my favorites, a couple programs, my documents, my website archive. Just less then a gig on a reliable harddrive that I can stick this on for a day or two until I can reformat and get it all back from you..

I would need to be able to FTP or hotline, and it would have to be open either early in the morning or late at night for me.

If anyone could hook me up please either email me, which works rarely. But every now and again I can get into it, or get ahold of me on MSN messanger and leave me a message about when you could have something running and account info.. jonsnews69@hotmail.com is my msn screen name..

Thank you all for bearing with me and helping out..

Be afraid, be very afraid ...

Afraid of who ? Of rich white guys who run this country that dont know a damn thing how technology works.

Thats right Sen. Fritz Hollings (D-South Carolina) introduced the Consumer Broadband and Digital Television Promotion Act (CBDTPA), Which if you dont know what this is, you should. Go check out Wired for more details.

Walt Disney and the MPAA seem to be its biggest supporters, but if this law gets pass it could seriously hamper the Playstation 3, so maybe a heavyweight like Sony can help back the rest of the intelligent folks on this planet that are trying to stop this bill from becoming law.

The funny thing about this law is that it relies on someone to come up with an anti-piracy method that actually works. So since that is a nearly impossible task maybe it will help this bill to fail.

If this bill does pass, I am going to declare war on South Carolina ! Who's with me ? C'mon they werent with us back in the 1850's they wanted to ditch us just so they could own people to do their dirty work. Doesnt look like the IQ of South Carolina has increased that much since then.

I know I am just asking for trouble

Can someone send me the installer for IE6?
thru MSN preferably.. since that is about all that works on my system..
jonsnews69@hotmail.com is my msn screen name..
thanks..

HALP!!!!!!!!!

Well.. I tried getting a computer thru dell.. I get 10% off, but the bastards wouldn't approve me for payments..

My computer is getting worse.. So here is what I am going to do.. I'm sending out a plea for your donations.. Either money or old spare computer parts.. At minium I need a CD-R and some blank disks to backup my system as it is, and a copy of windows ME, because mine has been stolen..
Also any other parts would be apperciated.. perhaps a old harddrive you have sitting around or some ram or pretty much anything you have that would help me out.. Fuck, it would be great if I got enough to revamp my system.. And to help you out, there is the big computer expo in Ft Wayne this weekend so you can go get yourself some new shit and pass on the old shit.. Hehe

since I can't get email.. well.. at least VERY sporadically can't get email.. I will just post here how to send me shit..

You can either:
Use the amazon donation thing on the left hand side bar for money donations.. Since its hard to send computer parts over the internet, though I did convince a kid on IRC one time that you could download a bigger monitor
Or, Send money or computer parts and shit I need to
Jonathan W. Gilmour
email me for my address! jonsnews@vectorstar.net

So anyone that sends me anything will get major linkage all over the place once I get back up and running.. and if I get this mofo of a computer back up, that means the return of the links..

Thank you very much if you plan to send something.. even if its one or two bucks.. cause it will go towards getting my computer back up and getting back into the flow..

Helping out the browser impaired Jon

Lets see I found some links worth a look. =)

How about Star Wars Episode 2 Attack of the Clones !! Seems that Harry over at Aint it Cool News snuck in and saw the first full treatment of Episode 2 and he likes what he seen !

Do you chew Wrigley's gum ? Then help out this Canadian fellow with his dreams of taking a World Record !

Hmmm, Jon uses "Blech", Ninja Curtis uses "Splaa" ... I think I will use Flergrumph. So here is your Flergrumph of the Day !!!

"It's all about random acts of cheese." -Viva.

I am here to help out a friend in need of some postings. **Warning** I am not as good at doing this as the LinkMaster is (you can tell by previous posts) but I am going to wing it like KFC.

Have you ever wanted to know how your Lambretta stacked up with others? Did you ever want to compete in a 10mph race on one?? I know I have..

AAHHH, your mom IS a fat cow That is kind of scarey. I bet they will cross-bread lawyers with mountain goats so they can finally get their horns.

First of all, this website is pretty kick ass. Secondly, anything that comes from Japan should not surprise me anymore.

Hell yeah, I just knew it!! Woman are just sneaky little devils.

This one is for you Jon. I never knew Lego people could be so... eehh, fun to play with? Just stay away from the other Series... or check them out if you think you have the stomach to.. lol

Well, this is going to be my SPLAA OF THE DAY!!!. I can't use Blech, that is reserved for the Blog Gods. I'm just a novice *sigh*.

Hope you had fun walking down the yellow brick road of the internet with me... oh dude, you just stepped into a big pile of shi...

still nothing works

I'm using blog buddy to post like I did last time, and now I am down to ftp and blog buddy and trillian..
Explorer likes to crash alot.. Does anyone have a anti virus program and a ftp server of that could send it to me via MSN?
I hate computers

Oh yeah

Scott, cory, curtis.. I dunno if you guys have been posting lately, but if you haven't could you guys pretty pretty pretty please until I can run some kind of HTML based application...

ARGH and a update on my sitiation

IE 5.5 won't install that scott sent me
netscape won't work
outlook express won't work which upsets me because I can't say HAPPY BIRTHDAY to my best friend cory
I can't even THINK about opening IE without it crashing
I haven't seen a webpage or email for about a week now..
Nutscrape crashes.
My "friend" from ny has stolen my latest copy of windows ME so I can't even attempt to repair my shit
and I wouldn't even be able to reformat because I have no way to back up any of my shit
I'm fucked
I'm considering getting a dell.. just because I can pay montly and I get 10 % off through my work..
Dood..your getting fucked

most importantly since this is the only way I can communicate it though. Happy Birthday buddy!!!!!!
you need to come visit sometime soon.

