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Please please please say it's not true.

It appears as though some of the biggest bundles of pure entertaing power in hollywood are going to be featured on a alblum. Now when I say featured mind you that I mean they are going to be FUCKING SINGING!
Now the best part is some of the people (Or ass-heads as I like to call them) that will be on the cd. Brad Pitt will be making his singing debut, and Jeff Goldblum who sings a "bebop/big bad animal motif tune" which begins with a 30-second beatnik rap. You can also hear Keanu Reeves and Johnny Depp.

Instead of spending the 15+ dollars on this cd I am going to use 3 of my dollars to purchase a pair of sharp shiney scissors to jab my eardrums out with. I will then take the other 12 dollars and go eat paste. Here is the article.

God battle bots fucking RULES!!!!!!!
I am watching it right now and its just awesome!!! They are hitting the superheavy weight division right now. ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH GOD Ronin fucking crushed Ginsu!!!!!!!!!
Oh man that was fucking awesome!!