Happy Birthday to me and Happy St. Patty's Day to you !

So how old am I ? Well if you ask my body I am 93, if you ask my mind I am 14. If you ask me when I am sleepy I am likely to have forgotten. If you are carding me for alcohol or anything else for some reason I always say 21.

But I am actually (if my leap year figures are correct):

788,918,400 seconds
13,148,640 minutes
219,144 hours
9,131 days
1290 weeks
300 months
25 years
2.5 decades
1/4 of a century

Wow. I am now in my mid-twenties and I can honestly say that my life has ended up nothing like I thought it was going to back when I was a teenager. Has my life ended up bad ? Hell no. I have great friends and family whom I love and cherish, a great job which still can excite and challenge me and a schlong like a baseball bat !

Happy St. Patrick's Day everyone ! Be safe, have fun, wear green !

HELP

My computer has shit.. IE doesn't work any more..
I need someone to email me and tell me that they can send me a copy of nutscrape or the executable for IE to be reinstalled with. I installed IE6 cause windows told me to and now I can't do anything.. I uninstalled it and IE5 is fucking broke..
HELP
otherwise I am pretty fucked

OOOOOOOOoooooo I was eyein my thighs butter pecan brown

Hmmm.. I was nosing around on corys hotline server and I found a brian fellows video.. I am downloading it now.. maybe i will get to the bottom of this whole thing afterall...

OH!! The horror (of masturbation)

Click here for 25 of the best breasts ever!

I also want to link off to this site I caught in my ref logs. At first it struck me as cool cause I saw it was hosted at bright.net which is the big ohio ISP, then I saw the contact email was at network1.net which is the place I used to work for, So some guy from the place I used to work for digs my site.. SWEET! ITs good to know that even though I'm not there anymore my legacy lives on...

Joy riding on the information superhighway

I just watched the movie Joy Ride. Its quite good.. The commentary track with Steve Zahn is quite funny.. I watched ZooLander last night and it wasn't too bad.. I was gonna watch Heist today, but I am running out of time and wanted to post before work

I'm listening to Hotel Yorba, by the white stripes and its a cool song.. Next in the playlist is "CAn't put my finger on it" by 'ween' off of the chocolate and cheese alblum

Our first link is incredibly cool.. Its called Creatures In My head. and its fucking awesome. Like exploding dog with crazy looking creatures.. check it out

Then check out the b3ta Zoo challange to see some funny photoshopped creatures..

HI-HO!!! WHat ever it is I want to buy three of them!

How about some useless facts for your monday? How about some more?. Or you could check out this huge list of phobias and figure out a reason to call into work and just chill..

cruising around online thinking "Holy sweet baby mike I would fucking LOVE to be looking at pictures of older men who look like Kenny Rogers"? I just was.. Theres help though.. Or how about famous people who look better with the body of an animal?

This is the coolest magical digital camera EVER!!! I want it!!

I still badly want a rubber band machine gun.. I would so abuse it..

Do you have what it takes to win at SEX GAMES?!??!??!?!

Happy Ninja Magic Action Compatriot !!!!!!!!!!

Well.. time to go pick up girl and get ready for work.. You guys and gals enjoy the links.. or else!

link-age Fix-age

New study shows that some people are gifted with an ablity to make order out of chaos.. what about poor saps like me who can only seem to make chaos out of order?

Excuse me.. have you seen my toothbrush?

Jonsnews. Now with 20% more actually working links!

A BOOB ! I JUST SAW A BOOB !

I just found this site. And it details EVERYTHING sexual, violant or profane in just about every movie ever made. At first I thought it was retarded that a parent would have to do this much research before letting their children see a boob or a gun fight, but then I just realized - Hey this works both ways ! Now I can find all the cool nude scenes in movies too ! Go check it out ! hehe

Man and this site goes into detail too ! Like under the "Imitative Behavior" section for Cruel Intentions, look what they list:

++ Sebastian ignores a parking officer who tells him he can't park his car where he did.
++ Cecile belches after drinking a Long Island Iced Tea.

Oh thank god if it wasnt for this site we might have kids growing up imitating this movie and parking wherever the hell they want and belching after drinking alcohol. Phew !

Getting my link on

Good ol' captain electro is allways there to give you some good advice on taking over the world..

Imagine hopping online and searching for your name and seeing your credit card and other personal info pop up... AHHHHHHH

why would someone pay allmost as much for a USED realdoll as a new one costs?

Voters reject public safety building that violated feng shui

Mike Meyers is to star in a live action cat in the hat? I didn't really care for the grinch.. I LOVE mike meyers.. but.. I really don't have alot of hope for this...

Excuse me.. have you seen my toothbrush?

Ginger or Maryann? Oh god the choices...

What do you do when the Al Qaeda have been taunting you all day? You wipe the smiles off their faces the good ol american way

Am I unwittingly creating little google bombs every time I post???

I just joined up with this service called BlogSnob. Its pretty much kinda like a webring but it rotates, its not static.. so click it. You will find it over to the left above my other webring that I am in. Its cooler though.. the more traffic you send.. the more you will recieve...
**edited by jon* I just noticed their terms of service and I don't think I will get to use this for long.. but I hope they let me stay on*

YAY! The KMart by me will not be closing!! HAHAHAHA Check the big list and see if you are safe... Not that I ever have money to shop or anything.. but...

AHHHHHHHH This news story that really shows the depth of human depravity is definatly todays BLECH OF THE DAY

Its good to know how easy it is to steal software from stores.. and its even better that sometimes they will even help out..

New study shows that some people are gifted with an ablity to make order out of chaos.. what about poor saps like me who can only seem to make chaos out of order?

Wait wait wait.. Maybe I meant THIS is the BLECH OF THE DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is the luckiest tugboat EVER!!

ok.. well its work time for me.. laterz

Midnight, she's a howlin and stompin. Making love to the gators in the swamp'in

Just call me MR. PS2 please...

Check out the museum of hoaxes for a fun thrusday read.. A decent time waster. And sticking with the museum theme check out the Prostitute museum..

Oh god.. this is CLASSIC classic shit.. I know it will make some of you smile with delight.. Crank it to 11 fuckers..

I... I'm speechless.. I don't know how to wrap my feelings around words to describe this page.. its definatly todays BLECH OF THE DAY!!!!!!!!!!

Blah.. I thought I was going to be cool and fix the search page with that cool google search shit.. but instead I seem to have broken it.. so I am going to go work on that now and lay down some more.. I should be back to post in a bit..

Colon Cleaner!

Its just that folks.. nothing more..

ITs good to know there is love out there for everyone.. even peter pan.. oh yes. THAT peter pan... It still amazes me that HE won a webby..

Googlewhacking has become so popular that there are even windows apps that whack the google for you

ever wonder how to say dirty things in japanese? Me either.. but you can learn here..

OOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooo camel toesssss

For the ladies its the stone cold steve austin tampon!

Is limp bizket stealing the musical ideas from thousands of kids around the US?

The first ever fan page of the dell guy!

Fish heads, fish heads, roly-poly fish heads, fish heads, fish heads, eat them up, yum. Yeah...

MMMMMMMmmmmmmmmm fungus meat..thew new meat alternative..

Here are a ton of wacky cesus facts to brighten your day.

Fun with search engine keywords!

Ever wonder why dogs hump your legs?

I think if I was on a trip the road became covered in flaming broccoli I would take it as a sign from god and just turn the fuck around

OOOOOOOoooooooo read all about or newest and bestest bomb ever!

Useless fact of the day

ugh.. well.. I am still sick.. time for some more medicine and lay down and watch the one again..

Sweet God, am I bored!!!!!!

here, you can suffer through my boredom. this is quite possibly the stupidest domain name in the world.

http://www.a-b-c-d-e-f-g-h-i-j-k-l-m-n-o-p-q-r-s-t-u-v-w-x-y-z.com

enjoy.

A late night quickie

I am sick
blah

I am sick and awake.. double blah

Look at this picture and see if you can see whats wrong with it.. its fucking great once you finally notice.. but its really hard to see.../

I have gotten two of the most disturbing search requests in the last day

pictures of mary kate and ashely naked I have to say that I am appaled that I am in that search at all..

and wisconsin girl fucking dildo E/N

HOLY SHIT I soooooooo want two of these mini remote control cars.. serious badass..

I think it goes without saying that this would be a badass lan party toy.. But only if it had a SPH...

I think the adult swim on cartoon network rocks ass. the aquateen hunger force is awesome, and I have been a long time fan of space ghost.. On which willy nelson said the fuck word last night..

What do you get when you combine a dijirdoo and a bass guitar together? I dunno either.. but I bet it would rock hard

I would have SO kicked all the other kids asses if I was still eligble to compete in this...

At first when they started talking about who was going to direct lord of the rings, and peter jackson was brought up, I never realised how many of his films I have seen. Bad taste and the frightners are two incredible movies..

Behold and Fear the Triangle!

Enlightenment is on the way. Just follow my way of the Triangle! Forget the cube, its old news.

I think scott will like this




I think I may be putting some stuff on ebay soon.. Maybe go sign up under jamies name since I own monkey loads of money under mine..

*post edited because I am a dumb monkey:Jon*

Inter-species friends ! We aint kiddin' mack !



LOL ! I couldnt resist. hehe

I am SO glad that I didnt watch the Grammy's !

Not only did the "O Brother, Where Art Thou?" soundtrack win Album of the Year (WTF ?), but apparently the Chief of the Grammys made another speech that made him look like a big ass.

So with that being said, Grammy Chief C. Michael Greene can pull my hefty cock out and suck on it. When will the fucking retards ever learn that the music business is a dinosaur and an asteroid the size of Oklahoma named the internet has just past Mars orbit and is on final approach with their summer house in the Hamptons ?

Also I think it is interesting to note that C Michael Greene works for the NON-PROFIT Grammies pulls down $2 million dollars a year doing it somehow. Mmmmmm

brian fellows

brian fellows

Brain fellows

brain fell-ows

brain fell-owls

brain fellatio

bran fellatio

bran fuckers

bran flakers

bak fackers

fack you man

Thank you google for bringint his young boys dreams to life.. I know know the secret of brian fellows the bran facker. I also have unlocked the time cube and I am now reassembling reality to adjust for a life without brian fellows. Don't be alarmed if I make a small mistake and break reality and you wake up with a hamburger in your head though...

Selling fake nuclear waste for fun and profit

I think I know at least one guy that I used to work with that is into this!

Here is the reason I have been looking for to start exercising!

Mortician-Turned-Rapper Bills Himself As `D-Kompose'

Who thought it was be so easy to impersonate a priest?

I remember reading the Strawberry pop-tart blow-torch story way way back in the day.. its good to see some new stuff from those guys

Its good to finally see some truth in advertising

They fight crime!

Miserable Melodies, Recorded with good intentions.. and bad results!

man.. you can do alot of shit with coke

oooooooooooooooo purty computersssss

ooooooooo bunny abandonware.. go waste some time here on old cool games

I know cory will dig this shirt..

how about a nice cool tall glass of PEZ JUICE???

Well.. I am stuck reading the word of Gord in my netcaptor browser and unable to seek more links for fear of losing this page.. so I will end my post here.. go make some food and site down and read gord

FUCK ME

I had a long ass post done.
I was adding some of the links cory sent me.
I clicked a link on OE
and it took over my fucking BLOGGER BROWSER and lost my post for me.. motherfuckers...
blah
I'm going to go watch a movie may then I will try it again.. maybe

Random Thoughts and Junk

Apparently someone pulled a fast one on Bin Laden and sold him some fake nuclear waste. For groups who cant afford to make an actual nuclear bomb, the next best thing is to get nuclear waste and make a "Dirty Bomb". Which is basically a conventional explosive slathered in a steaming layer of nuclear waste. Dont let them scare you though, they can be great at parties.

Now I dont know what is more frightening, the fact that Bin Laden (and/or others) are actually trying to buy nuclear waste or this comment, made by a Pentagon official:

"The stuff we found in Afghanistan was not the real stuff. They were swindled, like a lot of other people."

Ummmm ... swindled like a lot of other people ? That could be taken two ways. One he meant to allude to the general nature of the act of swindling OR there are people out there making a ton of money selling fake nuclear waste. I dont know about you, but my Guidance Counseler in High School NEVER told me about cool jobs like this.

Another thing I find frightening is how Jonathon Lithgow says the word Testicle. Check it out on Nova in the "Life's Greates Miracle" segment.

Another thing I find scarey is the fact that we go from one President who gets blown all the time to one who is all about blowing shit up. The more I see of the Bush Administration the more it reminds me of the kid you played cops and robbers with and just as you were about to catch him and shoot him he would yell bulletproof and then pull out an imaginary hand gernade and blow you all to hell.

Okay thats enough rambling for now, plus I dont want to push of Mawd's "This is getting outta hand..." post because we are having fun commenting on it and driving Jon nuts.

BTW: The new Star Trek game: Bridge Commander has just released their demo ! Check it out, oh god its VERY sweet !!!

I'm Brian Fellow !

I need a new link, one that won't try to bite

Ok.. I am going to get this started right off with the blech of the day!

Then next its right off to a site with lots of pictures of guys getting hit in the bizzalls...

Is it wrong to want to harness the power of the mighty fly to master flight? I think not..

???????

What a great way to waste some time and earn a little extra money..

Spank your inner monkee

Have you ever wanted to read upton sinclairs "the Jungle"? Well here is your chance..

Once again riding the wave of retarded online what X are you tests, we have what sex toy are you

You're the man now dog!

Send everyone you know a suck-o-gram!

I wish famous dead people would call me sometimes.

Ok.. well I ust passed out writing this.. so thats my sign that its time for bed. more tommorow

blah blah quickies

Gotta post real fast before I head into work then I am gonna try to post again when I get off at around three...

I've regular wrestled, thumb wrestled, and indian leg wrestled.. but.. never wrestled with this part of my body....

Welcome to the world of professional Cheese Racing

I think its a bad sign if you have to go this far with your police..

Raising a jedi appretice is harder then you think

This page cannot fucking be displayed

This is EXACTLY why I don't hang out with eunuchs...

The mirror project the site for vain people with too much time on their hands.. Actually kind of cool pictures here..

Ok.. more later kiddies..

The best part of sex is the links

Dear penis. I wrote this song for you

If my computer could cook me a egg sammich I would SOOOOOOO never consider replacing it..

AHHHHHHH CatVac is so insanely frustrating me!! Go play it

Blech Blech blech blech BLECH OF THE DAY

wooooohoooooooo hovercraft racing

Here are some monkey sounds if you want to annoy your cow orkers tonight at work

and this shit is insanely cool.. Sculpts of sci fi stuff (aliens, etc) made out of nuts and bolts..

Well.. I gotta get going and get ready for work..more to come

Blech of the day

Here it is folks

click fast before its gone

OOps

Here is that halo warthog movie.. fuck me... check it out..

Hey, Dirty, baby I got your links

First of all I want you all to go check out the trailer for Sorority Boys.. Looks like its going to be quite a funny movie..

Then check out this insanely cool Halo physics movie.. WHEEEEEEEEEE

Can I get a floating corvette for christmas this year?? Or at least a normal on the ground one? I would SOOOOOOOOOO dress up like one of those two kids from dimension X on the TMNT cartoon that drove around in a flying car...

Would you like to see little cars going over 200 miles per hour? I didn't at first.. but I went and its very crazy..

Check out the brassknuckles take on politically correct fairy tales

Check out the online slang dictionary if your looking to waste some time and increase your vocabulary

Click here to read about one mans fight against telemarketers

Porno on Ice! Starring Tonya Harding?

Am I pornstar or not?

I want a floating house made of mist too!!!!!!

Is wearing live snakes on your waist the newest fad I haven't heard about?

When I get old and senile I DO NOT want to be monitored by creepy robot bears.. And thats fucking final.. Unless ofcourse its been SPH'ed

Fuck you lance bass and fuck you 'NSYNC your pop crap asses are NOT GOING TO SPACE.. So go cry..

Engineering the impossible sounds like a bad ass show.. I am going to have to try to catch it.. discovery rocks..

I still love x-entertainment.. even if he hardly ever updates it.. but when he does, its great.. So go read their take on the every wonderful .99 cent stores(Not to be confused with retarded 'dollar' stores here in ohio where everything is deceptively NOT priced at a dollar.. as we all know ohio is weird)

I am pretty sure that sticking my arm down a komodo dragons throat is WAY low on my list of things to do.. Especially for a half digested disguesting looking bear.. unless it had a SPH, The dragon not the bear....

It seems that my fellow posters are not the only ones calling on miss cleos integrity..

I would be less excited and more pissed if I found a 5 1/2 inch penis in my chef boyardee ravoli...

More and more I am deciding that alice cooper is the fucking man.. Now he and his wife are directing his daughters school play.. and its fucking selling out.. I would love to go see it..

I'm so upset that aliens didn't show up at the olympics like expected.. It was actually the only reason I wanted to watch.. But I imagine if they got there they would have just whined like everyone else is doing..

I bet this dog is the most popular with the females in the neighborhood.. more pictures here

Giant pooping vultures, a threat to humanity??

I wish they had more pictures of the face boxes for these porn movies ripped from real movies...

Nolan Curtis - Bitter Tech Support Advisor. I think I know a few people like this..

One of the greatest movies ever turns 20 soon.. I SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO want the new dvd edition of it that looks like the book of the dead.. its soooooooooooo fucking cool... Fucking check it out.. is it not the fucking coolest dvd fucking ever?? SOMEONE BUY IT FOR ME PLEASE!!!!!!!

Bloodthirsty sheep? Possibly worse then the pooping vultures?

Dragon's Lair. Begining to fucking end.. watch it fuckers.. I also want this on dvd some day..

Dilberts theorem on salary

Tons of junk AOL cds get a kid to the olympics!

Crotchball!! Will we see it at the next olympics?

The song Oops Oh My by tweet is one of the best songs about female masturbation ever...

check out the 100 worst movies of all time.. I don't excatly agree with them on some.. but alot of them do suck hard..

the first and only web page (to my knowledge) entirely devoted to the letter M

Fucking A!! Gerbil racing is insanely fun!!!

Stickfigure warningman has the worst job in the world..

Get your voltron on!

Want to see all of the murphys laws in one place? Then click on my friends..

For the fans of the online personality tests out there.. Check out Which D&D character am i?

This site gets my vote for the best site ever!

Snot Club?? And relatedly (Is that even a word?) check out where should I place my boogers?

The big list of famous people who are missing fingers!

This is a insanely cool chronology of the marvel universe.. check it homecakes..

Oh yes my friends.. its time for the ever so cool toymania coverage of toyfare 2002. Also be sure to check out spawn.com for the new spawn line

Ok.. Its time for me to get ready to work boys and girls.. I hope this post can hold you over until tommorow.. I will seriously try to start posting more.. things have just been hectic lately..
Have fun with the links..

Nigerian Man Could Have Been A Millionaire If ...

Only if he could have kept his boss's intestines and genitals down, but the pepper soup just didnt agree with him.

This is getting outta hand...

Cory posted about the release of the new Segway scooters, and I have to admit tht they are the coolest things in the world. Well, after several months, the first three are now up for sail by auction on amazon.com and the prices are skyrocketing to insane levels.

There are still 35 days left in these three auctions and the prices are already up to over $100,000.

This is crazy!

Damn Miss Cleo

Well... I'm being harassed by Miss Cleo. No joke. The company behind that old bag is called Access Resource Services. I have received 2 rather nasty pre-recorded messages saying that I need to call them because of unpaid bills and that AT&T has confirmed this. They continue to say that if I don't pay it will hurt my credit drastically. At the end of the recording they give a phone number and tell me to call them. Welp, I called them both times.
It seems like the person that owned this phone number before me disappeared. Him and his wife just vanished into thin air. I have had nearly 10 different credit companies call me demanding money. To top that, I've had many family members and friends calling and looking for the two of them.
Back to Miss Cleo. Both times that I have called I have been treated like a big pile of stuff that comes out of the rear of a dog. Even though I've told them who I was and when I got the phone number. Still doesn't matter. I think the collectors there go to Bitch'Camp in the summer or something. That is located near Ima Whore River and down the road from Cuntsville just in case your wondering.
After being hung up on for the 2nd time today by a lady there, I decided to look into this Cleo business. Seems like they are HUGE trouble makers.

http://www.consumeraffairs.com/misc/access.html

http://www.consumeraffairs.com/misc/access.html

Come on Cleo, leave the old widows alone
http://www.consumeraffairs.com/misc/access.html

I started thinking. If Miss Cleo was such a great Psychic, she would be able to tell on the phone who and who would not be paying their bill.

M.Cleo "Hi, I'm Miss Cleo, what can I do for you today sweetie?"
Lady "Well, I think my husband is chea..." gets cut off by Miss Cleo
M.Cleo "Hold on a darn second there now, I can tell you be calling me for some help now child, but I can also be telling that you not be paying me in 2 months either"
Lady "But I.." interrupted again
M.Cleo "Girl, do you think I'm made of money? Do you think I am going to sit here and listen to you for free?! Miss Cleo doesn't play that game now. Now get off my phone, your cutting into my crack time now."

I am the egg man, I am the walrus, coo coo cachoo

I just came up with the most genius idea.. someone will get totally rich off of this and I will still be poor.. but mark my words this will be the next biggestest thing in porns..
I'm thinking.. a film done in "Jizm Time" Similar to the bullet time and the rotoscope stuff in the matrix. but with a porn twist.. Think about the 360 slo mo facial.. Or a guy shooting his load on some chicks ass all matrix like with the little air ripples around it..

Call me fucking nuts.. but I think it will be huge...

Come on and Dig me, Cause I'm the fly pigmy

SoulCoughing is the shit.. It still makes me very sad that they broke up..

Someone needs to build this for me.. I fucking love the Iron Giant and I want this.. it looks SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO fucking cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh sweet god.. Please save us from the blue chocolate flavored potatoes...

Check it out.. I'm linked here.. a very cool site.. Send some hits his way.. well worth your time..

Click on this little button to see a random site.. I'm somewhere in the list.. so BAM!

This is by far the most disturbing thing I have EVER read on the internet.. Definatly deserving of the BLECH OF THE DAY

Hong Kong Phooey may be the number one super guy.. but hes not exactly the smartest guy in the world..

Oh shit this is great.. Click here to read about our president extolling the greatness of the missionary position for valentines day..

Please please please can I get this sweet assed R2D2 robot??? Or I guess I could just build my own..

So is it REALLY bad if I still use a sippy cup???

Man gets billed 337.50 on his mobil phone bill for being a arrogant bastard..

Check it out, all the xaioxaio stick figure kungfu shit on one page...

WOAH!!! Cat litter is mined?? I allways thought it came from the kitty litter trees and was harvested... Hmmm

So where is the list to sign up to get one of these bad boys???

I guess this is as good a reason as any not to rape horses...

build your very own "action cow"

Ok.. its like.. 6 am.. I am going to try to go back to bed.. I have been having a really hard time sleeping lately.. Today is valentines day.. but girl has to work for part of it.. so I may post again while she is at work.. if I wake back up..
later!

Bizzam

The end all be all of BLECHS OF THE DAY. (For now at least)

And God shuffled his feet

I would like to take a second to say that the Crash Test Dummies rock and that the alblum "God shuffled his feet" rocked hard..

This is some HARDCORE lego shit.. I post this mainly so scott can jizz over the lego rubiks cube solver... I also think he will dig this working lego machine gun and the speed cube site..

I've been playing this 3d tron game alot.. play it.. it rocks!

Which tetris block are you?

And to finish up this quick post.. How to pee in space!

adf

Bringing you the FUNK


Oh god boys and girls.. I have for you today, some of the coolest shit I have ever found on the internet.. So perpare yourself for this journey into the sublime.

First off check out the splat game.. You get to play a bird and fly around and poop on shit.. Quite fun and very tough at first..

This is quite possibly one of my new favorite sites.. It even has a review of CANETOADS!!!

Here is something for all the 80's fans out there like me.. (Fuck you guys). Tiffany.. Oh yes.. that Tiffany.. Is appearing in playboy next month.. About 10 years too late...

Moving on.. Next we have snowman PORN!

I love maxim. I think I scored too high on this quiz for my own good...

Is sisqo Micheal Jacksons offspring?? Is he slowing transforming to take The king of pops place?? You decide!

If you are planning on going on a date any time soon, but your not feeling too confident.. Then check out Zefranks online predate confidence builder

The web ring that I am in (the one that works atleast) just sent a email asking everyone to give everyone else traffic.. so I guess if I do it perhaps I will get good hits.. if nothing else a boost in karma never hurt so here it goes
Jish asked me to say HI! to my webloggers webring neighbours.
» to the left of me: The Red Kitchen.
» to the right of me: Mute Troubadour.

Both are very cool sites worth checking out.. In fact one is allready linked over to the left...

I dunno.. but the virtual sex machine looks a little too much like a earthworm in a test tube for me.. but.. whatever gets you off...

OOOOOOOOOooooo the creators of junkyard wars have a new show coming out!! YAY!!!!!!!!!

I think the guys over at FNGi will apperciate these tech support shirts..

Check out the very cool Lego MEchs over at this site.. very bad assed..

Turn any picture into ascii with this geek time waster

I ran across this and you KNOW its one of the best sites ever made!

I used to allways play with the little green army men.. I never realised there were so many rules to it..

I'm not sure which is cooler.. RoboCar or this giant lifesized gundam..

Here is another sweet online game to check out..

I don't even try to find furry shit anymore.. I just browse for a minute or two and it still finds me.. ARGH I am cursed..

I think this guy may even be loopier then our friend at the time cube site.. if its possible..

Check out doktor data on how to defragling a motherdisk..

Oh wow.. This is aweful

And here is the link I was talking about earlier.. quite possibly the greatest thing I have EVER found on the internet.. this is fucking incredible kiddies.. Enjoy!

Mashed Peas

I dunno what that means.. but its the first title that popped into my head..

Click here to go take the kink Quiz!

I think I had posted busters world as a blech of the day before.. so instead of reusing it, I guess I will have to post THIS!!!

Getting eaten by a giant grouper would suck.. I think it would ruin my day!

I know there are some serious lego fans in the hizzouse. So check out this site.. it rocks!

And also check out the Online Etch-a-sketch, Especially cool since the town I used to live in (bryan, ohio) is the home of mother fucking Ohio Arts.. I shit myself when I drove past it for the first time..

I promise promise promise a long post tommorow.. our power was out today because trees kept falling on our house..
Night

GOOD MORNING!!!

For those of you who are not aware of the genious that is Sinfest, here is your first taste. Jon, I saw this tonight as I was getting caught up on the comic and you were the first one to come to mind. hehe.

Enjoy!

From the lows, to the highs, to the foes we shine
Just continue to be my Sunshine


I think cory will totally enjoy this online clock.. Very stylish.. I love it... I have been meaning to link it for about 4 weeks or so it has been sitting in my netcaptor...

Cory sent me a link the other day that got me turned back on to the brunching sluttlecocks.. And looking around there I found some of the Satan's guides. His darkness' guide to winetasting, and housewarming parties

You take a couple of idiots, a gallon of milk, and a 40 dollar bet and guess what happens? One of my friends and I had a milk drinking contest at summer camp one year in boy scouts, I was SO fucking sick from it, I shat milk and threw my guts up for the next three days.. it was aweful...

Ugh.. My cable modem is shitting out.. These are about all the sites I can get to right now.. I will post more as soon as I can.. I hope this post makes it up.. Ugh.. I have a couple more VERY sweet sites lined up for my next post.. I would put them here.. but I can't seem to get to them.. Blah.. I know at least one of them cory will love!
Oh.. wait.. its coming up...

This is definatly a very bad assed page.. Check it out.. I know cory will love it!

Help decide the future of NASA..

Go here and let your clicks be heard!!

Fuck my sweet virgin ass

They say that the darkest moment is right before dawn. I hope that saying is right because right now its awefully dark..
But none of you come here to hear me bitch.. Unless its one of my ocassional rants.. You come here for the links. So lets get it on..

Its comforting to know that when I finally began to slow my crazy life down and girl and I decide to have a kid that my sex ratio is going to go through the roof..(Fuck me. I just lost the page I was going to post here, but estentially it said that in the second term of pregnancy womens sex drives go crazy and shit because of all the hormones..)

*snip*
>From an interview with Peter Jackson I read, he was *contractually
>obligated* to provide a 2 hour cut, but the PTB liked the 3 hour cut enough
>to let it stand.
*snip*
Well here is what the two hour cut would have looked like.. And god I hope its true about the 4 hour DVD of it...

Ever wonder how people with your last name are distributed around the US??

How about a liquid nitrogen cooled 3675Mhz P4???

Thank you TechTV for exposing this wonderful new piece of technology. I want a PANDA!!!!!!

So what do you do when you can't get the jehovas witnesses to stop bugging you in the middle of dinner? Fight back!!

I do ever so love those great Gamespy top ten lists.. Here are the top 10 worst D&D classes!

This kid is quite possibly the luckiest guy in the whole fucking world..

And I have to say good luck to these nut jobs.. If you find a way to that alternate dimension please let me know so I can plan my next vacation there....

THe bloodhound gang need your help!! Did you get your ass signed by them in 97?? Please lend a hand if you can!

Blah.. well.. I am going to go get ready for work..
blah..

Ugh...

Ok.. so maybe I lied a little.. I got a really bad cold and I feel like shit.. but I am going to try to do a few links right now before I go lay down and pass out..

At Dellta Airlines we Luv's us some flyin and it be showin like a motherfucker..

I think this just goes to show that the guys over at Bungie have WAYYYYYYY too much time on their hands...

Oh yes.. Could it be true? A new Indian Jones movie?? Please god... Let this happen..

A prank radio phone call gone horribly wrong...

And since I haven't done one in awhile.. Here is a BLECH OF THE DAY

I cant stand it anymore !

I need more Jon.

So as a little way to motivate Jon to post more, I dug into the vault of Jon pics
I have created and will post them until he gets going again = )



The will get more and more embarassing the longer I have to wait.

Jon, remember that fun time you had with Bill Gates ? Muhahaha !!!

Plug time: My Site is coming back soon too, so stay tuned !

Hello world

ITs me.. Jon.. Yeah.. you know me.. I finally got my hookup back.. so expect some posts and stuff.. Just a warning.. but first.. Breakfast!!

Just a quick update..

I've been really busy the last couple days.. Girl and I are moving to a new place tommorow.. The cable modem is SUPPOSED to be hooked up tommorow there.. I will try to post as soon as we get settled down..
later..

Posty post post for a friend from work..

I told one of the guys at my work about this site and he said that he wanted to see:

Sites about stupid laws. So click here and here to see them

And sites with shit like the faces of death movies. So click here and here and here and here for them

And the darwin awards are allways great..

Aight.. thats it for tonight folks.. I open in just a few scant hours and I am not feeling well.. Expect a pretty good long post tommorow...

Do do do do do inspector gadget

Check this out for the best Inspector Gadget site on the whole interweb...

Netsuck could be the finest browser ever...

If you mean bodies require and it thinks you that I come sexy on the
baby inform me am. If you really me even outside Extension need and
me come on honey say to me therefore touch. Explain to me sugars
therefore. Its time to babelize kiddies


How fresh is this guy

I had posted this webcam a looooooooooooooooooooooong time ago.. But I found it again while going thru sites I wanted to add to the links on the left.. So go check it out.. its so sweet that I can read bumper stickers on cars with it...

I don't know.. This doesn't really look like a comfy chair to me...

Its great to know that someone is out there helping to preserve all the great little bits of our history..

I know the guys I used to work with at one point were finding the Ah-nold prank phone calls funny.. Here they are again with some additional great ones for your listening pleasure..

Sucky Sucky. Becuase when you suck, you should know..

"Consolidate the power of your Computer and the World Wide Web." This page sounds like the fucking Juiceman made his own program.. Oh god why am I being drawn to install this? Save me...

Looks like fox is allready cancleing the live action Tick show.. I actually caught it a couple times and it was rather good.. Not as awesome as the cartoon.. but great in its own right..

Thank god lucas has come to his fucking right mind..

I know scotts a big lego fan.. and Cory is a big spidey fan.. So this should please all three of us if noone else...

Dolemits pimp builder!

I'm pretty sure stile is on drugs.. lots of them.. but it sure does make for a enjoyable read....

Its comforting to know that even steve guttenberg has a website.. I actually quite liked him in alot of his movies...

Oh yeah.. the new marvel legends figures kick ass. Check them out here and here

Hmmm.. Is it possible that god made a slight mistake and the second coming of jesus was actually thru a shark??


Its sad that the universe has turned from a really pretty blue to a sad turquiose color...

The fine people of Alvin can rest easy again now that the ninja tobaco theives have been caught..

This site makes me terribly sad...

The christian robot advisor.. Giving advice to every day christian robots..

Click here for HOT GUMMI BEAR SEX!!!!!!!

At some point this year I want to make a turducken!!!!!!!

Here is how to figure out what a job recruiter is REALLY saying to you...

A man breaks into a house.. terrorizes the people living there.. finds its the wrong house.. What else is there to do except say your sorry....

WEll.. thats a hella post so I will leave it at that... Enjoy the links and be sure to check out the 50 or more links I added to your left today.. Enjoy...

Posty

I was going to do a big post and do a couple more things on the new part of the site I am working on.. But girl just called me and wants me to go hang out at her work because we haven't seen much of each other..

So.. I'll post later and shit..

Mike the headless chicken

Oh god this is the best song ever.. I bet you will be singing it allllllllll day..

This is quite possibly one of the weirdest online games I have ever played.. But its fun once you get the hang of it...


AHHHHHHHHH this headline disturbes me.. I think it will actually be todays BLECH OF THE DAY!!!!

ARe you sick of waiting for the entire joke?? Fuck it.. just cut to the punch line with the punchline server.. Check it..

Woah woah woah

Fuck this noise.. In order to watch the new episode 2 trailers you HAVE to have the full 29.99 version of quicktime.. apple can eat my ass...

Poop Soup

I just got done watching twister in full surround sound and it was fucking awesome.. I had the bass cranked and the whole house was shaking..

Here.. Go play one of the best games ever now java-ized... I mean.. Not best game ever like final fantasy x.. but.. classic gaming best game kinda thing...

I wish the college I went to had offered a course on game theory.. Mayhaps it would have made it alot more interesting..

This is a pretty sweet site which has a graphic version of alice and wonderland, told thru various art made about it...

This link is for scott.. Throttle down turbo...

Check out seanbabys take on stupid old comic book ads...

If nothing else canadians know how to put good warnings on their smokes..

I'm back on my sleeping machine to help me with my apnea... Girl and I are moving within in the next week or so.. So I will post as much as I can until then then I will disappear for a little while until I get the cable modem put back in...
Ok.. I gotta go play Final Fantasy X now.. More later..

Whos more grizzled?

I stopped doing the site and you guys didn't stop coming.. I think I'll start doing the site again..
I think maybe I just needed a rest.. Its been allmost a month since my last post and I am still getting alot of hits.. I tried being a grizzled old codger and everyone kept coming here.. so I guess its time I chomped the bit and beared my ass and some links...

Ok.. ask yourself what would happen if you took one of the most original and funny shows to ever grace both comedy central AND sci-fi channel, put it in a blender with the finest fantasy tale ever told, pulsed it and threw in three dashes of comic genius and lathered rinsed and repeated.. Ok.. Now say to yourself "Self.. I don't know what would happen" and then click on this link to find out for yourself..

Next I had a link that would reveal to all of you, my faithful readers, the secrets of the universe.. I accidently closed the browser and this is the best I could come up with, the secret of britneys boobies...

I have a super experiment version of this weapon.. But.. it doesn't really fire enough to "stop" someone in their tracks.. but I supposed if I used it on a tile floor they may trip up...or Shot them in the face with it like wifey..

I'm sure this is really great and funny.. the little bit I could stay awake for seemed good.. go watch "chasing kevin smith"

Thank you IMDB for letting me know that perinennial bad ass rob zombie was a production assistan on peewees big adventure..

Uhhhhhhhh.... Post a comment if you think this is a real famiy circus comic or not...

The big list of all the possible anti-christ canidates.. Pick your favorite.. collect them all.. trade with your friends..

If you get hard over math.. then math in movies is the site for you.. actually very quite entertaining.

What do you get when you combine alot of spare time and unsolicted bulk email?? the spam letters my friends.. the spam letters....

I don't even know what this site is.. but I bet it will freak the fuck out of scott...

soemthing quick and fun for you all.. Pitfall online.. wheeeeeeeee I remember sitting up in my room playing this on my fucking atari 2600.. badass...

And another fun little flash game for you all.. rest home fighter!

I would like to mentition that sometime this coming week MTv will be having a special sex show about plushies and furries.. it even finds me when I am off line.. and the new marlyn manson video has some weird sexy bunnies in it... ( I tried braving the mrv website to find you guys a link to that show.. but its no good.. I barely came out alive..)

And since I'm back and stuff.. Here is your BLECH OF THE DAY!!! BAM!!!!

Ok..well I get up to open in about 4 hours.. night night.. enjoy and please drop some comments to keep me ontop and doing this shit..

Keeping the news flowing ...

Well its official Star Wars Episode 2 is going to SUCK !

Not only is the title "Attack of the Clones"

Not only is Jar Jar confirmed to be in it again.

Now, 'NSYNC are going to be in it !

!!!UPDATE!!!: Apparently 'NSYNC will be JEDI's !!! The rumor indicates that they will play background Jedi Knights in the pivotal battle on Geonosis. But then again it is rumored that this is the battle where most of the Jedi die, so hopefully they will be leading the slaughter ... er I mean charge.

Thus concludes the bastardization of Star Wars.